THE OFFICE Season 3 DVD Giveaway
August 30, 2007 by Kath Skerry
UPDATE: Oh holy hell…you people love this show!! I took the day off and just came home to over 500 comments. It’s so fun to read all your favorite moments of Season 3. I got a number of emails today asking what my favorite funny moment of S3 was, and as many of you said, it was hard to pick just one. But I guess I’m going to have to go with Andy’s talking head from “Traveling Salesman”. Just thinking about it makes me laugh.
“Oompa loompa, doompadee dossum, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome.”
Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.
I have a ton of great DVDs to giveaway over the next week so make sure you check back and each and everyday for a new contest. But for today, being that it’s Thursday and all, I think it’s only appropriate that I giveaway THE OFFICE Season 3 on DVD. I’ve got not one but TWO copies to giveaway today.
As you would expect, the DVDs are dawesome. So many deleted scenes (and so many more than what were posted on NBC.com), fantastic commentary and a hysterical blooper reel- and that doesn’t even scratch the surface of the DVD extras. Oh and did I mention John Krasinski is in his boxer briefs…no I’m not kidding!!
DVD Bonus Features:
• Over 3 hours of never-before-seen, hilarious deleted scenes.
• Over 16 minutes of laugh-out-loud bloopers.
• Eight cast commentaries on some of the most comical episodes.
• “Lazy Scranton” video.
• The Dwight Schrute music video.
• The creative videos from NBC’s “Make your own promo” contest.
• And so much more!
Want to Win?
To enter just leave a comment telling us what you thought was the single funniest moment of Season 3. Was there a scene, a line or a moment that just had you rolling? Let us know and BE SPECIFIC!!
Two winners will be chosen at random from all the comments. Please make sure the email address you provide is valid.
GOOD LUCK!!!
A few notes on the DVD commentaries after the jump. And if you don’t win, be sure to go out and buy THE OFFICE S3 on DVD when it hits stores September 4, 2007.
Commentary Notes…
The cast commentaries were really great, and unlike last year, they limited the number of people on the commentary so it wasn’t a free for all. Steve Carell was missed, but the others made up for it in a big way. Rainn Wilson even gets topless – can you beat that?! Ed Helms was a nice addition to the commentaries as he’s so naturally funny. John and Rashida popped in from time-to-time from NYC, but I think it would have been nice to have them in the recording studio with their co-stars as I’m sure the conversation would have flowed a bit better. I think Jenna & B.J. have the best grasp of what viewers want to hear in the commentaries. They both talked a lot about what was happening in the scene and provided great insight into what didn’t make it on the air. BJ and Mindy were hysterical – at times I felt like I was listening to Kelly & Ryan and I loved it.
I don’t want to give too much away because I want you to experience it all for yourself. Tanster over at OfficeTally.com has a few notes of her own from watching the DVDs, so if you can’t wait then click here to read more. But make sure you enter the contest first.
Season 3 was by far the best season of The Office. I’d say the entire “Sexual Harassment” episode was my favorite
My favorite moment from season three is the whole prison mike bit. It makes me laugh every time. But all together every moment was the best!
I liked the moment that Dwight, acting on a message from “future Dwight”, ran to Stanley and yelled “nooooooooooooo!” as he knocked the coffee out of Stanley’s hand.
I think my favorite laugh out loud moment is the Future Dwight/poisoned coffee scene.
The best moment was when Jim tried to convince Dwight he had been bitten by the bat and that he felt “strangly powerful.”
i don’t know why, but the one part that really sticks in my mind is in beach games, when karen & jim are secretly talking to corporate about wanting to set up interviews & karen says, “in well” instead of “as well.” my favorite thing ever is when jim just will not let it go & he’s like, “it’s in a well? because if it’s in a well then i don’t want it anymore”- i’m sure there were tons of others throughout the season, but that definitely cracks me up every time i see it & i can’t quite tell if that was written or if it all happened by accident, ha
Definitely the funniest and most rewatched scene from Season 3 was when Jim came to work as Dwight. I think the cold openers of the episodes generally have the funniest moments, and this might be my number 1. My friends and I quote it to each other all the time.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
I still think the funniest moment of season 3 is when Roy tries to attack Jim, and Dwight pepper-sprays him! I can watch that moment over and over again!!
One of my favorite episodes from the season was Business School. From Michael trying to be cool during his presentation, to his meltdown, to Dwight trying to catch the bat, to Jim trying to convince Dwight he was turning into a vampire… great episode! 🙂
The funniest moment for me was when Michael was pushing Phyllis’ father down the aisle during “Phyllis’ Wedding.” I almost fell on the floor when Michael turned to the camera and cursed after Albert stood up. He looked so outraged at something that should have been so innocent…Thanks for holding this contest!
The best moments of Season 3 was during Product Recall – When Jim came in to impersonate Dwight:
Jim: Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question …
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought …
Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Identify theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.
Still – just now cracked up again just re-reading it! And to top off the whole episode, Dwight comes back in dressed as Jim:
Dwight: I’m Jim Halpert.
Dwight: Bleah bleah, a little comment.
Definitely “The Convict” episode where Michael is channeling “Prison Mike.” When he started talking about dementors, I was rolling on the floor. I must have watched that scene five times that night.
The scene(s) my husband and I watched and rewatched this season and most hilarious of the season:
Jim “doing” Dwight and then Dwight “doing” Jim. Jim’s dead on performance paired with Dwights dead on imitation of what he thinks is Jim had so many nuances and showed the range of the actors so well. And can be watched and watched and watched. Had nothing to do with the plot of the show, just perfect in and of itself.
PS – My first comment here!
I have to say that the funniest part of season 3 was Jim coming in as Dwight and then Dwight coming in as Jim…the glasses, the calculator watch, and then Rainn making all the funny faces at the camera…priceless.
that’s so easy… jim pretending to be dwight for $11. Still makes me giggle like a little girl
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
hilarious!
I love every prank that Jim does to Dwight but my absolute favorite part of Season 3 was when Pam got the best of Dwight! I loved on Women’s Appreciation when she drew up the sketch of the flasher and gave it to Dwight. “She got a good look!” Of course that just leads to more great Dwight moments, task forces and ultimately the final realization that he’s been had…..”PAM!!!!”
I think that the funniest moment of Season 3 was the conversation Toby unfortunately had to hear between Ryan and Kelly. Poor Kelly wanting to name her baby Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor. I chose this as my favorite because it is so beautifully subtle and everything The Office is about.
Pick me! Pick me!
Andy singing The Rainbow Connection in Pig Latin. SO MUCH LOVE. I still can’t watch it without laughing.
For me, the single funniest scene from Season 3 was definitely the scene from “Business School” where Dwight catches the bat in the garbage bag… at Meredith’s expense.
That scene makes me laugh so hard every time I think about it.
“It’s magic time.”
The best part of Season 3 can be found in Product Recall – When Jim walks in the office and impersonates Dwight:
Jim: Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question
Jim: False. Black bear
Dwight: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought
Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
Dwight: Identify theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year
Still – Just now as I was re-reading that I cracked up! This part was amazing and it got even better when they topped off the episode and had Dwight walk into the office dressed at Jim:
Dwight: I’m Jim Halpert
Dwight: Bleah bleah, a little comment
I think the funniest moment of Season 3 has to be when Jim and Pam hid Andy’s cell phone in the ceiling above Andy’s desk – and then spent all day calling it. Their reaction after Andy punched a hole in the wall – “I think we broke his brain!” – still makes me laugh.
“I don’t have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left, I took a box of Dwight’s stationery, so from time to time I send Dwight faxes… from himself… from the future.”
My favorite moment/line from S3:
Dwight and Angela secretly talking about Andy and Dwight’s line, “If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, stand next to me.”
There are two scenes that come to mind that were the funniest of S3. But, if I have to pick one it would have to be in ‘The Return’ when Jim and Pam casually walk to the kitchen with Andy’s cell phone and it appears that Jim is just going to place the phone in the ceiling and then all of a sudden he chucks it. I was on the floor laughing. It wasn’t the Jam partnership, it was Jim throwing the phone. My runner up is Prison Mike. That whole scene cracks me up.
Definitely when Pam and Jim hide Andy’s phone in the ceiling! Andy’s whole reaction to that…”Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship” and “That was an overreaction.” I quote that line all of the time…except not because I punched a hole in the wall.
Okay, I LOVE Jim as Dwight and vice versa.
BUT I loved the fact that Jim expensed it with accounting. This was my favorite non JAM scene; favorite JAM scene, The Job, final talking head aka THE DATE.
The funniest moment for me of season 3 was in Beach Games, when Andy, dressed in his sumo suit, went to dip a bandana in the water and ever so slowly fell into the lake and helplessly floated away. So funny – so sad
Jan on Cocktails (3.18)
“Why is that so hard? That’s what she said. Oj my god. what am I saying?”
is that USA only?
My favorite moment was when Andy was trapped in the weeds in the sumo suit and the camera light fades up to see him. “My name is Andrew Bernard. I am with a group called Dunder Miflin. Is anyone there?” I watch that scene over and over and it is just as funny every time!!
I love the opening for 3.11. Everyone’s making fun of Dwight while recording a meeting for Michael and then Andy ruins it by joking about using a chainsaw to cut off Phyllis’s head, hee.
There are too many moments in season 3, but one of my favorites has to be when Michael wear’s “lady clothes” in The Negotiation. The part when he opens up his jacket for the label and it’s bright purple and made by “MISSterious”… too funny!
It would HAVE to be Jim imitating Dwight, duh! BEST PRANK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonus is at then end when Dwight takes a stab at imitating Jim…priceless!
My favorite scene well, I agree with Dominee. :]
so here’s a transcript. i LOVE Jim as Dwight too && The Job’s talking head for THE DATE.
The funniest moments from Season Three came from the scene where Jim did the best Dwight impersonation ever! “Bears… beets… Battlestar Galactica.” This is probably my favorite quote from The Office thus far! 🙂
dwight: *SOBS*JIM IS GONE *SOBS* OH, I’M SO SAD, I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT *SOBS* false. i do not miss him.
The single funniest scene for me was definitely when Jim came into work in his Dwight costume. The whole scene was great, and the way it ended with both of them shouting “Michael!” just put me over the edge!
The kiss in “Gay Witch Hunt” always has me rolling!
For me, it is really hard to pick, as every single moment with Andy is bound to be hysterical to me. However, I have a feeling that this particular, yet simple, line will stay in my head (and will annoy my friends) for a very long time:
Andy: Tuna?! Are you kidding me?
In itself, it may not sound hilarious, but Ed Helms’ delivery is so perfect, the timing, the look on his face make this scene (and this quotation) memorable. And probably my favourite of Season 3.
The whole scene with Ryan and Dwight in the barn in “The Initiation” was hilarious, but what absolutely literally had me on the floor laughing was when Ryan storms out and Mose says, “Bye, Ryan!”
Safety Training. Dwight and Michael on the roof, dropping the watermelon, that then bounces on Stanleys’ car. Hilarious!
I could not stop laughing at 3.21 Women’s Appreciation
Angela: Sometimes the clothes at GAP Kids are just too flashy so I’m forced to go to the American Girl Store and order clothes for large, colonial dolls.
Just Angela in the entire epsidoe for me but that scene always gets me
I don’t think I can pick just one, so I’ll pick two =) I love when Roy tried to attack Jim and Dwight sprayed him with pepper spray and when Jim came to the office as Dwight… “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galatica.” GENIUS!!
I have to go with Jan’s “That’s what she said. Oh my God, what am I saying?” from cocktails. So unexpected and hilarious!
There are so many wonderful moments from season 3, and one that threw me off my couch and caused me to stop breathing was in Back from Vacation:
Dwight: Who did this to you? Where is he?
Pam: What? No. It’s not. It’s nothing.
*Dwight takes off his jacket and wraps it around his waist*
Dwight: It’s hot in here
Pam: Yeah
Dwight: Yeah
Pam: Thanks…you don’t need to stay here
Dwight: I know
*long pause, Pam crying*
Dwight: So you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?
