Lorenzo Von Matterhorn – HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

SPOILER WARNING! The following post includes spoilers for the November 16th episode. Continue reading at your own risk.

Can you pull a ‘Lorenzo Von Matterhorn’? What would your unique name be and what amazing information would be find about YOU if you pulled off the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn? You sonofabeetch.

I’m still stewing. Katrina de Harrinski is an early favorite but I’m going to have to think about it a bit more. Need some help? Check out http://www.kleimo.com/random/name.cfm for some help.

The Real Lorenzo Von Matterhorn (source: Wikipedia)
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn (AKA Daniel Bailey) was born somewhere in the S.N.A.S.A. headquarters in the spring of 1974. The exact date and circumstances of his birth are unknown since he was immediately placed in a basket and tossed in a river. Young Lorenzo rode the pristine Alpine glacial melt waters for hundreds of miles until a young Milanese woman discovered the basket along the banks of the river Po. Some say it was this first early journey to Milan that fueled both his love of exploration and fashion. The woman would raise Lorenzo as her own, naming him Lorenzo after her father and giving him the surname Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage. Has a twin brother named Julio.

P.S. Neil Patrick Harris has just joined Twitter. Follow him at @ActuallyNPH (and me @gmmrtv). Sigh. He just makes me happy.