What to Watch…Monday, May 5, 2008

It’s just another Manic Monday. While you are all rushing off to school and work, I’m enjoying my sunny morning here in Connecticut. This weekend was one of baby showers, birthdays and catching up with friends and family.

A very special Happy Birthday to my niece Emma who turns 6 today (and will be so excited to see her picture on the computer).

Tonight is all about TV – and a lot of it. I’m salivating at the mere thought of GOSSIP GIRL tonight. If it’s possible to lace my TV screen with an addictive substance I think they might have done it. I’m hooked. Oh and don’t forget to check out tonight’s episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN written by the writing team from CSI.There’s a lot to look forward to so let’s get to it.

Gossip Girl | 8pm on The CW
“All About My Brother”
Georgina threatens to disclose details about Serena’s past; Blair and Jenny spread rumors about one another through Gossip Girl; Dan has information about Asher that Jenny ignores; Rufus turns to Lily for parenting advice.

The Big Bang Theory | 8pm on CBS
“The Shiksa Indeterminancy”
The friends all fall for Sheldon’s sister and Leonard comes up with a plan to get rid of his rivals, but Sheldon announces that he will decide whom his sister dates.

Dancing with the Stars | 8pm on ABC
The eight week of performances are tonight and I still have yet to see even one performance. But I know some of you just love the show, so feel free to share your favorite dancers in the comments.

Bones | 8pm on Fox
“The Verdict in the Story”
The Jeffersonian team struggles to remain impartial when they’re called to testify for the prosecution in the trial of Brennan’s father (Ryan O’Neal), who could be sentenced to death for the murder of FBI Deputy Director Kirby.

How I Met Your Mother | 8:30pm on CBS
“Rebound Bro”
Ted betrays Stella by sharing an intimate secret with his friends, which threatens his relationship with her. Stella: Sarah Chalke. Randy: Will Forte.

House | 9pm on Fox
“Living the Dream”
House believes that an actor (Jason Lewis) on his favorite soap opera is seriously ill after observing his symptoms on television, so he decides to intervene; Amber and Wilson have their first fight, much to House’s delight.

One Tree Hill | 9pm on The CW
“Crying Won’t Help You”
Lucas investigates the supposed progression of Dan’s heart condition as Haley deals with letting Dan develop a relationship with Jamie. Meanwhile, Mouth gets a chance to be a sports anchor; and Nathan gives Quentin advice about getting his game back.

Paradise Hotel 2 | 9pm on My TV
“Odd Man Out”
Only seven contestants remain, and a vulnerable James attempts to rekindle an alliance with Tidisha. [GMMR: Let’s hope TD sees right through James’ kissassery and leaves him high and dry without a roommate.]

Samantha Who? |9:30pm on ABC
“The Affair”
Sam’s affair with Todd continues while he’s still seeing a clueless Chloe; Sam gets the idea that Regina is having a tryst of her own. Meanwhile, Andrea and Dena talk about opening up a coffee shop together.

The Bachelor | 10pm on ABC
Fifteen of this season’s spurned bachelorettes—including Amanda, Ashlee, Carri, Marshana, Robin and Stacey—confront Matt (and each other), dish dirt and handicap the chances of finalists Chelsea and Shayne for his ultimate rose.

Medium | 10pm on NBC
“Being Joey Carmichael”
As Scanlon probes the slaying of a drug dealer, Allison has visions of a charismatic killer, leading her to an impaired man (Miguel Ferrer) with a bullet in his head. Meanwhile, Joe and his alluring associate (Kelly Preston) share an awkward moment.

Also playing…

• Greek | 8pm on ABC Family: Parents’ Weekend causes dilemmas as Rusty worries about Kappa’s reputation as a party house, Rebecca hesitates to tell her father that she’s dating slacker Cappie, and Dale regrets inviting his folks to share in his college experience.

• Two and a Half Men | 9pm on CBS: George Eads has a cameo in this episode in which a CSI team investigates a death at Charlie’s house. The script was written by “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” scribes Sarah Goldfinger and Evan Dunsky.

• Rules of Engagement | 9:30pm on CBS: Russell’s dad asks Adam to appear as his son in a company promotional piece, but Adam worries Russell will be hurt when he finds out.

• CSI: Miami | 10pm on CBS: Alexx is stunned when her son is the prime suspect in a murder investigation, and any help she offers could prove costly.

What does YOUR TV lineup look like tonight?