My favorite episode of season three was the joss whedon directed awesomeness of the bat/jim as a vampire episode, “Business School”.
” I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog. ”
Classic.
The single funniest moment for me was when Prison Mike started listing all the horrible things that the Dunder-Mifflin employees would face in prison, cobbling together “Oz” and “The Shawshank Redemption” and ending with, “The worst part — the Dementors!” It was just so surreal that I had to watch that scene five or six times to take it in, and the reactions from the staff.
I think that my most “laugh out loud moment” was when Jim was leaving the Stanford branch after working late. He was too drunk from taking all those shots and fell off his bike into the bushes – so funny!
I don’t think I can pick just one, so I’ll pick two =) I loved the scene when Roy tried to attack Jim and Dwight sprayed him with pepper spray… too funny!I also loved when Jim came to the office as Dwight… “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galatica.” GENIUS!!
The whole Benihana Christmas episode was definitely a favorite for me. I loved the christmas party wars.
I didn’t care for it much at the time, but what sticks out in my head right now as the funniest moment is that whole sequence from “Initiation” with Dwight, Ryan, and Mose in the barn on the beet farm with the old wheelchair. It was just so twisted and a hilarious take on Manhunter (and/or Red Dragon).
Nothing is funnier than the scene in Business School where Dwight covers Meredith with a garbage bag to catch the bat!!!
For me, the funniest part of Season 3 was in ‘Branch Closing was when Jim said this. I makes me laugh every time.
“I worked in Scranton for a really long time. And it’s going to be weird that it’s all disappearing. I mean I always knew that the branch would shut down someday, I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans.”
In general, Prison Mike was my favorite. The best part of that bit was the interaction between Angela and Dwight! Anytime I’m having a bad day I watch that and my day is instantly better!
I think my major Laugh out loud moment HAD to be Dwight capturing the bat over Meredith’s head. I laughed so hard I was wheezing!! I also loved Andy floating away. Angela buying clothes for large colonial dolls. Dwight demonstrating how to correctly decapitate a chicken at Benihana. to name a few. So many I can’t even think about it!!
Well, any moments with both Jim and Dwight are high up on my Love List of Office moments, but some of my favorites are in “Traveling Salesman”.
Jim: (walking in a door) After you.
Dwight: No thank you, I never let anyone walk in front of me
Jim: How come?
Dwight: 7/10 attacks come from the rear
Jim: That still leaves 3/10 attacks that could come from the front.
Dwight: But I would block the attack, rendering it — (Jim slaps him in the face).
The LOOK on Jim’s face when he comes in the door after that and poor Dwight’s dejected huffy face as he walks in the door are just comedy gold. It’s moments like this that make every other show on television pale in comparison!
Definitely the part in Beach Games where Michael is talking about Andy being nowhere to be seen, and then suddenly realizing the tiny little dot on the lake behind Michael is Andy in the Sumo wrestling suit! BEST. EVER.
And if I have to pick a #2 (this is just for shits and giggles), it’d have to be the face Dwight makes when Roy comes into the office to pick up his last paycheck. He stands up with his mouth all… how do you call it? Not a pout, but more like pursed lips. He looks like the lovechild of a duck and a frog and it’s amazing. So basically the #2 is the face Dwight makes at that particular moment, haha. Props to the amazing Rainn Wilson for that bit!
That moment when Dwight was trying to comfort Pam – I was actually crying at his surprising tenderness. Then, the PMS comment… hysterical!
The funniest moment of season 3 had to have been when Jim came to the office dressed as Dwight. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” PURE GENIUS!!=)
“collape into myself like a dying star….”
perfection from Melora Hardin.
My favorite moment: Andy serenading Pam with “someday we’ll find it – the ainbow-ray onnection-cay!” I crack up every single time!
The most hysterical moment for me was when Dwight was showing his weapons that are under his desk to the camera. I even tried to explain to a friend who missed the episode and I couldn’t even make it through a sentence I was laughing so hard!
Question: Which episode of season 3 was the best? FACT: Beach Games was the best episode. It had all the essential elements to be the greatest. 1) Team Griffindor battled Team “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.” 2) Sumo-Suits!!! 3) Sabotage! 4) Andy Bernard went missing and no one cared. What more can you ask for in an episode? NOTHING. 🙂
Definitely Jim dressed as Dwight! I kept that one on my DVR forever to watch over and over again.
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Oh, very funny. MICHAEL!!
No many how many times I watch them, I think the opening with Jim as Dwight and the closing with Dwight as Jim, are the funniest parts of S3 and maybe the entire series
its really hard to pick just one funniest moment, but I have to go with Dwight interrogating Ben Franklin to get him to admit that he’s an imposter.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. ’nuff said.
One of my favourite lines is from The Negotiation:
Michael: “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”
The absolute funniest moment? That is a tough one.
Since I have to pick just one, I think it was when Andy was floating away in the Sumo suit and Angela was “misunderstanding” everything he said.
Women’s Appreciation… for sure…
Namely, the moment Jim sees Pam’s drawing of Dwight on the frig. Not only was a hysterical moment, but that’s when you could feel the shift we all had been waiting for. That whole episode was great – including Andy’s “initiative” in hanging up the picture in schools and post offices.
My favourite moment of season three was in ‘Traveling Salesmen’ when Dwight refuses to walk in front of Jim because 7 out of 10 attacks come from the rear, and then Jim slaps him. HILARIOUS.
dwight as jim!!!
in my humble opinion, the single funniest moment of ALL season
three was this hilarious tag.
dwight: “that’s cause i’m your boyfriend, jim halpert. hey karen, want to get together later and have sexual intercourse, cause you’re my girlfriend?”
jim: “do you?”
karen: “no, i’m good. thanks.”
soooooooo funny! thanks for this great giveaway, gmmr!
“Didn’t Ben Franklin have syphilis?”
“Yes, but I don’t.”
QUESTION: Which episode of season three was the best? ANSWER: It is a FACT that “Beach Games” was the best episode of season three. It had all the essential elements to be the best. 1) Team Griffindor battled Team “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named” 2) Sumo Suits! 3) SABOTAGE 4) Andy Bernard “mysteriously” disappeared for a few hours. What more could you ask for in an episode? Nothing! 😉
I think pretty much anything involving Creed in Season 3 was golden. But nothing tops the vivid mental picture inspired by his TH in Gay Witch Hunt.
“Often outside in the mud and the rain. It’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.”
My favorite moment of S3 would probably have to be Jim as Dwight and Dwight as Jim. Too funny!
There were so many funny moments that it’s hard to pinpoint one, but the one that is always guaranteed to get me laughing is the cold open to “Back from Vacation”. Jim is conducting the meeting and Dwight brings out the tape recorder. After that, hilarity ensues. Everything that is said to Dwight by all of his co-workers is insanely funny, and everyone gets in on the joke. But, the moment that causes me to laugh uncontrollably is Andy’s chainsaw imitation at the end. It’s for sure (in my mind) an Andy classic, and an “Office” classic as well.
initiation, when dwight asks Ryan ” what’s the dharma initiative?”
and ofocourse, my favourite kelly, saying:
this day is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S, this day is bananas!
or kelly dancing to michael’s ringtone “my humps”
I think it’s gotta be SchruteBucks.
“I’ll give you a million Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.”
“What’s the conversion ratio of Stanley nickels to SchruteBucks?”
“It’s the same as the ratio of leprechauns to unicorns.”
So great.
Oh, Ed Helms playing “The Rainbow Connection” to Pam on a banjo, no question.
Without a doubt the funniest moment(s) is the Jim/Dwight swap…”hey karen, wanna go home and have sexual intercourse cause i’m your boyfriend, jim halpert?”
I would have to say the funniest scene for me of season 3 would have to be Kevin explaining in a talking head how he loves to shred the company documents. And then how he shreds company stuff and then his own credit card. Every time i see that clip on youtube i burst out laughing, especially when he shreds the salad.
Meredith: Where’d you get that salad?
Kevin: Staples.
funniest line!! Yay Kevin!
My favorite moment, and the one that I think was the funniest was Jim explaining how and why he was dressed up as Dwight, and then adding the costs of his outfit together on the little digital calculator watch and showing it to the camera. Pure, beautiful comedy. 🙂
Hands down, the funniest moment was “Dwim” in Product Recall. Jim as Dwight was so hysterical because he really did nail it! And then the surprise appearance of Dwight as Jim? Two words: Spot on.
The best moment for me was when Michael marked the Benihana waitress’ arm in A Benihana Christmas. I still am in disbelief that he actually did that! And Jim’s reaction to Michael telling him about it– and Steve and John breaking– golden Office moment right there.
“Look at what I’m doing and GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!”
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The funniest moment for me the whole season was Jim’s prank on Dwight. Dwight sending faxes to himself from the future. Await further instructions! That was the best. I can’t WAIT to watch it on DVD!!! 😀
When Andy fell into the river in Beach Games and floated the whole episode, my stomach hurt from laughing so much.
I am torn between a few:
My two runners-up:
1. From Cocktails, Jan’s talking head in which she details the calculated risk of dating Michael Scott publicly: marriage, children, normalcy, no more self-hatred OR fall in upon herself like a dying star. ~Why is this so hard? That’s what she said.
2. From Beach Games, Jim bouncing out of frame in his sumo suit after ” I thought I might die. On beach day.” And then seeing Andy float out into a watery oblivion.
But my Ultimate winner:
Jim as Dwight – “bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica” costing approximately (see calculator watch) 11 dollars. And Dwight retaliating with “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.”
Honorable mention: Andy’s using his best pig latin to ask Pam out, followed by the rare Season Three Jim/Pam glance.
Wow, this is hard. So many great moments to choose from. If I could only pick one, I guess I would have to pick when Michael marked the Benihana waitress’ arm so he could tell them apart because as we all know all waitress do look alike.
My favorite moment will always be Jim pretending to be Dwight. My friends and I ALWAYS quote, “Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” I could watch it over and over and would laugh EVERY time.
My friends actually took a tour in Hollywood and their tour guide mentioned beets (they had beet fields there) and battlestar galactica (they passed a studio that had costumes from the show), so they heckled her until she mentioned something about bears. x]
I absolutely love when Dwight did his Jim impersonation. It had me crying I was laughing to hard. I especially like Dwight’s last line and the Jim faces he makes.
Dwight: Pam.
Pam: Hey Dwight. You look really nice today.
Dwight (scoffing): I look like an idiot. Hey, Karen.
Karen: Hey, Dwight. Lookin’ sharp!
Dwight: Yeah, that’s ’cause I’m your boyfriend, Jim Halpert. Hey, Karen, wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse ’cause you’re my girlfriend?
Jim: Do you?
Karen: No.
Jim: Okay.
Karen: I’m good. Thanks.
Jim: Look at that.
Dwight: I’m Jim Halpert.
Jim: Spot on.
Dwight: Bleah bleah, a little comment.
I am torn between a few:
My two runners-up:
1. From Cocktails, Jan’s talking head in which she details the calculated risk of dating Michael Scott publicly: marriage, children, normalcy, no more self-hatred OR fall in upon herself like a dying star. ~Why is this so hard? That’s what she said.
2. From Beach Games, Jim bouncing out of frame in his sumo suit after ” I thought I might die. On beach day.” And then seeing Andy float out into a watery oblivion.
But my Ultimate winner:
Jim as Dwight – “bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica” costing approximately (see calculator watch) 11 dollars. And Dwight retaliating with “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.” To be nearly trumped by Dwight’s camera eye roll “lalalllll, little comment” as Jim Halpert.
Honorable mention: Andy’s using his best pig latin to ask Pam out, followed by the rare Season Three Jim/Pam glance.
It’s not surprising that so many people picked this quote because it was just hysterical…
“Beats. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.”
Nuf said.
