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THE OFFICE: Michael Scott Bobblehead Giveaway

December 6, 2007 by  

THE OFFICE: Michael Scott Bobblehead GiveawayAnother Thursday without a new episode of THE OFFICE. Sadly I can’t do much to help along the WGA negotiations but hopefully this will cheer you up. The peeps over at the NBC Universal store are giving away to one lucky GMMR reader one of the hottest new Office items of the season – the Michael Scott Talking Bobblehead!!

Win this contest and you can have Michael Scott uttering some of his most famous lines right on your desk. Or team up with your Dwight Schrute bobblehead (which I know you must already have) and send them on great Dunder Mifflin adventures.

Along with your bobblehead, the winner will also receive (2) “Support the Rabid” bracelets as seen in the “Fun Run” episode from earlier in the season.

How to Win….
Visit The Office store and listen to the infamous Michael Scott quotes featured in the new Michael Scott talking bobblehead. Now leave a comment on this post and tell me what Michael Scott quote should have been included but wasn’t?

GMMR’s OFFICE Holiday List…
If you haven’t visited The Office store at NBC.com lately check it out – they have some great stuff for you to add to your holiday gift list either for yourself or for a fellow Dunder Mifflinite.  And in case anyone of my friends or family is interested, in addition to wanting Jim Halpert under the tree on Christmas morning, here’s a few items on my THE OFFICE holiday wish list:

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153 Responses to “THE OFFICE: Michael Scott Bobblehead Giveaway”

  1. Lynzee on December 6th, 2007 12:11 pm

    “I know the crap out of women”

    One of Michael’s best quotes ever! Happy Holidays GMMR!

  2. Paul on December 6th, 2007 12:12 pm

    This should’ve been in there.

    This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.

  3. Alyssa on December 6th, 2007 12:16 pm

    “I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little stitious.”

  4. Lanni on December 6th, 2007 12:16 pm

    “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”

  5. Sarah Plunkett on December 6th, 2007 12:17 pm

    “I mean who’s gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin’ Donuts?”

    or

    “I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day. ”

    and, I can’t believe they forgot…

    “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”

  6. Katrina on December 6th, 2007 12:18 pm

    “Then suddenly she ain’t yo ho, no mo.”

  7. Crystal on December 6th, 2007 12:20 pm

    Shut up, Toby.

  8. Alison on December 6th, 2007 12:22 pm

    It’s so hard to pick a favorite, but I really love:

    “You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.”

  9. Cindy on December 6th, 2007 12:23 pm

    Who’s that sportscaster that bit that lady? Marv Something? Andy is like Marv Something: great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.

  10. lauren85 on December 6th, 2007 12:24 pm

    Not only my favorite Michael Scott quote, but my favorite quote from the office period: “Never, ever ever give up”

    🙂

  11. Sarah A on December 6th, 2007 12:26 pm

    Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.

  12. Erik on December 6th, 2007 12:29 pm

    Bippity Boppity, give me the Zoppity.

  13. Leslie on December 6th, 2007 12:33 pm

    “That’s what she said… OR, he said”

  14. Carrie on December 6th, 2007 12:35 pm

    “I guess the atmosphere that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.”

    “Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North’ and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.”

    or, perhaps,

    “WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?”

  15. Ann on December 6th, 2007 12:36 pm

    Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.

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  17. Cooley on December 6th, 2007 12:38 pm

    I love the bleakness of his line in “The Job” when he sighs, “I am never, ever going to leave…I am going nowhere.”

  18. mg714 on December 6th, 2007 12:39 pm

    In the spirit of the Christmas season, my pick for what should have been included is:

    Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame. 🙂

  19. Moe on December 6th, 2007 12:40 pm

    The hand strikes … and gives a flower.

  20. Karen on December 6th, 2007 12:41 pm

    “I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”

    Best ever.

  21. Michelle on December 6th, 2007 12:42 pm

    “The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout “shotgun” when you’re within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That’s how the game’s played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.”

  22. Tania on December 6th, 2007 12:42 pm

    “Yeppers!”

  23. Clare on December 6th, 2007 12:45 pm

    “This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.”

    *snicker* I love Michael!

  24. Hilary on December 6th, 2007 12:48 pm

    “Jim is a friend of mine, so the only people this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam. And me.”

    Such a great quote for the whole series…

    Happy Holidays!

