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Rainn Wilson Kidnaps Jenna Fischer and her Blog

August 11, 2008 by  

Rainn Wilson in THE ROCKER, premiering August 20th

THE OFFICE is back filming and all is right in the world.  And because the cast of THE OFFICE is all kinds of awesome, the return to filming also means the return to the cast blogs on MySpace.

For a very short time last season, Rainn Wilson joined the MySpace world and started a blog of his own.  But it wasn’t too long after he signed up that he left because it was just all a little too much to handle.  But that doesn’t mean he can’t hijack his castmates blog in order to be heard.

Earlier today Rainn kidnapped not only co-star Jenna Fischer, but also her MySpace blog to promote his new movie THE ROCKER.  And Wilson, the evil mastermind that he is, knows exactly how to get our attention…he plays the ‘JAM’ card.  You sinister man you. You know we fans will do anything to keep our Jim & Pam together.

Read on to hear Wilson’s ransom demands…

Hey there Jenna’s MySpacers!

My name is Rainn Wilson and I’ve kidnapped the lovely Jenna, put her, bound, in the trunk of my firebird and logged onto her MySpace to send out this bulletin.

To free America’s sweetheart, Pam Beesly, one half of the magic which is ‘Jam’, you must attend my new movie, ‘The Rocker’, which opens August 20th.

As soon as the film grosses 18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie.

I’ve also recently discovered that August 20th is truly a special and historic day.  Estonia achieved it’s independence!  Sting got married to Trudy Skyler!  What better way to celebrate the magic of Sting and Estonia than by seeing what is perhaps the greatest film ever made (about a heavy metal drummer).

Many of you have perhaps seen posters of me in my leopard briefs, or the trailers in which my balls get racked by a power strip.  And, although the film WILL be adored by legions of teen-aged male Dwight fans, it will also be loved by the whole GD family, including Amish cousins.

It truly is a fun and lovely coming-of-age, rock n’roll comedy and good reviews are coming in, including two thumbs up from Ebert and Roeper and also from my son, Walter (who has three of them).

Also, if you’re a fan of:
Will Arnett, Christina Applegate, Jason Sudeikis, Jane Lynch, Emma Stone, Jeff Garlin, Demitri Martin, Fred Armisen, Bradley Cooper, Pope Benedick III, WINGS (the show and/or the back-up band), coral reefs, soup, Former Mayor Ed Koch, the guy who played Norm on Cheers, baby Suri, dairy, Coldplay, Animal Planet or the letter “Q”…

So… Please spend your 10.50$ American on THE ROCKER, get yourself a popcorn and a Mountain Dew, bring 1800 of your closest friends so that 1) Jenna gets a smoothie and 2) They let me be in another movie someday.

That is all.
Rainn Dietrich Wilson

In the name of all things Jim and Pam, PLEASE go see THE ROCKER when it premieres on August 20th.  I beg you!  (Damn you Rainn Wilson!)


2 Responses to “Rainn Wilson Kidnaps Jenna Fischer and her Blog”

  1. Peng9803 on August 11th, 2008 10:24 pm

    What if I already saw a preview screening? Does that count?

  2. officefan on August 12th, 2008 10:15 pm

    Looks like Rainn has a website now detailing the kidnapping plot:


    It’s pretty hilarious.