Comments on: THE OFFICE: Michael Scott Bobblehead Giveaway

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By: PROUD JIM AND PAM HATER

PROUD JIM AND PAM HATER — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 07:02:42 +0000

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By: Grant H

Grant H — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:31:38 +0000

Stupid corporate! Wet blankets…it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.

By: Repete McPeatalot

Repete McPeatalot — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:06:38 +0000

Sorry! Nothing is more annoying than someone posting 283 times because their computer is screwy. Lo siento!

By: Michelle S.

Michelle S. — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:49:46 +0000

Both of mine were taken! “Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.” And “Yesh.” How about, “Assistant TO the regional manager.”? I don’t think I have seen that one yet.

By: Michelle S.

Michelle S. — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:48:54 +0000

Both of mine were taken! “Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.” And “Yesh.” How about, “Assistant TO the regional manager.”? I don’t think I have seen that one yet…

By: Michelle S.

Michelle S. — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:47:04 +0000

Both of mine were taken! “Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.” And “Yesh.” How about, “Assistant TO the regional manager.” I don’t think I have seen that one yet…

By: jenn schreck

jenn schreck — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:28:28 +0000

OMGOSH!! I LOVE ALL OF THESE!!!!!!! Okay, so here’s a few I’m pretty sure aren’t on here yet…

after kevin saws off the top of the christmas tree cause it was too big (that’s what she said)… kevin asks “what are we going to do with this hacked off part?”

“well, that is a perfectly good mini tree kevin. and we are going to sell that to charity… that’s what christmas is all about…”

and

“ryan has never made a sale! and, he started a FIRE… trying to make a cheesy pita… and everybody thinks he’s a tease. well, ya know what??? he doesn’t know anything, and neither do you…. so *SUCK* *ON* *THAAAT*!!!”

and…

“5-4-3…. there is no way I will resign. it wouldn’t be fair. not to the good workers I work with. not to my clients, and especially not to me. let’s not forget who this whole resigning business is about anyway… if I could leave you with one thought… remember, it wasn’t me. they are trying to make me an escape goat. if I am fired, I swear to god, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F word on it… the F word. ….you have one day.”

Pam: “one day for what?”

Back to Michael: “that’s… they always give an ultimatum.”

By: winter

winter — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:17:06 +0000

“you know what they say, fool my once strike one but fool me twice, strike three.”

“Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.”

By: Mindy

Mindy — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:33:19 +0000

It wasn’t a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:23:22 +0000

My favorite has already been said, but here it is anyway…

“I’m not superstitious, I’m just a little stitious.”

By: Jill

Jill — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:39:36 +0000

I would have loved this line for the bobble head:

“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

or just the great, “Shut up, Toby!”

By: Alyson

Alyson — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:53:40 +0000

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um…easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

By: Geri

Geri — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:02:43 +0000

Sigh, they’re all so good!
“Well, Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
“Just climb on top of her and think about Stanley.”

By: Jenny K.

Jenny K. — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:19:21 +0000

“We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young and we called him my brother – and that’s what I thought he was – and then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans.”

“I’m co giving the bride away.”

“Toby this is an orientation, not a boringentation.”

By: Silvia F

Silvia F — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:30:23 +0000

Cock in the henhouse! from Hot Girl of course!

By: Mandy

Mandy — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:08:25 +0000

I love:

“Shut….it”

” It’s really incaulc-c-ulable”

“Dwight you ignorant slut!”

“Hug it out Bitch”

“I tented my pants”

“I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to call you faggy” (cry)

Oh there are sooo many I love!!!

By: sorano916

sorano916 — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:32:17 +0000

Yeah, there were some great quotes from S3 and S4, but if I remember correctly, NBC only wanted ones from S1 and S2 for the bobblehead…

Anyways, I don’t know why but Michael saying “Yankee Swap” cracks me up.

By: Pammy

Pammy — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:13:44 +0000

“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”

- The tone in which Michael recites this quote is so serious, it’s perfect!

By: Nicole

Nicole — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 21:25:32 +0000

“It’s about to get all stupid up in here.”
One of the funniest quotes I have ever heard.

By: Brooke

Brooke — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:29:42 +0000

“Stupid corporate! Wet blankets…it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.”

By: Devon

Devon — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:42:53 +0000

“Computers are about murdering you in a lake!”

By: Rose

Rose — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:53:42 +0000

“ABSOFRUITLY!”

By: Sigourney

Sigourney — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:34:02 +0000

Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.”

By: Tina

Tina — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:15:19 +0000

This quote from Dwight’s Speech makes me laugh so hard!!!…

‘The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman… is boobs!’

By: Amanda

Amanda — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:18:43 +0000

There are so many!

I’m going to go with “The company has made it my responsibilty today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.”