I don’t want to be disrespectful to anyone but this scene really cracked me up:
Michael: Ok. You know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief since apparently it doesn’t exist. I am going to donate to Afganistanies with Aids
Jim: I think you mean the Aids of Afganistan
Michael: No. I mean Afganistanies with Aids
Phyllis: Afghani
Michael: What?
Phyllis: Afghani
Michael: That’s a dog
Pam: No, that’s afghan
Michael: That’s a shawl
Dwight: Wait. Canine aids?
Michael: No! Humans with Aids.
Creed: Who has aids?
Jim: Guys, the Afghanistianis
Michael: Hey! You know what? No. No. Aids is not funny! Believe me I’ve tried.
Thanks for the contest:)
My favorite, whenever it happens, is when Dwight rocks out before a sales call or some other important event. It’s especially funny when he does it in the back seat of his muscle car as Jim waits outside.
Also Dwight as Jim “…little comment…”
Thanks!
100% “I think we broke his brain” Jim and Pam back at it again….classic.
I would have to say the funniest moment would be Pam’s drawing of the “flasher.” No wait! I would say Jim dressing as Dwight and Dwight dressing as Jim. No Wait! Dwight thinking he was being told to do things from the future and he “saves Stanely.” No wait! When michael was going to jump off the building! lol i cant choose All of Season 3 was top quality!
My favourite moments of season three were definitely the Jwight/Dwim bits from Product Recall and the moment with Kelly and Creed from Business School:
Kelly: Don’t hurt that little bat!
Creed: Animals can’t feel pain.
Kelly: That bat is a living breathing thing with a family!
Dwight: On my count, chase it towards the door. One. Two. THREE! [kicks door and lets bat out]
Kelly: AHHHH!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!
My funniest moment was Andy and Angela’s interaction when he fell in the lake in his sumo suit.
“LOOK AT WHAT I’M DOING AND GO TELL SOMEONE IT.”
I giggle just thinking about it. 🙂
I don’t know what it was or why I loved these 2 seconds of hilarity, but it was during “The Return” when (after getting his phone hidden, Andy punched a hole in the wall) Pam said to Jim, “I think we broke his brain.”
I don’t know if it’s the phrasing or how Jenna delivered it, but I literally snorted just like Jim at the exact same time he did.
“Question. Which bear is best?” (Jim as Dwight = love.)
The first clip I ever saw of The Office, and part of what got me into the show.
I know this isn’t a common one, but the one line that makes me laugh the hardest was in Business School when Angela says “Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”. I just love the way that she says it, completely disgusted but yet so helpless. Angela is the one that is always in control, never without an answer, but this time all that she can do is put plastic on her head and look like she wants to cry. Man, I know that feeling!
For me it’s when Michael has his breakdown in A Benihana Christmas after Carol breaks up with him. First for the scene where he replays the iTunes preview of “Goodbye My Lover” over and over, but also for this entire monologue:
“Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then … and then suddenly she’s not yo’ ho no mo’.”
Crying Michael gets me every time!
My favorite part of Season 3 was during “Grief Counseling” when Pam stepped up to bat and started messing with Michael, the way Jim would. I loved her reference to “Million Dollar Baby,” and I also loved the way Ryan picked up on what she was doing. It showed a real growth in Pam’s character and a new turn for “Fancy New Beesly,” even if Jim hadn’t named her that yet at this point in the season.
In Ben Franklin during the cold open when Michael is filming a video for his future son and wants to teach him how to take off a woman’s bra. The whole video making sequence is fantastic; Dwight shaking his head when Michael’s trying to explain how to jump start a car; however, the BEST moment that kills me every time is when Michael is trying to take off “Pam’s” bra and says “Thanks Pam” and then Dwight turns around. His face. The scenario… PRICELESS!
I absolutely loved when Michael was at the mall with the girls and going over the things he disliked about Jan….he mentioned her small rack and then that she made him feel bad all the time. When Pam said, “Wait, what?” and he proceeded to say “flat as a board.” I was dying!
There are so many moments to choose from but I’d have to go with the one that just jumped out in my mind.
Beach Day.
Jim [wearing a sumo suit and looking genuinely scared] : “I thought I was going to die [pause] on beach day.”
My favorite sceen from Season 3 was when Michael wore his Miss Terious suit and refused to believe that it was, in fact, a woman’s suit! And when he sat next to the woman in the NY branch who was wearing the same suit as he…I think I laughed until I cried!! Classic Michael!!
The single most funniest part of the third season was when Jim found the reading glasses at a drug store ($4) that resembled Dwight’s, so he managed to make up a perfect replica of Dwight’s usual attire ($11 total) including the watch, the tie, the shirt, etc… He even got his hair styled for the prank– it was impressive how much effort he put into it and it was funny how he played it out.
His mentions of Bears and a ridiculous statement claiming they ate beets was a perfect impression of Dwight and not only that, but he also added on the Battlestar Galactica bit at the end.
BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.
His timing was perfect and the joke was well played out. Honestly, that’s my favourite scene from the whole show (Second being when Dwight imperssonates Jim later).
Dwight’s reaction was funny as he looked on in total disbelief but didn’t really seem to catch on until Jim dropped the bobblehead– then he caught on and sparks started to fly! (“Identity theft is a crime, Jim!”)
Of course, it ended perfectly by both Jim and Dwight doing the usual Dwight reaction:
“MICHAEL!”
QUESTION: What scene… is best?
That one.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
I rest my case.
So many great moments written here…
I have to go with Andy putting his fist into the wall in The Return
“That was an overreaction.” and totally unexpected
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My favorite episode was “Grief Counseling,” and my favorite part was when Pam stepped up to bat and started messing with Michael. I loved that she picked “Million Dollar Baby,” and also that Ryan realized where she was going and followed suit. It showed a real turn for Pam’s character and introduced us to what Jim would later call ‘Fancy New Beesly.’
My favorite moment from Season 3 was when Jim and Dwight went on a sales call and not understanding why Dwight was being a jerk and making a phone call in the middle of a sale with Jim not minding him. Then, you understand the reason why when Jim called the Dunder-Mifflin customer service, which was Kelly, and having her be all Kelly-like and Jim hanging up on her. That was perfect. Who knew that, when it came right down to it, Dwight and Jim worked well together.
I loved it!!
for me, the funniest moment was on the season finale when creed discusses his “blog”, creed thoughts. him spelling out the url had me in fits, and i loved reading his insane thoughts throughout the summer.
Basically any moment with Andy, but if I had to choose one it would be his exchange with Dwight at the end of The Merger. Their insults to each other were just so pitiful that it cracked me up.
“Oh, uh, by the way, 1985 called, it wants its car back.”
“Well I hope 1985 has a time machine ’cause I drive an ’87!”
“Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came.”
“Speaking of funerals, why don’t you go ahead and go die.”
“Oh, that was a really… well constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cornot University.”
“Idiot.”
“If I were an idiot, I’d be driving a Trans Am.”
“If you were driving a Trans Am you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.”
*cough* “Idiot!” *cough*
*cough* “You’re the *cough* idiot.”
*cough* “Nice *cough* comeback.”
*cough* “I was making fun of *cough* you’re comeback. *cough* That’s why it *cough* worked.”
“Heh, I totally got the best of that interchange.” *walks off coughing*
Hee, so great!
The best part from season 3 is when Jim was sending Dwight the faxes from ‘future’ Dwight. Then Dwight sprints across the office to knock the coffee out of the hands of Stanley. Had me lauging for days.
Wow – so many comments already! There were so many absolutely hilarious moments in Season 3 that it’s hard to choose just one. One that I consistently laugh out loud at, though, is from “A Benihana Christmas” when Michael marks the arm of the waitress he brought to the party so he could tell the two waitresses apart. It was such an unexpected thing to happen and being Asian myself made it even more hilarious to me!
Really, pretty much every moment in “A Benihana Christmas” was hysterical. It’s definitely my favorite episode from Season 3, though “Traveling Salesmen” and “The Return” are close behind.
Frick! Always late to the party 🙂 I should know when The Office is involved there will be a flood of comments,especially with free DVD’s on the line.
Anyways, my favorite moment has to be in Grief Counceling, when Michael is trying to get everyone to talk about their dead loved ones and Pam pulls a fast one on him. Ryan talking about the death of his ‘cousin’ Mufasa always cracks me up.
Cocktails…
when dwight inspects the CFOs house! haha and when jim and the CFO are outside playing basketball, and dwights on the roof…. SO FUNNY!!!!
Jim as Dwight is my absolute favorite moment of Season 3. I lose it every time Jim punches his calculator watch. I’m laughing now, just thinking about it!
So many to choose from…Jim as Dwight & vice-versa and Michael dressing up in women’s clothes are classics.
But I think the one that makes me laugh the most is Pretzel Day. Stanley is one of my favorites and I love that he gets so excited about Pretzel Day. I crack up so much whenever I watch this scene:
Michael: Hey, hey, hey Phyllis! What are you doing?
Phyllis: I’m just saying hi to Bob.
Michael: No, I think you’re cutting in line.
Bob: Well settle down Scott
Michael: I don’t need to settle down
Stanley: Uh uh uh, no way
Michael & Stanley: Get in the back please. BOOOOO! back of the line! BOOO!
Bob: What a pair of merries
Stanley: This is pretzel day *goes back to his crossword*
the high-five they give each other & the booing just kills me.
Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60’s, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors… in the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Jim as Dwight is my absolute favorite moment of Season 3. I lose it every time Jim punches the buttons on his calculator watch. I’m laughing now just thinking about it!
My favorite scene was during “Women’s Appreciation” when Pam is talking about the flasher. “I wish that someone would have flashed me while I was with Roy. That would have been the ass kicking of the year. Especially if it was Jim…he wouldn’t have wanted me to see Jim’s…hmm…I am saying a lot of things right now…” Such a great Pam moment, and so true!
Funniest moment for me:
“Oompa Loompa Doompity dawesome, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy? No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompity do!”
Maybe I’m immature, but the fact that the word “douche” is thrown in there, and the way it’s said just KILLS me every time!:)
My absolute favorite/funniest moment is at the end of Sexual Harrassment, when Michael is doing is voice over and we see cuts of all the ladies, and Kelly is jumping up and down in glee with her hands full of underwear.
My funniest S3 moment was from Traveling Salesman when Dwight gets busted by Micheal and forces an ultimatum on him.
Scott: I want you to think about your future at this company, I want you to think about it long and hard..
Schrute: Thats what she said
Scott: …Dont you dare
Echoing a VERY popular sentiment: Jim as Dwight. Dwight as Jim. That was just the absolute funniest cold open/tag sequence ever. Ever!
I loved the part in Safety Training when everyone was betting whether or not Creed would notice that Jim switched his apple with a potato. And he didn’t!
I loved in when Dwight “aborted” his mission by chucking his cell phone off the top of the building!
I love the one where Michael has them share about losing someone they love. Dwight “resorbing” his twin is great! And I love how Pam gets to put one over on Michael, and he doesn’t catch on until Kevin describes “Weekend at Bernie’s”! Ha! Everything about that scene is perfect.
The funniest moment of Season 3 HAS to be during product recall when jim and andy are driving to the highschool for damage control!!! Andy wont shut up so Jim asks if he has any music and Andy starts singing….!! “I was thinking more like a CD yeah a CD” haha “beer me that CD” (my husband and I now say “beer me… ” for everything!!! “Lord beer me strength”
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Jim’s future dwight prank was the best of the season… it had me absoloutly crazy with laughter. Such a brilliant but simple joke!!
AHHHH, too many to pick from!
I think the faxes to future Dwight was genius!
“I’ve been sending faxes to Dwight, from himself, from the future”.
I love the exchanges between Kelly and Ryan in Branch Closing–when Ryan breaks up with Kelly because it will be too difficult for them to maintain a relationship if they aren’t working together. Kelly sobbing in her talking head, with mascara running down her cheeks.
