Comments on: Chuck Lorre Productions Vanity Cards: #198 & #198 Censored

By: Earl Kendler

Earl Kendler — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 23:29:51 +0000

Dear Chuck,
I think that “Two and One Half Men” is the funniest and raunchiest program ever made. I love it as does my wife. I have a thought for you: Evelyn is pretty wild and what if she had a child out of wedlock before the boys? Think of the fun if Alan and Charley have an older sibling. Could be male or female, even black or white.
Keep up your great program

By: Dome

Dome — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:34:47 +0000

cotton@freemail.hu

By: Dome

Dome — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:34:21 +0000

Hello! You do not know it that the two and a half men how the green couch?

By: Dome

Dome — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:33:42 +0000

Hello! You do not know it that the two and a half men how the couch?

By: Kristoffer Kohne

Kristoffer Kohne — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:45:50 +0000

Some people say that i look like August T. Jones and some other people say that I speek like him too. (like the german syncronisations)

Please write back.

By: Brad Henschel, JD

Brad Henschel, JD — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:43:06 +0000

Chuck – HOW ABOUT A BIG BANG EPISODE WHERE THE GANG GETS INTO A LAWSUIT WITH SOME ODDBALL BUT SERIOUS LAWYERS, REALLY STEREOTYPE LAWYERS OR LIKE THE CENSOR LAWYERS YOU KNOW SO WELL. THEY WRITE THE DIALOGUE. SHELDON CAN SPAR WITH THEM AND SHOW THE LAWYERS HOW THEIR “LOGIC” IS FLAWED. SAY A SLANDER LAWSUIT OR A COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT LAWSUIT?
HOW ABOUT A LAWSUIT TO FIX THE ELEVATOR STARTING WITH SEEKING HELP FROM GOVERNMENT WORKERS WHO ARE MOVING OR WHOSE OFFICE IS CLOSED DUE TO FISCAL PROBLEMS.
ADAM WEST FOR THE BIG BANG NERDS LAWYER? IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
A DEVOTED FAN OF YOUR HUMOR.

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By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:56:40 +0000

I love the show and as a lesbian I think of myself, well….in the past I was the female lesbian version of charlie sheen. On the television show; When his date left and she said “I love you, and he said, “thank you” I just died…Oh my gawd…I had that very thing happen, and well, when I said thank you, the woman also didn’t like it…Which is why I laughed my ___ off watching the show.. I think it would be really kool to interject this somehow. Oh and by the way I AM NOT BUTCH !! I am a fem.

By: AMcCrate

AMcCrate — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:59:40 +0000

Actually, I am a Catholic who WOULD have been offended, “Chaplain” or “Father”… The facts are that there are just as many pedofiles per capita in the general population as there are per capita in the Catholic priesthood. It is a crying shame that the evil was allowed to be hidden away, to be sure, but to apply the stereotype to every priest is flat out wrong.

By: Phil

Phil — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:23:08 +0000

I just watched the episode (TiVo rocks!) and paused for the vanity card, so I wanted to see the real thing. Too funny. CBS is so lame to have censored it.

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:07:55 +0000

“Judgment” is spelled either “judgement” or “judgment”…I looked it up.

Why not a Buddhist priest? Oh, yeah – they don’t have the REPUTATION….

By: brenda

brenda — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:13:14 +0000

You misspelled “JUDGMENT” on your vanity card. Not only did I read it, I proofread it.

By: technobee

technobee — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:10:54 +0000

While watching the episode, I just assumed it was a catholic priest. But perhaps that’s because I come from a catholic background. And I wasn’t offended.

It’s all rather silly that CBS has to be concerned that someone will get offended. Humor is subjective and it’s usually the stuff that will offend *someone* that is the real funny stuff. If you can’t laugh at yourself, your religion, your beliefs, then ya’ll are just taking life way too seriously. And you’re probably miserable.

By: Ron Jackson

Ron Jackson — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:48:19 +0000

We know you never read these anyhow. No sense of humor

Mr Chuck Truck good one, some have no sense of humor at all, o yeah once I felt like an 800 pound gorilla, til this 800 pound biker at a bar did as well.
After reading your card I got a repeat email over service from Microsoft (long story) I will show you some clips as to how I dealt with, geez those damn spiders bite…
I answered the original within minutes

Dear Microsoft Customer:

Recently, our survey vendor, TeleSight, e-mailed to you an invitation to participate in the Microsoft Customer Experience Feedback survey. We know your time is valuable but according to our records, we have not yet received your response. please complete the survey (which I did 2 weeks ago)

so I replied

God really!
If you thought my time was important you would have read the scathing negative ridden lambasting horrible things I said in the survey about being treated like dirt for over five hours then told for an answer to format my hard drive and start over from scratch. How about this maybe for just something to think jokingly that would not seem to be a waste of my valuable time.

At 3AM this morning just maybe.. I hack into your server and format it for you load windows MS-Dos version 1.1 (of course in a foreign language version) and tell you it was just helping you, because just you are way too stupid to learn English, an operating system, or give directions in a foreign language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even when you beta test the software they install without asking permission to break my computer with it.

God talk about idiots do you people ride elephants to work and live in the jungle?

DO US A FAVOR QUIT YOUR JOB GET LEPROSY AND BECOME A BEGGAR IN CALLCUTA AT LEAST THEN I WOULD HAVE SYMPATHY.

By the way I was not happy with the service I received.

You should write a Big Bang about customer service like this, where 4 doctorates are this disgruntled. Dont use Charlie Sheen no one would belive it. Keep up the good work
Illegitimi non carborundum

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