  25. kim s on December 6th, 2007 12:55 pm

    “The worst thing about prison was the- was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they’d come down and they suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt! “

  26. Hap on December 6th, 2007 1:04 pm

    Yeessshhhh

  27. DorkyDancer on December 6th, 2007 1:05 pm

    “Yeah I have flaws, like I sing in the shower, I volunteer to much, and occasionally I hit someone with my car. So sue me…wait no not really”

  28. DorkyDancer on December 6th, 2007 1:06 pm

    “Yeah I have flaws, like I sing in the shower, I volunteer too much, and occasionally I hit someone with my car. So sue me…wait no not really”

  29. Diana on December 6th, 2007 1:11 pm

    “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um…easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

  30. Melissa on December 6th, 2007 1:13 pm

    darn i wanted to say “i’m not superstitious i’m just a little stitious.”

    but the quote i’d like to submit is:
    “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

  31. Colleen Maville on December 6th, 2007 1:15 pm

    “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

    I know its one of the ones NBC uses all the time for him, but I just love it. Its so Michael.

  32. Lisa on December 6th, 2007 1:16 pm

    I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.

  33. Diana on December 6th, 2007 1:17 pm

    “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um…easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

    &

    “I swore to myself if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh as they saw me coming, and they’d applaud as I walked away.”

  34. Jessica Campbell on December 6th, 2007 1:18 pm

    It is seriously lacking some turtle action.

    “WHERE ARE THE TURRRRRRRRTLES?!”

  35. Lisa on December 6th, 2007 1:19 pm

    Stupid corporate wet blankets… it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.

  36. Brieann on December 6th, 2007 1:20 pm

    One of my very favorites in referring to Andy:

    “Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow, seems smart enough. Likes me alot. A Lot. Too much. Like a crazy person a little. Not super crazy, just…there’s something about him that creeps me out. I can’t really explain it. He’s always up in my bidness. Which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me. I don’t understand how someone could have so little self-awareness.”

  37. KC on December 6th, 2007 1:21 pm

    “It’s not like booze ever killed anyone.”

  38. Quinn on December 6th, 2007 1:34 pm

    It was on company property with company property. So, double jeopardy. We are fine.

  39. Lauren on December 6th, 2007 1:46 pm

    Would I rather be feared or loved? Um,easy– both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

    Genius.

  40. CrazyGringa on December 6th, 2007 1:48 pm

    i know these have been said already but they are my favorite Michael quotes:

    “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be”

    “Abraham Lincoln once said that if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North”

    “Never, ever, ever give up”

    By the way, I love reading everyone else’s favorite quotes. It makes me miss my show even more.

  41. Kristi on December 6th, 2007 1:56 pm

    “Dwight, you ignorant slut”! – hee! I love it and I think it would be fun to have a bobblehead that says that 😉

  42. Pauline on December 6th, 2007 1:59 pm

    I agree with the already mentioned, but I’ve always liked this one:

    “I don’t understand how someone could have so little self-awareness.”

    or if it isn’t too long:

    “I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.”

  43. Jenafur on December 6th, 2007 2:08 pm

    Happy Birthday Jesus, sorry your party is so lame!

  44. Cara on December 6th, 2007 2:10 pm

    I LOVED:

    “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”

  45. Gabsy on December 6th, 2007 2:10 pm

    This, is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.

  46. carly jaye on December 6th, 2007 2:11 pm

    the first quote that came to mind was, “i know the crap out of women!” but since someone already used that one, i’ll go with, “He’s finished work, he’s on his way home, WHAM, his cappa is detated from his head!” i crack up from that every time i think about it, haha

  47. Amanda on December 6th, 2007 2:13 pm

    “Every year I get a $100 gas card….can’t put a price on that.”

  48. Kayla on December 6th, 2007 2:19 pm

    “A little booze not hurt anyone!”

  49. Dd on December 6th, 2007 2:25 pm

    I’m gonna drop a deuce on everybody

  50. Jenna on December 6th, 2007 2:30 pm

    One of my all-time favorites:

    “This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.”

    And even though it has already been mentioned several times:

    “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”

    And lastly:

    “Hey Darryl, How’s it hanging? (laughter)”

    The way he laughs just gets me everytime.

  51. Mexicanity on December 6th, 2007 2:33 pm

    Here goes mine! This to me was one of the best things Michael has ever said! Ever!!