Then, in the kitchen, after they’ve learned that the Scranton branch will stay open–I love when Kelly runs in and throws herself on Ryan. Followed by one of my favorite talking heads ever, where Ryan looks sheepishly and says: “I don’t know. I can’t explain it.”
In Product Recall when Dwight was talking about the normalcy of animal sex on the farm. The line about a ‘couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching’ makes me howl with laughter.
Michael talks about how Ed Truck died:
Michael: Oohh… can you imagine how much blood there was? If it happened right here, it would reach all the way to reception. Probably get on Pam.
Phyllis: Okay that’s enough.
Michael: What?
Stanley: We do not wanna hear about this.
Michael: Well, you know what? I didn’t wanna hear about it either, Stanley, but I did and now I can’t stop picturing it. He leaves work, he’s on his way home… wham! His cappa is detated from his head!
Stanley: You have just spit on my face.
I braveheart.
my favorite S3 moment was repeated like a million times so far, so I’ll go with my 2nd favorite. It was totally sublte and you had to be paying attention, but in the Negotiation, you can hear Kelly on the phone in the background going “It says here you bought 12,000 reams of paper. Oh, TWELVE reams–” before the shot cuts. I didn’t catch it the first time but when I did watching it again later I howled with laughter
I think my favorite moment was when Jim found the “medal” aka the yogurt lid and the note from Pam. his expression, said, yep i am coming back to you.
My favorite hilarity moment is the whole “return” episode with Pam and Jim joining together and their prank against Andy was hilarious! “i think we broke his brain” was a classic line.
also, the end of women’s appreciation when Dwight looks in the mirror and realizes FINALLY that the poster Pam drew was him.
HAH!
So, I have to enter this contest but just CANNOT pick one funny moment. Reading all of the ones above, I was forced to open iTunes and rewatch.
I’m gonna go with the end of The Negotiation where Andy Bernard comes back after Anger Management and Dwight gets him with the pepper spray. It was so unexpected and I fell out.
The whole bat on Meridith’s head.
Honestly – how do you pick one thing? And how do they manage to fit so much funny in one season of television?
When dwight asks pam if she is PMSing
The funniest part this season was at Phyllis’s wedding when Michael was seen jumping up and down outside the window to look in. No words, just movement–and it captured so many laughs from me because it just reminded me of when a little kid is so desperate to see in somewhere he is not allowed, and he tries to be stealthy — but it doesnt work!
The prank of Andy’s phone in the ceiling trumps anything to come out of this season. I’ll fight that one to the death.
Maybe your phone’s in the ceiling.
Maybe YOUR in the ceiling.
When Jim dressed up like Dwight and vice versa. “Your hair looks nice Dwight.” “No it doesn’t”
My favorite Season 3 moment was the Benihanna Christmas , when Andy took Michael out with Jim and Dwight and Andy told Cyndi their waitress to close her eyes and picture her dream house, and Dwight who was sitting farther away from the group asked Jim what happened and Jim told Dwight that she was asleep. Then when she opened her eyes Jim told Dwight that she was awake and didn’t know how to correctly butcher a goose so Dwight helps her out by screaming it out with detail to all the people eating around him, and they have no idea why haha
Then of course the finale when Jim askes Pam out I’m so excited !!!!
Pretzel Day was absolutely hilarious. I can’t decide between Michael’s sugar high followed by his immediate crash or Stanley’s quote: “I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day … well I like pretzel day.”
my favorite moment from season 3 is jim the vampire. i loved when the bat was trapped in the office and jim slowly begins to convince dwight that he has been bitten by the bat and is now turning into a vampire – mentioning the glare of angela’s crucifix & how he’s going to go home and pull down the shades. everytime i see that part (or even think of it), i start cracking up!
I have several favorite moments from S3 –
– When Michael returns from the Caribbean with his single braid
– “I think we broke his brain!”
– MISSterious
– Andy floating away in his Sumo costume in “Beach Games”
– Dwight collapsing on the coals in “Beach Games”
– Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapor…I don’t see what’s wrong with that! 😉
– Schrute Bucks and Stanley Nickels
– Michael ‘branding’ his girl from Benihana…because all waitresses look alike
– Afganistanies with Aids
– And finally, each and every one of Jim’s expressions
Great season! Thanks for the contest – reading all of the comments made me laugh.
I loved product recall. Kelly is so excited to teach the accountants about customer service phone calls: “This day is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S.” Then the next shot is Angela popping a pill: “I don’t have a headache, I’m just preparing.”
reading all these makes me want the S3 dvds to come out NOW! (or makes me want to win it real bad!) 🙂
2 of the funniest moments for me are kinda random but that’s the beauty of The Office…
* in Phyllis’ Wedding-when Phyllis is throwing the bouquet and you see it going straight toward Kelly Kapoor when all of a sudden Ryan leaps through the crowd and knocks it out her range…so subtle…LOVE IT!
* in Beach Games-
Dwight: We will be called Gryffindor.
Jim: Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim: I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Dwight: He who must not be named? I wouldn’t do that.
Jim: Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort …
I love any interaction between Dwight and Jim but this one made me extra happy for some reason. And I always find it ironic that Dwight picked Gryffindor- he would be in Slytherin for sure!
Pam–“Hey Michael! I have a present for you but you have to come down and get it!”
Michael–“What is it?”
Pam–“Come down and open it and you’ll see!”
Michael–“Dwight, find out what he present is.”
Dwight–“Ok, uhh I don’t see anything, she might be bluffing.”
Pam and Jim–“…Dwight!”
Dwight–“Oh, it’s uh, a Replia 2-1 Expo Female Robot. They’re only available in Japan!”
Michael–“Dwight, you are such a liar! Pam, really, what is it?”
Daryl–“Mike, this is the opposite of safety. You jump, you’re gonna seriously hurt yourself!”
Michael–“You told me I lead a-a cushy…wimpy, Nerf life…”
D–“Yeah, but I never said you had nothin’ to live for.”
M–“What DO I have to live for?”
D–“A LOT…of things. Uh…….you……..uh……….you…..what about Jan? Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man. It’s goin’ good, right?”
M–“It’s complicated with Jan. I don’t know where I stand or what I want…the sex isn’t nearly as good as it used to be…”
D–“Mike! You’re a very brave man. I mean, it takes courage just to BE you…to get outta bed every. single. day…knowing full well you gotta be you.”
M–“Do you really mean that?
D–“Couldn’t do it. I ain’t that stong and I ain’t that brave!”
M–“I’m braver than you?”
D–“WAY braver! You Braveheart, man!”
M–“I Braveheart……I am….”
D–“Come on down, ok?”
M–“Ok….Pam, I’m coming down to get my present!”
I LOVED the scene with Kelly explaining how Netflix works to Ryan and then Ryan kissing her on the forehead. Then everyone $$ as bets are paid. Kelly is awesome.
I would def. say that part in Dawali when Jim gets drunk and falls into the bush, then stands back up and tries to walk his bike towards Karen mumbling “I’m a drunk driver” is the best. Hands down. I can watch that a thousand times and still laugh.
one of my favorite scenes from S3 was in the Negotiation when Darryl teaches Michael some “Black Man phrases” to use at his negotiation.
Pippity Poppity, give me the zoppity!
The moment that makes me laugh every time is when Dwight is playing air guitar on the building in Safety Training and sticks his tongue out and flicks it around.
Definitely the moment when Stanley charged towards Jim in that sumo suit in Beach Day. Classic.
My absolute favorite moment was when Andy fell in the water in Beach Games. Only rivaled by Michael’s “Where is Andy?” and him in the background wobbling…
Wow. reading through everyone else’s, there are SO many good Jim moments to choose from…
But for some reason, Michael makes me spit take more than anyone else. So I’ll pick from Beach day, Michael, after Pam’s public confession, saying “Paaam, that was wonderful, but I’m still looking for someone with sales experience.”
Hands down…the best part of season 3, was Jim’s drunk driving crash into the bushes from the Dawali episode. The way he tries to get back up and still walk his bike, is just a gut buster.
I can watch that a thousand times and it never gets old. Plus, I got my best friend hooked on the show just from that single scene. I’ve created another Office follower! Cool.
The funniest moment would be when Jim came in as Dwight. That was just awesome. 🙂 I loved all of the episodes though.
I’d have to say one of the final moments in “Business School,” when Jim is putting on his coat and mutters, “Bye, Dwight,” would have to be my favorite. The way the camera presents it, in addition to Dwight’s/Rainn’s reaction is just uproarious! I think it’s one of the very few moments with a Jim prank (like the coat rack in “Casino Night”) where we see Dwight’s fear of loss of control, and it was played beautifully.
I also think it was made all the more hilarious by having it juxtaposed with Pam’s hugging Michael at the art show. It made that feel a lot more poignant without robbing it of its tenderness.
Yeah, just loved those few minutes. It’s what the show is all about to me. 🙂
Dwights idea of consolation towards a crying Pam:
“So, you’re PMS’ing pretty bad, huh?” Gets me every time!
Dwight’s idea of consolation towards a crying Pam:
“So, you’re PMS’ing pretty bad, huh?” Gets me every time!
So many to choose from….but one that sticks out to me is during Business School when Michael is throwing out candy bars as buzz words for his lecture in Ryan’s class. The looks on the faces of the students are absolutely priceless, and the speech itself is total nonsense, as one would expect. And of course, Jim as Dwight vs. Dwight as Jim. Classic!
“It’s a date”
Andy: Go tell them I’m floating away, obviously!
Angela: I don’t understand what you want from me.
Andy: Angela, it’s pretty simple. Look at what I’m doing, and go tell somebody it!
Angela: Sorry! Bye, Andy!
Andy: Angela!
Haha…laughing just thinking about it!
Dwight dressing up as Jim probably made me laugh harder than anything else this season. But DAMN, it’s hard to pick! Runner-up is “look at what I’m doing and TELL SOMEBODY IT!”
Creed’s talking head in “Gay Witch Hunt” about how it’s possible he could have slept with men and women in the mud and the rain and there is no way for sure of knowing.
“Poop is raining from the ceiling. Poop!” Not only was Angela’s delivery perfect, but the little plastic hat she wore had me in stitches! I’ve been giving my Grandma a hard time about wearing those funny little hats for years. 🙂
The kiss scene in Gay Witch Hunt had me laughing so hard, I could hardly breath!
Oh, definitely ‘Future Dwight’.
It was one of the most smart things i’ve seen in tv.
When Dwight brought the dead goose into the office for the Christmas party….”us Shrutes use every part of the goose, nothing goes to waste”….that whole opener, I laughed my ass off!
i died when michael handed Dwight the letter transferring over his position. “That’s my name.”
“Don’t screw the pooch.”
And then Dwight crying, becoming overwrought, and Michael’s reaction…first intense happiness the sharp decline into disgust…as the drool starts to dribble from Dwight’s mouth.
priceless.
The faxes from “Future Dwight” cold open was my favorite funny scene of the season. Dwight slapping the hot mug full of coffee from Stanley’s hands was classic!
Funniest scene was Michael dragging Phyllis’s dad’s wheelchair down the aisle. CLUNK…CLUNK…CLUNK! LMAO!
This could be a really long list, but one of my absolute favourites is from the, Business School episode.
Angela: Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!
I think my favorite moment from last season was Jim playing the extended Altoid prank on Dwight. Think of all the time he put into it! And then Dwight’s reaction…: “My mouth tastes so bad all of a sudden!” Oh man.
Ok, so I know I’m disqualified from winning anything but I must say, my two absolute favorite moments of last season both involved angela. 1) OMG, dwight got a hooker. How can you not love that one. 2) The exchange between angela and kelly over dwight being a freak in the break room.
i think the funniest moment for me was in the episode where jim, andy, and karen get drunk in stamford. Andy starts singing “closer to fine” and jim joins in…….that made me almost pee my pants, from the choice of song to the fact that jim started singing it too! ohmygod…it was classic and unexpected and i think that is what makes the office so good, the funny and unexpecte moments…
A scene that makes me laugh everytime I see it is Dwights fake crying and being sad because Jim is gone in Gay Witch Hunt. “Jimsss gonnnne! I missss him soo much, I cry myself to sleep everynight wahhh…. FALSE! I do not miss Jim.” I was watching it with a group of friends and we were all dying of laughter. It was such a relief, like “Yes! The Office is BACK!”
