Comments on: THE OFFICE’s Michael and Toby – A History of Hate

By: JoeyD

JoeyD — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:48:34 +0000

I don’t remember exactly what was happening but Michael had to go to some sort of meeting about his relationship with Jan. And they told him Toby had to go with him.

Lol Michael said something sorta like.. I’d rather die than go with stupid toby i hate toby stupid toby

By: JennyL

JennyL — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:39:27 +0000

I know you mentioned it – but “I hate so much about the things you choose to be” is a classic Office line.

In “Did I Stutter” when Toby comes in to talk to Michael about Stanley “dissing” him, Michael’s reaction – “whhhhhhhat?”.

I don’t think Toby’s leaving, but if he does…I will really really miss him.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:30:19 +0000

During the staff meeting in Money:

Michael: No one asked you anything ever, so whomever’s name is Toby, why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull.

By: AMiller

AMiller — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:29:27 +0000

My favorite is from Women’s Appreciation when Michael has his finger through his pants and then Toby walks in and Michael accuses him of being the flasher –

Michael: Prove it. Let’s see your peni$.
You know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.

By: Kristi

Kristi — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:24:12 +0000

One of my favorite moments was during the deposition and the lawyers were debating about “this ryan girl” and Toby burst out laughing. Hehe, it was a good moment and on the opposite side for once!

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:00:16 +0000

My favorite Michael/Toby moments involve going to Corporate.

1) In “The Negotiation” when Michael has to bring Toby along and he tells Toby to come with him, no explanation, and Toby says “Where are we going?” Michael “I’m going to smack you in the head with a hammer.”

2) In “The Deposition” when Toby tries to be nice to Michael in the cafeteria after his diary has been exposed, and as nice as Toby’s trying to be, Michael just can’t take it and throws his food on the floor.

Man, I hope Toby stays, but Pervy New Toby leaves.

By: HealthcareHottie

HealthcareHottie — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:46:16 +0000

I like when Michael tells Toby that he would fire him if he could in the Halloween episode in S2.

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By: Seeleybaby

Seeleybaby — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:32:14 +0000

My fave is when Michael thinks he’s getting the corporate job in last year’s finale (doesn’t feel like it’s been a year, right?), and he goes up to Toby and says something like
“There’s something I’ve wanted to tell you for a long time. I hate you.”
and Toby is like
“I know”
hahaha