    “BFD. Engaged ain’t married.”

  52. Captain Slinky on December 6th, 2007 2:41 pm

    “Hug it out, Bitch”.

    How can they make a Michael Scott Bobblehead WITHOUT “Hug it Out Bitch”???

  53. JasonQG on December 6th, 2007 2:42 pm

    “You may look around, and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”

  54. Kayla on December 6th, 2007 2:50 pm

    I can’t believe “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” isn’t in there. That’s probably my all-time favorite.

  55. Jills on December 6th, 2007 2:51 pm

    “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.”

    Or

    “Here’s the thing, Chili’s is the new golf course. It’s where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.”

  56. lijahmom on December 6th, 2007 2:55 pm

    It needs to be said again, i’m not superstitious i’m just a little stitious. It just doesn’t get better than that, or more Michael Scott than that.

  57. Jana on December 6th, 2007 3:01 pm

    From Product Recall:

    “I need two men on this. That’s what she said! NO TIME! But she did. NO TIME!”

  58. Moe on December 6th, 2007 3:05 pm

    Boom! Freeze! Michael Scoon, FBI. You know what you did. Boom! Boom! Boom!

  59. Mmdg418 on December 6th, 2007 3:13 pm

    My favorites are…

    “Well, Happy Birthday, Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.”

    &

    “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”

  60. Meredith on December 6th, 2007 3:14 pm

    My favorite!
    “I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”

  61. Meredith on December 6th, 2007 3:18 pm

    Oops! Somebody already used what I said, So i’ll repost and say another Michael Scott Quote, “Stanley’s don’t grow on trees”

  62. Heather on December 6th, 2007 3:23 pm

    Stupid corporate! Wet blankets…it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.

  63. Emily S. on December 6th, 2007 3:24 pm

    Michael singing “teach your children well”

  64. Emily S. on December 6th, 2007 3:25 pm

    Michael singing “sexy thing” from the dundies episode

  65. Heather on December 6th, 2007 3:28 pm

    I love inside jokes. I’d like to be a part of one some day.

  66. Casey on December 6th, 2007 3:35 pm

    One of my favorites..

    Now you may look around and see two groups here: white-collar and blue-collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar blind.

  67. Amy on December 6th, 2007 3:45 pm

    Dwight, you ignorant slut

  68. Amelia on December 6th, 2007 3:52 pm

    “You guys suck! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you suck!”

  69. Derek on December 6th, 2007 3:54 pm

    “Computers are all about trying to murder you in a lake.” All time favorite.

    Also:

    “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”

    “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

  70. Delmy on December 6th, 2007 3:57 pm

    Here are my favorite picks……..

    Michael: We can’t overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails, but real business is done on paper.

    Michael: It takes a big man to admit his mistake and that’s what I did. The important thing is I learned something. I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.

    Michael: So you want to start a business, how do you start? What do you need? Well first of all you need a building. Secondly you need supply. You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be a thingamajig, or a whoseywhatsey or…a Whatchamacallit. Now, you need to sell those in order to have a Payday. And…if you see enough of them, you will make a 100 Grand….satisfied?

  71. Lisa on December 6th, 2007 4:00 pm

    “Ain’t no party like a Scranton party, cause’ a Scranton Party don’t stop!”

  72. kilwiggle7 on December 6th, 2007 4:03 pm

    It’s been said above, but I absolutely love this one:

    “I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”

    I miss the new episodes… stupid strike! go writers!

  73. Melissa Gredlein on December 6th, 2007 4:03 pm

    “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” is missing.

  74. Melissa Gredlein on December 6th, 2007 4:06 pm

    “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” is listed but it doesn’t play…

  75. Corntea on December 6th, 2007 4:10 pm

    The first thing that came to mind is already taken:
    Yeeesshh!

    So, how about:
    Respect. R-e-s-v-spee-t. Find out what it means to me.

  76. Jonathan on December 6th, 2007 4:11 pm

    “Fool me once, strike one. Fool me TWICE… strike… three…”

  77. Jess on December 6th, 2007 4:26 pm

    I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little stitious.
    (brilliant.)

  78. kilynn on December 6th, 2007 4:27 pm

    “This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.”

    That is my favorite Office quote of all times!! I have stationery that says it.

  79. Rayne on December 6th, 2007 4:28 pm

    ‘Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.’