The best moment in Season 3 really had to be the entire episode of “The Negotiation”. However, to be more specific, the best moment of that episode was when Michael came out in to the office and everybody was making fun of him and his women’s suit. When Pam tells Michael that his pants don’t have any pockets and he responds by lifting up his jacket and rubbing his butt, I lost it. It was so hilarious…and the one aspect the made that scene even funnier was the quick reaction shot of Pam. She covered her face and was laughing so hard. Everytime I see that scene and see all of the characters laughing at Michael, I can’t help but laugh with them. That is what makes this show so great.
Business School: When Dwight and Stanley go back and forth about Schrute Bucks and Stanley nickels.
when dwight ‘cried’ and said he missed jim so much (the episode when jim transferred) and then said, “WRONG!”. that was mad funny.
It’s so difficult to pick one single moment, because, despite this season having a lot of drama compared to the previous two seasons, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. While the Jim/Dwight imitations and the “Future Dwight” letters were some of the best cold opens in the entire run of the show, I’m going to have to pick Andy’s floating in Lake Scranton moment from “Beach Games.” He slides down the hill slowly, holding a wrapper, looking incredibly depressed because he had lost, before falling into the water while still in his sumo suit. The ensuing conversation with Angela was also hysterical.
Andy: Its pretty simple. Look at what I’m doing and go tell somebody it!
And also Michael’s talking head with Andy as an indistinct dark shape floating in the distance, kicking his feet, trying to get to shore. That whole bit was gold.
Even my mother, who watches the show with me but never laughs out loud (blasphemy!), was in stitches during the entire thing. She is so hard to please when it comes to comedy, so the fact that she was laughing out loud with my brother and I was amazing. It just goes to show that The Office can make even the most difficult of people bust out in laughter!
My favorite moment of season three combined my two favorite fandoms together! It was from “Beach Day” where Dwight declares his team Gryffindor and Jim counters with team Voldemort. Watching Dwight freak out every time someone says Voldemort made me laugh like crazy because of how serious a matter he found saying Voldemort’s name to be.
My favourite scene by far was in “Product Recall” when Jim impersonates Dwight at the beginning, and then at the end when Dwight does the same for Jim – brilliant mirroring!!!!
Oh man, it’s way too hard to pick a funniest moment from the entire season, but since I want to win one of those DVDs pretty bad, I’ll give it a try. I think one of the scenes which makes me laugh the hardest every time I watch it was in Women’s Appreciation. It goes a little something like this:
Dwight: Due to a recent incident involving Phyllis, a man, a map, and his penis – I think you know what I’m referring to – Michael has authorized me to form an emergency ant-flashing task force.
Jim: Question – won’t that interfere with your other task forces?
Dwight: Answer – no, because this is being given priority one. This is a petition for the business park to upgrade their security cameras as well as install two floodlights in the parking lot. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Won’t that just shed more light on the penises?” but that is a risk we have to take. Pam, you can draw, kind of. Why don’t you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community.
Pam: Phallus?
Dwight: Phyllis, sorry. I’ve got penises on the brain.
Oh my god. I die a little bit every time I watch that scene. It’s so brilliant.
Ok, This is a very difficult question….There are SOOOOOOOO many moments that are laugh out loud funny…so hard to choose (Thats what she said)…
1. Traveling Salesman: Gets me every time, this has to be my all time favorite….
Jim: After you sir.
Dwight: No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
Jim: Ok, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I will attack you from the front.
Dwight: Uh, yeah, but it will be easier to stop. I can always block the blow. I can counter it with… [Jim slaps Dwight]
Dawesome!
2. Safety training
Toby: [Creed takes a bite of an apple] Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato.
Pam: Hey Creed.
Creed: Hey!
Pam: Hey.
Creed: Hello. [Jim replaces Creed’s apple with a potato][Creed takes a bite of the potato]
Pam: Yes!
Kevin: Here you go. [hands money]
Toby: Nice.
So funny
I love the whole, “I went to Cornell… ever heard of it?” quote. I wish I went to Cornell just so I could say it more often than I already do.
My rolling-on-the-floor moment of The Office Season 3 was Stanley’s sudden surge of energy during Beach Games.
“I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for someone else in this office other than myself. Game on.”
Stanley’s face during the sumo wrestling match made me squeal.
My roommate and I have been debating this. I think the single funniest moment of season 3 is when the bat lands on Meredith’s head in hte breakroom and Dwight bags her with a garbage bag then wrestles the bat and the garbage bag off her head.
When Jim randomly came to work dressed as Dwight, I literally fell on the floor laughing, spilled popcorn everywhere and had to restart the episode because I missed the ten minutes following that segment due to uncontrollable laughter.
That was fantastic.
And later in the episode when Dwight tries to pull the same prank, and it clearly doesn’t work out as he’d planned, I had a relapse of my laughing fit.
🙂
By far was Jim’s reaction to seeing Dwight and Angela kissing. The look of shock and disbelief on his face. “And now… we’re even.”
Classic.
My favorite moment is not one of the clear winners from above…its the subtle yet awesome moment between Jim and Kevin.
“Karen has a prettier face….but Pam’s face is pretty too…”
“You take the rest of the day to figure it out and get back to me”
That little exchange between the two of them is great. They both have such perfect facial expressions… 🙂
Prison Mike is the finnest thing in the world.
The whole ep was hilarious, but yeah.
It was the first time I fell out of my chair from laughing so hard.
So many great ones, but one of the funniest moments for me, was Jan’s dying star talking head, and then her subsequent, “Why is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh god, what am I saying?” One of her talking heads on the show, ever.
My fav moment of season 3 was the cold open of Back from Vacation, where Jim is leading the meeting and pretends Dwight is stripping and he has a muppet baby tattoo. I Will never forget Andy’s “I am now Chopping off Phyllis’s head with a chain saw . . . .”
So many great ones, but one of the funniest moments for me, was Jan’s dying star talking head, and then her subsequent, “Why is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh god, what am I saying?” One of her best talking heads on the show, ever.
My favorite moment of the season would have to be when Michael is talking about the five stages of depression in grief counseling. That Talking Head represents Michael so well because he is so serious and trying to do a good job but is completely clueless. When he says “if I can get them depressed, then I’ve done my job” I crack up every time. I always quote that line with my family and friends, even people who don’t watch the show.
One of the funniest moments to me was in Gay Witch Hunt when Dwight was fake crying over Jim being gone. “Jimmsss gone! I miss him so much I cry myself to sleep everynight!…FALSE! I do not miss Jim.” I was wtching it with a group of friends and we could not stop laughing. It was the kind of laugh where you dont make any noise and are just kind of gasping. It was great, like ” Yes! The Office is BACK!”
Product Recall
Dwight:
….two chickens doing a goat with two pigs watching…
Dwight’s deadpan delivery on this kills me. I’m chuckling right now.
I would definitely have to say the whole Jim impersonating Dwight was my favorite funny moment! Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica!
The funniest part in season three is definately the episode “women’s appreciation”. It was probably Rainn Wilson’s best moment in the series for me. From Dwight explaining why he’d like to menstrate, to Jim’s Demerit, to removing the bananas from the kitchen, to “I know the crap outta women”, to Michael saying “My point is: a penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman… but, when seen in the wrong context, it’s like a monster movie.”, to angela’s clothing explaination and EVERYTHING that happened in Victoria Secret (maybe even the mall), to Jan’s expression listening to the voicemail (can’t wait to see the deleted scenes from the other takes!) it was all around SUCH a funny episode. Second only to the injury I’d say.
I would list more, but I might as well post the whole episode.
I couldn’t believe how much they got away with after they could barely say “Boner!”
Oh and of course the funniest scene in the show:
Dwight Schrute: I know what you’re thinking. Won’t that just shed more light on the penises. But that is a risk we have to take. Pam, you can draw, kind of. Why don’t you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community.
Pam Beesly: Phallus?
Dwight Schrute: Phyllis, sorry. I’ve got penises on the brain.
The funniest moment of season 3 was DwightJim and JimDwight! Although a fax from Future Dwight is a close second.
My favorite moment was at the end of “Gay Witch Hunt” when Jim sent Dwight the “Gaydar.” Dwight waves it over himself and the metal detector goes off. His face was priceless.
The scene that I watched a number of times was in Travelling Salesman, when Karen is all dolled up from the sales call with Phyllis. Karen walks up to Jim when he gets back from his salescall, and when Jim turns around and sees Karen’s crazy make up and hair – so funny! The look on Jim’s face is histerical: going from normal, to shock/surprise to confusion. The way he says “look at you” was classic. I re-watched that clip a milion times.
p.s. GMMR – my email to you was returned saying that your mailbox is full?
one scene that gets me EVERY time, is in business school, when dwight finds the bat in the ceiling.
everyone freaking out in their own way.
-dwight trying to be the hero,
-angela stop, drop, and rolling, along with praying.
-karen ducking under her desk,
-kevin running the hell away,
and what makes me HOWL is Stanley’s “Good-bye!”
haha, everytime.
“I don’t have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left, I took abox of Dwights stationary. So, from time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.
Dwight, at 8 am today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow.
Cordially,
Future Dwight.”
This was by far the funniest moment in season three. It shows the understanding that Jim has for Dwights personality, as well as the candor and intellect that Dwight regards in himself.
Not to mention it had me laughing for days.
I’ll have to go with Jim & Dwight impersonating each other. Jim was truly “spot-on” as Dwight, but Dwight’s crazy Jim-faces were just as funny.
My absolute favorite part in Season 3 was Beach Games, when Jim, Stanley, Dwight, and Andy were in sumo wrestler costumes and they had to fight. I loved it when Dwight beat Andy and yelled, “Gryffindor!” Priceless 🙂
I have many favorite funny moments but one that never fails to crack me up is when Andy responds to Jim and Karen teasing him about checking the vending machine with, “Did you check your…butt?”
Andy’s face is hilarious when he says that and the reason it cracks me up is because i would probably say something like that! I make cracks like that all the time so that always hits me funny =) I’m sure there are funnier moments but that one always makes me smile =P
My favorite S3 funny moment….
I think… its hard to choose, but Andy’s freak out and broken brain from The Return.
Not only was it a bit of happy Jim/Pam, but Ed Helms…wow. It was mind blowing. It was one of those things, you (or at least I did), forgot his reaction to the previous jello trick, and it was so different than how Dwight would react it was great. His inability to believe it was in the ceiling… Andy getting more desperate to get close to Michael and growing inscreasingly fustrated. And of course, punching the wall. Simply amazing. And how he walks away, “oh, that was an overreaction.”
Ok, I’m torn between several, so I’ll list them all.
1. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – For obvious reasons.
2. “There’s poop raining from the ceiling. Poop!” – Angela’s delivery of that is classic, not to mention the old lady rain hat she’s wearing. Absolutely hysterical!
3. Future Dwight – The “You’ll thank me later” plus the I’m-gonna-kick-your-ass look from Stanley is too much. And the way Jim says, “…from himself…from the future”? Perfect.
Fave part – Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Love it!
Wow, in skimming over comments I had forgotten how many other amazing scenes there were – faxes from Future Dwight (which me and my friend sent each other for days and weeks), Prison Mike… wow. It was such a good season.
The talking head in Product Recall when Jim came to work dressed as Dwight and he was explaining how he bought the glasses and everything and that it came to, “a grand total of…$11”. I love how he punched it into his calculator watch to figure it out!
my favorite scene was when dwight showed up dressed as jim & everyone kept complimenting him, saying how good he looked. actually, he did look pretty hot! oh, dwight…
I would have to say that during “Beach Games” when Jim and Stanley are sumo-wrestling was the funniest part of season 3. When Stanley gets that look on his face and starts charging toward Jim, I literally started choking on my food I was laughing so hard. I love Stanley!