By: Jacob

Jacob — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:02:38 +0000

Actually this one is the best
“Good night… Hey, you know what? Why don’t I come with you? Because I’ve got this book, called the Kama Sutra- “

By: Jacob

Jacob — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:58:03 +0000

I really like:

“yes, I was the first one out. And yes, I’ve heard “women and children first”. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.”

and I like:
“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.”

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:38:39 +0000

“Was this year’s Dundies a success? Well, let me see. I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair and she almost broke her neck. So I killed. Almost. “

By: aikuchi

aikuchi — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:12:55 +0000

my favourite has got to be

“First new message: Hi Ryan! This is Saddam Hussein.”

By: Syd

Syd — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:56:19 +0000

“His capa was detated!”

By: Crystal C.

Crystal C. — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:14:23 +0000

Everybody’s picked so many of my favorites already! I say we petition for a second edition Michael Scott bobblehead with all of our quotes.

How about: “I like to start my day off with a hearty bowl of JAN. Just call me Levinson in the mornin’, baby”

By: April

April — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:00:22 +0000

“They are trying to make me an escape goat.”

By: Genell H

Genell H — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:57:14 +0000

Last week I would’ve given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would’ve reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don’t have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, “Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.”

By: Jesse

Jesse — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:52:47 +0000

“Mint Chocolate Chip!”

By: Marissa

Marissa — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:49:40 +0000

“Yesh.”

By: Christa

Christa — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:49:17 +0000

I didn’t go through to read all, so hopefully no one put this.. I just think this is one of my favs.

“Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”

By: Kony

Kony — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:14:29 +0000

“WHERE ARE THE TURTLES”!!

Priceless…the line that had me laughing the most in this last season

By: Marisha

Marisha — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:05:48 +0000

I bet you’d like to know all the details, you skeevy little perv.

By: Give Me My Remote

Give Me My Remote — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:59:30 +0000

I love you people…not Michael Scott, just me

By: Nicole

Nicole — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:58:12 +0000

Goodness, all the good ones I was coming up with have been taken already. It’s probably because Office-lovers have great taste.

Michael: Oh, fun fact — I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.

Michael: Well apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, you, that would be chaos.

Michael: Negotiations are all about controlling things. About being in the driver’s seat. And, make one tiny mistake you’re dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore women’s clothes.

By: Jess

Jess — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:52:05 +0000

“Yeah, I went hunting once…shot the deer in the leg…had to kill it with a shovel…it took about an hour. Why do you ask?”

By: Jess

Jess — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:43:41 +0000

Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:40:51 +0000

“Dwight, you ignorant slut!” or “May your hats fly as high as your dreams”

By: Jillyree

Jillyree — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:25:44 +0000

How could they not include this one:

“This is a place of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.”

It’s a travesty, I tell you!!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:10:58 +0000

I have a soft spot for the Ben Franklin episode because it was my first (after my middle school students asked me if it was true if Ben Franklin really had syphilis) so my choice would be:

“Well, Ben Franklin, you’re really kind of a sleezebag”

Cracks me up every time!

By: Nichole

Nichole — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:09:21 +0000

“I’ll be baaack!”

By: kreidy

kreidy — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:06:56 +0000

“You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding, and his kindness healed my foot.”

“Ah, I need my entourage: Jim, Dwight, Ryan. C’mon, we’re going to Asian Hooters.”

“I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos.”

By: Phyllis Vance

Phyllis Vance — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:52:48 +0000

Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North’ and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.

I want one of these so badly, but I won’t be buying anything until the strike is over, so… *crosses fingers*

By: danielle

danielle — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:24:21 +0000

you don’t call retarted people retards, just bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarted.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:10:35 +0000

“Uh, This is excellent. Although alarm bells are kind of going “Ringy Dingy Dingy!”

“Awesome Blossom, extra awesome”

“Dancing… is… a primitive art-form… used in ancient times to express oneself with… the body! And communicate! What am I trying to say with my body?”

“Pam, will you rub butter on my foot?”

By: Megan

Megan — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:07:39 +0000

“When I said that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.”
-Michael Gary Scott

By: tobykilledthisbird

tobykilledthisbird — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:51:10 +0000

I love sweet and sensitive Micheal. How about “that’s our building…and we make paper”. Gets me every time.

By: moe

moe — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:47:48 +0000

Short and simple:

“I Braveheart.”

By: Natalie

Natalie — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:41:33 +0000

best quote ever…

“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:09:13 +0000

“There’s such a thing as good grief. Ask Charlie Brown.”

By: Barry

Barry — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:05:51 +0000

MIIIIIIINT CHOCOLATE CHIP! Mint chocolate chip.

By: Courtney

Courtney — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:04:28 +0000

YYYYAAANNNNNNKKEEEE SWAP!

The way he says that just kills me every time.

By: Meredith

Meredith — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:02:30 +0000

“Just climb on top of her and think about Stanley.”