  80. Susie on December 6th, 2007 4:30 pm

    “When I was five years old, I had these Spiderman pajamas, and one night my mom was tucking me in, and she tried to give me a raspberry on my tummy – you know: phfft! – and uh, I tried to crawl away, and what happened was her eyes were closed and she grabbed me and she kissed me on my butt, and it was just the worst. So I know what it’s like to have your butt kissed, literally, and it’s- it’s terrible, and it better not be what Andy is doing.”

  81. Jen on December 6th, 2007 4:30 pm

    “I…. declare… BANKRUPTCYYYY!!!!”

  82. Lindsey on December 6th, 2007 4:33 pm

    All the good ones have been taken! Oh well.

    This wouldn’t really work for a bobblehead, but Michael’s “Not great” after they light the Christmas tree in Christmas Party has me rolling on the floor everytime I hear it!

    It’s also one of my favorite Office moments. =)

  83. Chris on December 6th, 2007 4:44 pm

    Yeeshh.

    The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being wierded out by gays.

  84. Olivia on December 6th, 2007 4:49 pm

    No way guys, it’s gotta be:

    “Yaaaaaaankee Swap”

  85. max on December 6th, 2007 4:51 pm

    “Dunder Mifflin, limitless paper…in a paperless world.”

  86. mimi on December 6th, 2007 5:09 pm

    Bippity Boppity, give me the Zoppity

  87. Michelle on December 6th, 2007 5:10 pm

    Oh goodness! I love all of them:

    “You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”

    &

    ” I love inside jokes. I’d like to be a part of one some day.”

    😀

  88. mwerth on December 6th, 2007 5:12 pm

    New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.

  89. Jenny on December 6th, 2007 5:23 pm

    “You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.”

    And one of my all time favorites…

    “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”

  90. Brian on December 6th, 2007 5:25 pm

    “Power point…. Power point! Power! Point!”

  91. Jillid71 on December 6th, 2007 5:27 pm

    “Ho Ho HO PIMP”

  92. Tina on December 6th, 2007 6:00 pm

    ‘Teach her to offer Stanley more money’

    or

    ‘Pam and Jim are together, Ryan is visiting. The only thing that could make this better is ice cream.’

    My all time favorite!

    ‘Families grow, and at some point the daddy can’t take a bath with the kids anymore. I’m upper management, and it’d be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam- as much as I might want to.’

  93. Meredith on December 6th, 2007 6:02 pm

    “Just climb on top of her and think about Stanley.”

  94. Courtney on December 6th, 2007 6:04 pm

    YYYYAAANNNNNNKKEEEE SWAP!

    The way he says that just kills me every time.

  95. Barry on December 6th, 2007 6:05 pm

    MIIIIIIINT CHOCOLATE CHIP! Mint chocolate chip.

  96. Sarah on December 6th, 2007 6:09 pm

    “There’s such a thing as good grief. Ask Charlie Brown.”

  97. Natalie on December 6th, 2007 6:41 pm

    best quote ever…

    “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”

  98. moe on December 6th, 2007 6:47 pm

    Short and simple:

    “I Braveheart.”

  99. tobykilledthisbird on December 6th, 2007 6:51 pm

    I love sweet and sensitive Micheal. How about “that’s our building…and we make paper”. Gets me every time.

  100. Megan on December 6th, 2007 7:07 pm

    “When I said that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.”
    -Michael Gary Scott

  101. Stephanie on December 6th, 2007 7:10 pm

    “Uh, This is excellent. Although alarm bells are kind of going “Ringy Dingy Dingy!”

    “Awesome Blossom, extra awesome”

    “Dancing… is… a primitive art-form… used in ancient times to express oneself with… the body! And communicate! What am I trying to say with my body?”

    “Pam, will you rub butter on my foot?”

  102. danielle on December 6th, 2007 7:24 pm

    you don’t call retarted people retards, just bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarted.

  103. Phyllis Vance on December 6th, 2007 7:52 pm

    Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North’ and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.

    I want one of these so badly, but I won’t be buying anything until the strike is over, so… *crosses fingers*

  104. kreidy on December 6th, 2007 8:06 pm

    “You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding, and his kindness healed my foot.”

    “Ah, I need my entourage: Jim, Dwight, Ryan. C’mon, we’re going to Asian Hooters.”

    “I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos.”

