Top Ten Things I Learned from American Idol (Sanjaya on Letterman)

Outsted wannabe American Idol Sanjaya Malakar is making most of his Idol experience. Tonight the 17 year old, perhaps America’s most loved and loathed Idol, will be presenting David Letterman’s Top Ten List on The Late Show with David Letterman (11:35pm on CBS)

Top Ten Things I Learned from American Idol as presented by Sanjaya Malakar

10. The camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk.

9. Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place.

8. It’s very important to “Keep it real, dawg.”

7. I should have gone for the immunity idol – oh wait, that’s “Survivor.”

6. On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he’s a total jerk.

5. Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.

4. When you forget the words, just do this. (“Ohhhhhhhh”)

3. Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?”

2. Nothing.

1. America loves performers with bad hair – right, Dave?