For me, I have to go with the opening of “Branch Closing.” Jim sending Dwight a warning about the coffee:
Jim: “From time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.”
My favorite moment from season 3 can be summed up in one flash of a second: the moment when Dwight realizes that Jim is impersonating…his double take when Jim says “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallatica.”
Every now and again I get a mental image of Dwight’s reaction double take and start laughing to myself.
one of my favorite parts of season 3 would have to be when Andy was floating in the river in that wrestling suit! I laugh so hard when I see Andy in the background of another shot, just floating there, waiting for someone to notice! so funny!
My favorite moment of season 3 is when Michael and Dwight are discussing the dangers of working in an office in the “Safety Training” episode. Michael askes Dwight what the biggest danger is. Dwight’s response, “Wolves.” I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!!! That episode was definately a favorite of mine from the season, who can get over the whole “Shun, un-shun” ordeal with Dwight and Andy!!!
The three that I watched over and over were when Andy was singing to Pam and playing the ukelele as well as the episode opener and closer when Jim dressed up as Dwight and Dwight dressed up as Jim. Hilarious!
“Shut up Angela!” Meredith. Who doesn’t love a Meredith moment?
My favorite moment has to be during “Ben Franklin” when the Ben Franklin impersonator hits on Pam. I just love the impersonator’s responce when Pam points out that the real Ben Franklin had syphillus. “I don’t have syphillus.” Priceless!
SO many funy parts – so hard to pick! The first thing that came to me was Michael wearing a woman’s suit – AKA “lady clothes”. I loved everything about that
Been said before, but during product recall when Dwight came in dressed as Jim and just kept making those awesome faces at the camera. I didn’t think anything could top the cold opening to that episode with Jim’s $11 Dwight costume, but as usual, the Office outdid itself
My favorite moment of season 3 is when Michael leaves Dwight in charge and he makes “Schrute Bucks”. He then awards Stanley a Schrute Buck for answering a question correctly, but Stanley doesn’t want it. In fact, he’ll give Dwight a billion Stanley nickels if he never speaks to him again. Then Dwight asks, “What is the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute Bucks?”- “Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprachauns.” haha i laughed so hard at that one, best moment ever!
OK, so how in the world am I going to win when there are so many to choose from? Also, Kath – you being a writer – will you not choose me because I just ended that last sentence with a preposition?
Anyway, my favorite funny moment was…………, “I am going to KILL Jim Halpert.” I know most people wouldn’t think that was actually funny, but, to me, it was hysterical!!
I’m pretty sure my favorite moment from last year was Dwight’s impersonation of Jim.
Can’t with until season four starts!
Funniest moment for me was when Dwight dressed as Jim and at the last moment says, “Funny comment,” and smirks at the camera.
The funniest moment of Season 3 was when Dwight tried to take control and recruit Pam as his secret, second-in-command because Jack Bauer was fictional and overqualified.
This is a hard choice, but I’m gonna have to go with a scene from The Convention.
When Jim opens the door to Dwight’s room and sees a woman on the bed:
“Oh my god, Dwight got a hooker! Oh my god, I gotta call… I gotta call someone, I don’t even know who to call. Dwight got a hooker!
I think it’s Jim’s face in that scene that kills it…especially the way he practically jumps out of the room and back into the hall when he sees the woman (who he of course doesn’t know is Angela…which makes it that much funnier).
My favorite moment from this season is in the episode, “Beach Games” were the whole cast was in the van singing together.
🙂
My favorite scene was in Business School, when Michael explains the aspects of business using candy bars, and then flings them across the room where they hit people.
Ah Mike. We love you so.
The Funniest moment was when Jim said that he was sending faxes from the future to Dwight.
“from time to time I send Dwight faxes…from himself…from the future.”
IMO the funniest scene was when Jim led Karen into the lake in Beach Games.
My favorite line HAS to be “Poop is raining from the ceiling. Poop!” I loved Angela throughout this episode as well as her stop/drop/roll.
Jim as Dwight and, even better, Dwight as Jim – has me snickering just thinking about it!
Funniest scene was Andy singing the Oooma Loompa song about Dwight being gone.
There were SO many laugh out loud moments, but for someone with such a short amount of time on screen, Creed just cracks me up. Such as his TH in ‘The Job’…
“I find it offensive. Au naturale baby, that’s how I like ’em. Swing low, sweet chariots.”
Jim as Dwight and, even better, Dwight as Jim. Has me laughing just thinking about it! And, still looking for those drug store glasses…
My favorite, laugh out loud moment from Season 3 was towards the end of the bat episode when Dwight “catches” the bat right on top of Meredith’s head. Sheer comic brilliance!
I think the funniest scene from season 3 has to be from Business School. Michael was the only person who complimented Pam’s art at her show, and she’s so overcome that she hugs him. After a couple of seconds she hesitantly asks if he has something in his pocket. Michael simply responds “chunky”. Pam pulls away from him and Michael takes a candy bar out of his pocket and then offers her half. The moment is so funny because of the fact that it follows such a touching moment. It’s really The Office at its best, I think.
For me, the moment that had me laughing the most was Dwight’s “So you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?” comment. I loved that even when Dwight is trying to console someone, he still ends up being completely insensitive. Plus, as a female, I think it’s pretty accurate. For some reason, men seem to attribute every bad mood to PMS.
My favorite scene by far is Jim dressing up as Dwight. And then Dwight dressing up as Jim. I’ve watched it so many times on my DVR. I click on that episode and watch the cold open and then fast forward to the end. Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica can not be “beet”.
Andy falling into the lake on Beach Day in the Sumo Suit was so hysterical, that even my 7 year old grandson lost it. I had to replay that scene for him like 50 times.
First thing that popped into my head was when Jim came to work as Dwight. But I think Dwight as Jim may be even funnier.
Jim’s “future Dwight” prank just kills me!
My favorite Season 3 moment was the betting part, when Ryan had Kelly explain Netflix!! She used the word awesome 12 times, and named 6 romantic comedies….genius!!!
My favorite scenes always seem to involve random things. Like when they pan to Meredith with a big glass and you know its alcohol. Or reaction shots from Phyllis or Stanley when Michael has said something dumb or mean. I also love Kelly and Ryan moments. And anytime we see Toby suffer usually makes me fall off my couch. I must be a secretly mean person myself! 🙂
“I think we broke his brain!” was my favorite moment ever.
It’s a though one so I think it’s a tie for me between the episode where Jim comes in as Dwight… Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica! Then the other scene I loved was when Jim sent Dwight “Gaydar” and it went off on himself, hahahahaha!
best moment… jim singing lovefool then andy’s line… “whatever happened to those guys?” awesome!!
Something that makes me laugh every time I think of it is the “man meat” line. It’s just hilarious.
The funniest scene, BY FAR, in Season 3 was in “The Return” after Jim and Pam put the phone in the ceiling and Andy is getting mad because of the phone ringing and he tries to look in Phyllis’ desk and she slams it on him and he says “I DON’T TRUST YOU, PHYLLIS!” and then he asks Jim where the phone is and Jim says “Maybe it’s in the ceiling.” and then Andy says, “Maybe YOU’RE in the ceiling!”…..I love that whole scene!!!!!!! AWESOME!!! I am loving Andy!!!
The Michael/Oscar kiss in Gay Witch Hunt may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on TV. I fell off my chair.
Favorite moment by far (and MOST quoteworthy) was in “The Initiation” when Dwight takes Ryan to the beet farm and gives his ‘padawon’ a lesson never to be forgotten, and I quote, “And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.”
Pure genius.
I’d say my favorite episode was Gay Witch Hunt, The Convict, Ben Franklin, or the Negotiation.
My favorite moment from Gay Witch Hunt:
When Michael said “You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.”
My favorite moment from The Convict:
When Michael said “Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What’s he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backwards. Baggy pants. He says something ordinary, like ‘Yo, that’s shizzle.’ Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who were you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.”
My favorite moments from Ben Franklin:
Michael: Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
Ben Franklin: Well, actually, I never was president.
Michael: Yes, but Ben Franklin was.
and
Pam: Didn’t Ben Franklin have syphilis?
Ben Franklin: Yes, but I don’t. My name is Gordon.
My Favorite moment from The Negotiation:
When Darryl said “Are you wearing lady clothes? Those look like lady pants.” and pretty much the whole thing about Michael wearing women’s clothes.
As I can no longer pass a dentist office without thinking of Dwight, I have to go with the whole Crentist/dentist scene with Dwight and Michael in the Coup.
However, a VERY close second (is this allowed? Because, really, one moment?), is Dwight’s “won’t that shed more light on the penises?” comment from Women’s Appreciation. Both had me on the floor.
When Angela stopped, dropped, and rolled!
I think the funniest part of season 3 is in Grief Counseling when Michael forces everyone to share a moment of their grief. The whole cast just plays so well off each other and I will always laugh when Ryan details his wild safari traumatic experience. Also, Phyllis’s line “There’s a ball…” is just wonderful. Ryan’s little head shake as Kevin is reciting the plot of Weekend at Bernie’s is GREAT because you know he’s just thinking that of course Michael is going to know that one and he does! Ahahah!
My absolute favorite moment of “The Office” season 3 was in the “Beach Games” episode. I literally started crying from laughing so hard when Andy was floating away in the background of Michael’s talking head. The giant sumo outfit just happened to catch my eye, and once it zoomed onto Andy, I lost it. He just flip-flopped in the water, probably thinking that it would make him noticeable or something. “…and Andy, where is he? Where the hell is Andy?” Awesome.
Only one favorite moment…That’s hard(TWSS)!
OK if I can only choose one…..
Jim: Dwight’s room key. And… Dwight’s room. What can I say? Old habits die hard.
Angela: D?
Jim: Oh my God. Dwight got a hooker! Oh my God, I gotta call… well, I gotta call somebody, I don’t even know who to call. DWIGHT GOT A HOOKER!!
The look on Jim’s face….priceless!
From “Gay Witch Hunt”
Creed: “I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors, in the mud and the rain and its possible a man slipped in. We have no way of knowing.”
Classic Creed moment.
I’ve been a bunch of episodes from Season 3, but my fav that I saw was the “Branch Closing”. In particular, this line:
When you become close with someone you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. Right now, the title of Michael’s book is “Something Weird is Going On”…colon… “What Did Jan Say?…The Michael Scott Story”… by Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute
😀
funniest moment of season 3…dwight falling off of pam’s desk when realizing the “bird” is actually a bat. in fact, that entire episode kills me every time.
“I was lucky that Dwight was there and Roy was lucky that Dwight only used pepper spray and not the nunchuks or the throwing stars.”
Michael: We’re going to choose team names. Dwight!
Dwight: We will be called Gryffindor.
Jim: Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim: I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Ah, when fandoms collide.
the entire episode of Beach Day…too funny, but when Angela and Dwight team up, when Andy floats away in the sumo suit to name two and not funny but fantastic nonetheless when Pam walks over the coals and pours her heart out to Jim
Anything that Creed does always has me cracking up, especially “Swing low, sweet chariots.”
The best scene is in Grief Counseling! When Pam is detailing the death of her “boxer aunt” and Ryan and his traumatic wild safari experience. I love Ryan’s little head shake as Kevin starts saying the plot of Weekend at Bernie’s. He knows that Michael would catch on to that and he did! Spot-on characterization and they all just played so well off each other. I always laugh!
My favorite S3 quote comes from Andy, “I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs.”
It’s just so brilliant!
Michael instituting Prima Nocta!
I’m not exactly sure how I’m supposed to pick a favorite moment… because there are just SO MANY. Bu
But I’m go with one that I haven’t seen mentioned Jan lost her job…. and Michael & Jan were riding in the car back to Scranton and Jan says that she’s going to stay at home and wear stretch pants…. waiting for him.
I don’t know why but whew – that was funny.