  105. Nichole on December 6th, 2007 8:09 pm

    “I’ll be baaack!”

  106. Melissa on December 6th, 2007 8:10 pm

    I have a soft spot for the Ben Franklin episode because it was my first (after my middle school students asked me if it was true if Ben Franklin really had syphilis) so my choice would be:

    “Well, Ben Franklin, you’re really kind of a sleezebag”

    Cracks me up every time!

  107. Jillyree on December 6th, 2007 8:25 pm

    How could they not include this one:

    “This is a place of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.”

    It’s a travesty, I tell you!!

  108. Kim on December 6th, 2007 8:40 pm

    “Dwight, you ignorant slut!” or “May your hats fly as high as your dreams”

  109. Jess on December 6th, 2007 8:43 pm

    Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

  110. Jess on December 6th, 2007 8:52 pm

    “Yeah, I went hunting once…shot the deer in the leg…had to kill it with a shovel…it took about an hour. Why do you ask?”

  111. Nicole on December 6th, 2007 8:58 pm

    Goodness, all the good ones I was coming up with have been taken already. It’s probably because Office-lovers have great taste. 🙂

    Michael: Oh, fun fact — I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.

    Michael: Well apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, you, that would be chaos.

    Michael: Negotiations are all about controlling things. About being in the driver’s seat. And, make one tiny mistake you’re dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore women’s clothes.

  112. Give Me My Remote on December 6th, 2007 8:59 pm

    I love you people…not Michael Scott, just me 🙂

  113. Marisha on December 6th, 2007 9:05 pm

    I bet you’d like to know all the details, you skeevy little perv.

  114. Kony on December 6th, 2007 9:14 pm

    “WHERE ARE THE TURTLES”!!

    Priceless…the line that had me laughing the most in this last season 😛

  115. Christa on December 6th, 2007 9:49 pm

    I didn’t go through to read all, so hopefully no one put this.. I just think this is one of my favs.

    “Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”

  116. Marissa on December 6th, 2007 9:49 pm

    “Yesh.”

  117. Jesse on December 6th, 2007 9:52 pm

    “Mint Chocolate Chip!”

  118. Genell H on December 6th, 2007 9:57 pm

    Last week I would’ve given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would’ve reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don’t have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, “Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.”

  119. April on December 6th, 2007 10:00 pm

    “They are trying to make me an escape goat.”

  120. Crystal C. on December 6th, 2007 11:14 pm

    Everybody’s picked so many of my favorites already! I say we petition for a second edition Michael Scott bobblehead with all of our quotes. 😉

    How about: “I like to start my day off with a hearty bowl of JAN. Just call me Levinson in the mornin’, baby”

  121. Syd on December 6th, 2007 11:56 pm

    “His capa was detated!”

  122. aikuchi on December 7th, 2007 12:12 am

    my favourite has got to be

    “First new message: Hi Ryan! This is Saddam Hussein.”

  123. Jessica on December 7th, 2007 12:38 am

    “Was this year’s Dundies a success? Well, let me see. I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair and she almost broke her neck. So I killed. Almost. “

  124. Jacob on December 7th, 2007 12:58 am

    I really like:

    “yes, I was the first one out. And yes, I’ve heard “women and children first”. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.”

    and I like:
    “I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.”

  125. Jacob on December 7th, 2007 1:02 am

    Actually this one is the best
    “Good night… Hey, you know what? Why don’t I come with you? Because I’ve got this book, called the Kama Sutra- “

  126. Amanda on December 7th, 2007 2:18 am

    There are so many!

    I’m going to go with “The company has made it my responsibilty today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.”

  127. Tina on December 7th, 2007 3:15 am

    This quote from Dwight’s Speech makes me laugh so hard!!!…

    ‘The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman… is boobs!’

  128. Sigourney on December 7th, 2007 3:34 am

    Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.”

  129. Rose on December 7th, 2007 4:53 am

    “ABSOFRUITLY!”

  130. Devon on December 7th, 2007 6:42 am

    “Computers are about murdering you in a lake!”

  131. Brooke on December 7th, 2007 11:29 am

    “Stupid corporate! Wet blankets…it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.”

  132. Nicole on December 7th, 2007 5:25 pm

    “It’s about to get all stupid up in here.”
    One of the funniest quotes I have ever heard.

  133. Pammy on December 7th, 2007 10:13 pm

    “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”

    – The tone in which Michael recites this quote is so serious, it’s perfect!

