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BACHELOR PAD 2: Erica Crosses a Line

September 6, 2011 by  
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“I let Blake know I would be frustrated if he didn’t have sex with me” – Erica. If that was the most offensive thing Erica said during Monday night’s episode of BACHELOR PAD, it might not have been so terrible. Instead, viewers had to watch Erica — who has been pretty despicable throughout the run […]

BACHELOR PAD 2: Melissa is Crazy, Blake is a Snake and Michael-Holly Need to Work Out Their Issues.

August 30, 2011 by  
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After last week’s abrupt ending to BACHELOR PAD, Monday’s brand new episode picked up right where they left off. However…it was pretty boring. When a show abruptly and awkwardly ends that way, you’d think they were building up to something amazing, but Jake barely put up a fight. He warned the other contestants to start […]

BACHELOR PAD 2: Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony Ever?

August 23, 2011 by  
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While watching BACHELOR PAD 2 Monday night, it dawned on me how few of these contestants I actually like. Don’t get me wrong, Michael and Holly are absolutely adorable and I do wish those two crazy kids would work their problems out. But aside from them and Michelle (trust me, I’m alarmed she’s so sane, […]

BACHELOR PAD 2: This is a Competition, Right?

August 16, 2011 by  
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Considering how many people came on BACHELOR PAD 2 to score $250,000, you’d think more of them would be taking the game seriously, right? Instead, everyone is treating the game as if it was a vacation. Or perhaps THE BACHELOR or THE BACHELORETTE. You’re not here to find love, people. Sure, it could be a […]

BACHELOR PAD 2: Jake, Vienna, Kasey, Gia…Oh, and 14 Other Contestants

August 9, 2011 by  
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“It’s seems whoever it is you have previously been engaged to or not liked, is probably going to be walking through the door. Count on it.” – Michelle. It might cause me actual physical pain to start off this BACHELOR PAD 2 post with a quote from Michelle, especially given how much she has annoyed […]

BACHELOR PAD 2: Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl Tease the New Season

August 8, 2011 by  
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While there is a ton of new television on tonight, I have to be completely honest — I cannot wait to see how BACHELOR PAD 2 unfolds. I mean, have you seen the cast? Some of the craziest past contestants are returning and I will be genuinely shocked if there isn’t some sort of physical […]

BACHELOR PAD 2 Cast Revealed

June 13, 2011 by  
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Have you ever wondered what happened to your favorite (or least favorite) THE BACHELOR and THE BACHELORETTE contestants? Last summer, BACHELOR PAD brought together some of the most memorable people the franchise has showcased so far to spend several weeks living together in a mansion and competing for a $250,000 prize. Luckily for viewers who […]

BACHELOR PAD WTF Moment of the Week: Friend or Foe

September 14, 2010 by  
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So, BACHELOR PAD aired its finale last night. Anyone else watch the series all the way through? Or maybe, more importantly, was anyone else a little surprised that the trashy series took a semi-classy turn as it ended? While the episode started off with six finalists, by the end Elizabeth, Kovacs, Tenley and Kiptyn were […]

BACHELOR PAD WTF Moment of the Week: Loyalty or Strategy?

September 7, 2010 by  
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Man, it feels good to go back to cursing the BACHELOR PAD contestants for their idiotic moves, as opposed to feeling sorry for them. I mean, those fools are frustratingly short-sighted, no? THIS IS A GAME, PEOPLE! YOU ARE TRYING TO WIN $250,000!! Make some good choices! Ugh, but I digress…

BACHELOR PAD WTF Moment of the Week: Wicked Games

August 31, 2010 by  
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There have been times during BACHELOR PAD where it’s been really fun to laugh at the contestants. I mean, let’s face it — they often say stupid things, trust the wrong people, and yet act indignant when they are betrayed. But this week? I felt legitimately bad for them. Don’t get me wrong, I understand […]

BACHELOR PAD WTF Moment of the Week: Kissing Contest Edition

August 24, 2010 by  
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Guys, I’m not sure if I have the vocabulary to properly express the ickiness of tonight’s BACHELOR PAD kissing contest, but I could probably best sum it up in one word: Ew. I’m under no delusions about what kind of show I’m watching. BACHELOR PAD is guilty pleasure fun, which often borders on the trashtastic […]

BACHELOR PAD WTF Moment of the Week: Competitive Eating

August 17, 2010 by  
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Ugh. Look, I can stomach most reality television. What I cannot stomach? Competitive eating. So of course tonight’s installment of BACHELOR PAD featured a pie scarfing contest. The men and women tried to devour the desert as fast as they could — without their hands — in order to secure a rose to remain in […]

BACHELOR PAD WTF Moment of the Week: Bad Romance

August 10, 2010 by  
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ABC really gave us no time to miss THE BACHELOR franchise after last week’s THE BACHELORETTE finale, did they? But ready or not, BACHELOR PAD premiered Monday night and the drama was present, right from the start. I figured things were going to be trashtastically crazy from the promos. But what I didn’t realize was […]