But Dwight as Jim AWESOME
Beets
Kelly explaining netflix
“Hello? My name is Andrew Bernard and I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin….” Watching the light slowly fade away from poor Sumu Andy was a classically hilarious moment from the classic “Beach Games.” SO funny!
Funniest moment: When Michael got back together with Jan, and told Pam “Your reasons were good, but hers were bigger.”
I’m not exactly sure how I’m supposed to pick a favorite moment… because there are just SO MANY. Bu
But I’m go with one that I haven’t seen mentioned Jan lost her job…. and Michael & Jan were riding in the car back to Scranton and Jan says that she’s going to stay at home and wear stretch pants…. waiting for him.
I don’t know why but whew – that was funny.
Other fun moments:
But Dwight as Jim AWESOME
Beets- too funny
Kelly explaining netflix – LOVE HER
My favorite season three moment is a toss up between two, though if forced to pick I would definitely favor the latter just because I laugh EVERY time like a crazy person:
Beach Day – Kevin gets everyone on the bus singing. “You better know when to hold ’em…”
Safety Training – “Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato”.
From “Ben Franklin”:
Jim: Have you ever seen a stripper before?
Dwight: Yes. Jennifer Garner portrayed one on Alias. It was one of her many aliases.
Jim: Yeah. Me neither.
I freakin’ loved that episode…!
I have to say, the funniest moment can be summed up in four words:
“Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.”
Makes me laugh EVERY time, lol.
Everyone knows it’s hard to pick just the one, but Dwight’s impersonation of Jim in Product Recall is definitely my favorite moment. It had me laughing a great while and it still manages to crack me up. The way Rainn delivers his last line was hilarious!
In the cold open when Jim starts making up stuff about Dwight who is trying to tape the meeting for Michael. They joke about Dwight being in a baby’s bonnet and having an Muppet babies Animal tatoo and then Andy suddenly takes it one step too far–“I am now cutting off Phyllis’ head with a chainsaw–rrrreneneneneng!”
Michael: “It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed. And then Darryl made me feel bad for not making any money. And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby. And then, your assistant, is all young and hot.”
Poor Michael. 😉
my favorite moment is ryan and kelly fighting over baby names and tourturing toby, i love ryan and kelly everything from them is hysericle
Sorry! had to post one more good quote! In grief counseling Michael says “there is such a thing as good grief–just ask Charlie Brown”
I love little moments on this show. Two that come to mind from this season are, 1) the Christmas episode when Kevin is singing Alanis Morrisette’s “You Oughtta Know”, with such conviction on karaoke and 2). When getting ready for Oscar’s big return with the Spanish party when Ryan takes a magic marker and puts a spanish accent over the ‘n’ in Lemonade on the bottle to make it JUST a bit more festive. Both moments still to this day make me laugh!
My favorite moment from season three: when Jim and Dwight dressed up as each other. Jim’s Dwight persona was so spot on, and Dwight’s comeback as Jim was just as funny. I love how with Jim’s, Dwight instantly changed his opinion about the whole situation from being stupid yet “flattering” to being completely inappropriate when Jim took out a bobblehead: “Identity theft is not a joke!”
Definitely the cold open with Jim acting like Dwight. I love “Fact: Bears eat beets.” Ha! Makes me laugh EVERY time!
One of my favorite parts was when Angela kept getting different versions of the Dwight vs. Roy pepper spray story. Knowing that she likes both of these guys coupled with Dwight’s bravery was just making her swoon the entire episode. Good stuff!!
Being Harry Potter fans, my family and I really got a laugh out of the part in Beach Games where Jim’s team taunts Dwight with chanting ‘Voldemort’ instead of ‘He who should not be named’ which results in freaking poor Dwight out.
What cracks me up everytime I see it is in the episode Diwali when Andy is singing Closer to Fine and then Jim joins in. The way Andy says “TUNA! Are you kidding me?!” with such excitement is just one of my favorite moments ever…
My favorite moment was definitely Andy’s “William Doolittle at your service… AKA ‘Will Do’.” So random and yet so funny… I never miss a chance to say it in my life. 🙂
funniest moment was when Jim goes on a sale’s meeting with dwight and dwight’s talking about how he doesnt let anyone get behind him, and Jim’s says what if they come from the front. Dwight does his usual I’ll render them incapable, and then Jim smacks him. hahaha. Like bets ever. facial expressions everything.
Dwight’s entire announcement in Women’s Appreciation.
“Due to a recent incident involving Phyllis, a man, a map and his penis. I think you know what I’m referring to.”
And the whole Phyllis/Phallus thing was pure comedy gold.
“Sorry, I’ve got penises on the brain.”
Hands down I laughed the hardest when Andy fell in the river in the sumo suit in Beach Games. It wasnt my favorite episode but that scene had me going for about 5 mins. Especially later when the camera crew found him and turned the light off on him. Awesome awesome awesome!!!
Women’s Appreciation Day
Michael and the women at the food court discussing role playing games.
“Jan likes the naughty school girl”
“That’s a pretty common one.”
“I’m just not very comfortable in the skirt.”
Dying laughing over that one. Jan is a freak!
Absolutely the Sumo Wrestling scenes in “Beach Games”! Jim running away from Stanley’s face of death? Priceless.
My favorite moment is the altoid “experiment”, I think it’s the psych major in me.
Definitely Michael’s “boss” mini-speech…
MICHAEL: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It’s like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to find which one of these people has the skills to be a chicken head.
Dwight watching “Vampire Jim” leave the office and how he wishes him luck on his journey but that he has his own problems in “this” realm… hilarious.
Kath you are asking the impossible – just one moment?
Okay I completely cracked up when Michael marked his ‘girlfriends’ arm in “A Benihana Christmas”
Michael: I guess, I didn’t know her very well. I marked her arm.
Jim: You what?
Michael: I, I put a mark on her arm. [Both are laughing] So I could tell them apart. I don’t… I know, I know. I can’t believe I gave her my bike!
LOL Michael’s face and Jims shock – confused yet amused face – the whole bit just had me rolling.
WHO but Michael would even think of marking her arm?? lol
My favorite line was from Gay Witch Hunt by Dwight:
“Jim told me you can buy gaydar online”
Gaydar might the be one item that could get me into a sharper image.
My favorite moment was Jim dressed as Dwight. For one thing, Jim had Dwight down – he knew every aspect of his personality. He knew him so well that he could even anticipate Dwight’s actions (“Michael!” “Michael!”).
The thought that five years of working together, and five years of knowing each other, resulted in that is just genius.
Product Recall :
Andy at the highschool : “What’s my girlfriend doing here?” hahahahahaha
Jim and Dwight dressing as each other…
Jim “Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.”
Stanley:
“I am upset, don’t I sound upset?”
The whole Kelly training Angela storyline. Creeds storyline also. Michaels ‘press release’ 🙂 GREAT EPISODE!!
Waayyyyy to hard to even try to pick a favorite line/scene from season 3. It’s hard enough for me to pick even a favorite line from each single episode.
In the Product recall episode the opening and ending scene (Jim as Dwight and then Dwight as Jim) is something I loved but once again, no way i could decide any favorite from a show this good.
Rainn Wilson playing Dwight Schrute playing Jim Halpert.
Jim: Spot on
Dwight: blah blah blah blah “little comment”
One, just one?! That is so hard (that’s what she said…ha ha…)
Ok, three immediately came to mind, but I think this one was the best. In the talking head when Dwight is telling us about the best advice Michael ever gave him (Don’t be an idiot) and he says… Whenever I’m about to do something I think, would an idiot do that?, and then I do not do that thing.
Thanks for being so good to us!
One, just one?! That is so hard (that’s what she said…ha ha…)
Ok, three immediately came to mind, but I think this one was the best. In the talking head when Dwight is telling us about the best advice Michael ever gave him (Don’t be an idiot) and he says… Whenever I’m about to do something I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, then I do not do that thing.
Thanks for being so good to us!
So many great scenes to choose from, but one of my favorites is when Dwight and Jim imitate each other! Great! Jim does Dwight perfectly! Hilarious! And Dwight’s attempt at Jim was awesome! “Blah, blah, lil’ comment!” Couldnt’ stop laughing!
I can’t wait to see the dvd!
Andy putting his fist through a wall in The Return. Hands down. Between Rockin Robbin playing in the background, Jim’s face to the camera and Jam “breaking his brain” I fell off the couch.
The funniest moment for me took place in “The Merger” when Jim kept looking at Dwight’s forehead instead of “meeting his eyeline” as Dwight so eloquently put it.
It was funny because I used to do that to my brother all the time and he would react exactly as Dwight did – standing taller, telling me to look him in the eyes. Brought back such good memories.
During “Beach Games,” when Stanley charges Jim with a crazed look on his face and then Jim has a talking head about thinking he would die on beach day. Priceless! There are too many to choose from in that episode alone, but that one stands out to me.
I tried really hard (TWSS) and I couldn’t pick one single funniest moment so I narrowed it down to the two I am thinking about the most currently…
In Back From Vacation, the entire cold opening where Jim hijacks Dwight’s tape recorder and begins talking as if Dwight has gone crazy and especially Karen’s line, “Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?”
Also, in Traveling Salesmen when Dwight refuses to go in the door Jim is holding open for him, explaining that 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear and Jim proceeds to slap him from the front. That was rewound a number of times.
The funniest moment of S3 for me was when Dwight got messages from Future Dwight.
I loved the scene in The Coup when Michael confronts Dwight about leaving the office to go the dentist. Named Crentist. Which sounds an awful lot like dentist.
I loved the scene in The Coup when Michael confronts Dwight about leaving the office to go the dentist. Named Crentist. Which sounds an awful lot like “dentist”.
I love every moment between my favorite couple…Jim and Dwight, but I loved their chemistry in Traveling Salesman.
I still crack up at Dwight sitting in the back seat of Jim’s car and Jim slamming on the brakes….both of their reaction’s were priceless.
Their hug at the end of that show was so sweet!
The funniest moment of season 3 was when Future Dwight was sending Dwight faxes.
Product Recall was my laugh-out-loud funniest episode of the year. 1) I couldn’t get Kelly’s talking head “This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s” out of MY head for days. 2) Michael: “No, no, I need two men on this. That’s what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME!” 3) Jim as Dwight, talking about finding the glasses at a drugstore for $4 and getting the rest of the outfit for $7, for a grand total of … (Casio calculator watch) … $11. THEN, later, Angela correcting an expense report Kevin did for … $11.
These comments make for awesome reading! Thanks, GMMR!
I think the funniest moment from Season 3 was when Jim came into the office impersonating Dwight..classic! He did it so perfectly all starting from the walk into the office to the way he spoke to the way he went yelling to Michael..I loved how he took out his briefcase and took out the bobble head. That was great! What made me laugh the most was when Jim was talking about what bear is best, the beats, and battlestar galactica..his facial expressions were right on and when it panned to Dwight, his reaction was hilarious! Jim definitely stole that whole opener. That will go down in history as one of the funniest moments ever!
Tons of funny moments… one of my favorites its after Dwight pepper sprays Roy, he’s talking to the camera with tears in his eyes and says “Who’s laughing now” and it cuts to him showing all of his ninja stars and weapons in his desk.
My computer hicuped while I was entering this. Sorry if it is a dupe….
One, you want just one?! That’s so hard! (that’s what she said…ha ha…) OK, my fav. season 3 moment is when Dwight is doing a talking head about the best advice Michael ever gave him (Don’t be an idiot, Dwight). And he says… “Whenever I am about to do something I stop and think, would an idiot do this? and if the answer is yes, I do NOT do that thing!”
Thanks for being so great to us!
My favorite moment has to be when Jim slapped Dwight in Traveling Salesman after Dwight refused to walk in the door after Jim. It was a little harsh, but still hilarious nonetheless.
My favorite was at the beginning of the season when Jim was singing The Cardigans “Lovefool” to annoy Karen and the camera pans back to Andy singing along. Classic.