  134. sorano916 on December 7th, 2007 10:32 pm

    Yeah, there were some great quotes from S3 and S4, but if I remember correctly, NBC only wanted ones from S1 and S2 for the bobblehead…

    Anyways, I don’t know why but Michael saying “Yankee Swap” cracks me up. 😉

  135. Mandy on December 8th, 2007 2:08 am

    I love:

    “Shut….it”

    ” It’s really incaulc-c-ulable”

    “Dwight you ignorant slut!”

    “Hug it out Bitch”

    “I tented my pants”

    “I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to call you faggy” (cry)

    Oh there are sooo many I love!!!

  136. Silvia F on December 8th, 2007 11:30 pm

    Cock in the henhouse! from Hot Girl of course!

  137. Jenny K. on December 9th, 2007 11:19 am

    “We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young and we called him my brother – and that’s what I thought he was – and then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans.”

    “I’m co giving the bride away.”

    “Toby this is an orientation, not a boringentation.”

  138. Geri on December 9th, 2007 4:02 pm

    Sigh, they’re all so good!
    “Well, Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”
    “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
    “Just climb on top of her and think about Stanley.”

  139. Alyson on December 9th, 2007 4:53 pm

    “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um…easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

  140. Jill on December 10th, 2007 1:39 pm

    I would have loved this line for the bobble head:

    “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

    or just the great, “Shut up, Toby!”

  141. Emily on December 10th, 2007 3:23 pm

    My favorite has already been said, but here it is anyway…

    “I’m not superstitious, I’m just a little stitious.”

  142. Mindy on December 10th, 2007 7:33 pm

    It wasn’t a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.

  143. winter on December 11th, 2007 4:17 pm

    “you know what they say, fool my once strike one but fool me twice, strike three.”

    or

    “Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.”

  144. jenn schreck on December 11th, 2007 11:28 pm

    OMGOSH!! I LOVE ALL OF THESE!!!!!!! 🙂 Okay, so here’s a few I’m pretty sure aren’t on here yet… 🙂

    after kevin saws off the top of the christmas tree cause it was too big (that’s what she said)… kevin asks “what are we going to do with this hacked off part?”

    “well, that is a perfectly good mini tree kevin. and we are going to sell that to charity… that’s what christmas is all about…” 🙂

    and

    “ryan has never made a sale! and, he started a FIRE… trying to make a cheesy pita… and everybody thinks he’s a tease. well, ya know what??? he doesn’t know anything, and neither do you…. so *SUCK* *ON* *THAAAT*!!!”

    and…

    “5-4-3…. there is no way I will resign. it wouldn’t be fair. not to the good workers I work with. not to my clients, and especially not to me. let’s not forget who this whole resigning business is about anyway… if I could leave you with one thought… remember, it wasn’t me. they are trying to make me an escape goat. if I am fired, I swear to god, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F word on it… the F word. ….you have one day.”

    Pam: “one day for what?”

    Back to Michael: “that’s… they always give an ultimatum.”

    🙂

  145. Michelle S. on December 12th, 2007 8:47 pm

    Both of mine were taken! “Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.” And “Yesh.” How about, “Assistant TO the regional manager.” I don’t think I have seen that one yet…

  146. Michelle S. on December 12th, 2007 8:48 pm

    Both of mine were taken! “Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.” And “Yesh.” How about, “Assistant TO the regional manager.”? I don’t think I have seen that one yet…

  147. Michelle S. on December 12th, 2007 8:49 pm

    Both of mine were taken! “Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.” And “Yesh.” How about, “Assistant TO the regional manager.”? I don’t think I have seen that one yet.

  148. Repete McPeatalot on December 12th, 2007 9:06 pm

    Sorry! Nothing is more annoying than someone posting 283 times because their computer is screwy. Lo siento!

  149. Grant H on May 1st, 2008 4:31 pm

    Stupid corporate! Wet blankets…it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.

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  151. PROUD JIM AND PAM HATER on December 16th, 2010 3:02 am

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  153. Danny Baer on August 15th, 2013 12:24 am

    Is this still available? I’d like to get one! I’m such a fanatic for bobbleheads and actually tried to make one. But, the quality is just too poor. During our wedding, me and my wife actually decided to give out bobbleheads for party giveaways and the guest love it! We ordered it from Bobblefactory.com .