The first thing that popped in my mind was the scene with jim running down the hall saying “Oh my god, Dwight got a hooker!”
I thought Jim and Dwight’s impressions of each other during episode 21 were perhaps the funniest moments of season 3.
My favourite moment of the third season of the Office is during branch closing when Michael and Dwight are at the CFO’s house, and Michael says, “I am such a stupid idiot. I let everybody down. Everybody hates me. I lost everybody’s jobs. Nobody likes me anymore!”
Episode: Cocktails
Jan: I feel sick.
Michael: You didn’t have any of the potato salad, did you?
I would have to say the scene when Andy sings Oompa Loompa. I loved his delivery of “no he was not, he was a total douche”! Still makes me laugh after like the 50th time i’ve seen it. =)
I thought that Jim’s impression of Dwight at the beginning of episode 21 was the funniest moment of season 3. He got the voice and mannerisms perfect. Dwight’s less accomplished attempt to mimic Jim at the end made for the perfect bookend to the show.
I have to say the stand out moment for me was the bird funeral in Grief Counseling. It was really sad and sweet to see Pam reach out to Michael like that, and I like the rest of the office’s reaction to the whole ordeal. Plus, it’s hilarious when you see all the warehouse workers looking on.
“Who’s laughing now?” As Dwight blinked away tears from his pepper spray after rescuing Jim from an angry Roy!
Pretzel Day: Pam’s notes on Michael’s day and Stanley’s feelings on the day “But on Pretzel Day, well I like Pretzel Day.”
jim screaming “Oh my god, Dwight got a hooker!” is priceless
but my favorite scene is from the grief couseling episode where pam and ryan and kevin use famous movies scenes as personal encouters with death…when Ryan said Mufasa i lost it
Women’s Appreciation
Dwight: I know what you’re thinking. Won’t that just shed more light on the p****ses?
omg. I couldn’t believe that one.
Women’s Appreciation
Dwight: I know what you’re thinking. Won’t that just shed more light on the p***ses?
omg. I couldn’t believe that one.
My favorite moment was the phone call between Jim and Pam in “The Initiation”
“What time is it there?”
That’s the first time they really re-connected, and it reminded me of all the JAM goodness that I love so much.
Thanks for the great contest, GMMR!
My favorite moment is the pair of impersonations–Jim as Dwight and then Dwight as Jim. The intro was hilarious, but then the outro just made it that much funnier.
My favorite moment from Season 3 is from Product Recall:
Michael: What… can I do, for you?
Barbara: I, for starters, I think that you should resign.
Michael: Well… [exhales] OK, well… Um, wasn’t really my fault. The guys at the papermill—
Barbara: You’re the head—
Michael: The guys at the papermill— No no no!
Barbara: You’re the head of the company!
Michael: I’m the head of the company?!
Barbara: Yes, and that makes it your responsibility—
Michael: No, I’m a regional manager—
Barbara: And so you should lose your job!
Michael: No— my— OK, this is insane. You can get out of here. Get out!
Barbara: Fine.
Michael: That’s insane. We’ll give this to somebody who will appreciate it.
Barbara: Mm-hmm.
Dwight: It’s non-transferable…
Michael: Doesn’t matter. Out please!
Barbara: I’m calling the Better Business Bureau.
Michael: Yeah, well I’m calling the Ungrateful Bi-atch Hotline! [to Chad Lite] Did you get all that?
Chad Lite: Everything.
This cracks me up everytime!!!
The one scene from Season 3 that never fails to make me laugh is from “Business School,” just after Dwight lets the bat loose, the camera pans around the room, and Stanley storms out:
“Goooooooooodbye.”
HAH!
I die every time I watch Steve say “his cappa is detated from his head” during Grief Counseling….so so good.
Though I love the entire Jim impersonation of Dwight, the line I repeat every so often when I need a laugh is, “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
Far and away, the funniest moment of season 3 was Jim’s impression of Dwight. Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
CLASSIC.
My favorite part of season 3, and the one part that keeps me laughing each time I watch it, is during “Safety Training” when Michael is on the roof talking to Dwight. “Dwight, you ignorant slut!” is one of my favorite lines.
Also in “Women’s Appreciation”: “I’d give Kelly a brain…” Too funny!
Stanley’s talking head from “Gay Witch Hunt”: “…they called the wedding off and returned the toaster…now my house has two toasters.” I love it!
one of my favourite episodes was “product recall”
when Jim dresses up as dwight.
i always resite the lines when im with my friends because its just so hilarious and i always end up in tears because im laughing so hard.
Question.
which bear is best.
false, black bear.
bears eat beets.
bears, beets, battle star gallactica.
MICHAEL!
got to love it.
season three oh such an amazing season.
can not wait for season four i am dying!!
My funniest season 3 moment was Dwight working at Staples. The interaction between him, his co-worker, and with the customers was priceless!
I just loved Kelly this season. One of my favorite moments was when she’s arguing with Ryan:
Kelly: What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? Toby: Alright.
Kelly: Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor.
Ryan: Don’t you see why that’s insane?
Ryan’s “my cousin Mufasa was killed by a stampede” story.
Funniest moment was during Pam’s talking head. “I am what I am… thats Popeye”.
My favorite is, of course, Jim impersonating Dwight in Product Recall!!
Hands down the funniest part of the entire season for me happened in Benihana Christmas. It was the scene in which Michael Michael marks one of the waitresses so he can tell which one of the was his date. The look on his face, the asian waitress’ confusion, and Michael’s playing it off were the funniest thing I have ever seen. I downloaded the episode off of iTunes to be able to show it to everyone I know. Best episode ever!
Dwight: Every day, for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. And every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well, who’s laughing now?
I think everyone was laughing!
Stanley: Three hundred and sixty four days, ’till the next Pretzel Day.
This gets me every time!
I think my favorite part of season 3 is a toss up between “Product Recall” when Kelly was singing “this day is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s. This day is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s.” and “Traveling Salesmen” when Jim & Dwight go on their sales call.
Jim Halpert: After you
Dwight Schrute: No thank you, I never let anyone walk in front of me
Jim Halpert: How come?
Dwight Schrute: 7/10 attacks come from the rear
Jim Halpert: That still leaves 3/10 attacks that could come from the front
Dwight Schrute: But I would block the attack, rendering it-(Jim slaps him)
I still bust out laughing when I see that.
I think the funniest moment of season 3 would have to be when Andy snaps. The whole prank between Jim and Pam, which we hadn’t seen the whole season, and then Andy going crazy and punching a wall because of those two was probably the greatest moment. I can’t wait until Andy goes back to his old ways.
There are SO many funny moments. One of my ALL-TIME favorites was the scene with Harvey, Michael’s “talking computer.” To this day I constantly use the words “yoy,” “long tim,” “lobe yoy,” etc. That scene was just classic.
My funniest moment from Season 3 was from Diwali.
I loved that Pam (bless her) is nice enough to drive Michael home after he tried to kiss her.
But the best line ever is him in the back seat of her car, when he says “These aren’t my shoes.”
I died laughing it was so hilarious. It was the perfect ending to his unfortunately awful day that he would have (after all of that compounded humiliation) grabbed the wrong shoes.
Funniest moment –
Dwight tackling Stanley holding a mug of “poisoned” coffee…
Best Jim/Dwight prank ever!
Like everyone else, I think Jim’s impersonation of Dwight was priceless, an instant classic Office moment. But one I loved that I haven’t seen mentioned (might have missed it) was from “Traveling Salesman,” the first moment that we see Phyllis and Karen after Karen asks why they’re turning into the parking lot of a beauty parlor. Just that one shot of both of them with huge teased hair and tons of makeup, looking SO different from their usual selves, and for me it was totally unexpected, I laughed so hard that it hurt!
Thanks for the DVD giveaways, GMMR, you rock!
The funniest moment of season three…there’s just so many! But I’ll pick the scene where Jim hides Andy’s cell phone in the ceiling. Jiom is trying to hard not to burst out in giggles, but when Andy punches the wall, his face is HORRIFIED. I love it.
I think we broke his brain. :DDD
The funniest moment of season three…there’s just so many! But I’ll pick the scene where Jim hides Andy’s cell phone in the ceiling. Jim is trying to hard not to burst out in giggles, but when Andy punches the wall, his face is HORRIFIED. I love it.
I think we broke his brain. :DDD
When creed is talking about jan’s boob job:
“i find it offensive. i like ’em au naturale baby. swing low sweet chariots.”
I think one of my favorite moments from season 3 is when Jim does his impression of Dwight. I love Dwight’s reaction. “Identity theft is NOT a joke, Jim. Thousands of families suffer every year!” That is just comedy gold.
Although always hysterical, one “laugh out loud” moment that stands out for me is from Safety Training.
“Lord, beer me strength”
Perfect line, perfect delivery. Bliss.
Women’s Appreciation Day
Michael and the gals at the food court discussing roleplaying.
“Jan likes the naughty school girl.”
“That’s a very common one.”
“I’m just not comfortable wearing the skirt.”
Jan is a freak!!!
The funniest moment for me was when Jim & Dwight dressed up as each other!
By far the FUNNIEST Scene was when Andy’s Cellphone was ringing and Jim and Pam had hid it in the ceiling and Andy is asking where the phone is and Jim says “Maybe its in the ceiling!” Then of course Andy gets mad when he can’t find it, and punches the wall. Um what can I say that is the true Comic Gold of the office. Also remember these words…. “Dwight you ignorant SLUT!”
I loved the scene in Safety Day where Dwight’s shunning Andy and asks Jim to relay his messages. “Dwight says that he actually doesn’t know one single fact about bear attacks.” “Okay, no. Jim, tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run!”
WHAT? But there’s so many to choose from!! Okay. I choose the scene where Jim hides Andy’s cell phone in the ceiling. I love it when Jim is trying so hard not to laugh his ass off, but when Andy punches the wall, he’s just horrified. It’s just hysterical.
I think we broke his brain! :DD
I couldn’t stop laughing when Andy falls into the lake during Beach Games–him falling in, Angela “sabotaging” his rescue, Andy floating around in the background during Michael’s talking head, and finally “My name is Andrew Bernard and I’m from a group called Dunder Mifflin.”
The funniest moment of season 3 had to be when Andy fell into the lake in “Beach Games”. Him in a fat sumo outfit, slowly losing his balance, plummiting into the lake was hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing!
My favorite part of season 3 by far was Jim as Dwight and Dwight as Jim. They captured each others mannerisms so well and it was one of the funniest scenes. “What bear is best?” and Dwight trying to look at the camera and make Jim faces. Priceless.
Although all the moments of Season 3 were hilarious, one of my favorites had to be in “Beach Games” when Andy fell into the lake. Him in a fat sumo outfit, slowly losing his balance, plummitting into the lake. It was priceless.
fav season three moment:
Jim: After you sir.
Dwight: No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
Jim: Ok, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I will attack you from the front.
Dwight: Uh, yeah, but it will be easier to stop. I can always block the blow. I can counter it with… [Jim slaps Dwight]
The first five minutes of Gay Witch Hunt. ‘Nuff said.
I still love the time that Jan actually said: “That’s what she said.”
There are a few great lines from this season. Right after Dwight quit and Andy is bothering Jim, Jim says, “I miss Dwight. Congratulations universe. You win.” The look on his face is hilarious. It makes me laugh every time. At the convention when Jim sees Dwight again. “You know when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks that I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key…” It made me laugh so hard. Finally, when Dwight kept shunning and unshunning Andy was amazing.
Simple.
Jan in Cocktails: Why is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying?
I was falling on the floor laughing because that line is something I would have never have expected from Jan but I NEEDED it because it completes me. It shows the true extent of Jan’s fall into Michael land and is hilarious when you understand the characters and the TWSS joke. So perfect.
In Beach Games
Dwight :”Sabotage”
Angela: “What? What are you saying? Did you say “sandwich”?”, Dwight: “No, I was saying that before.”
I love when Jim slaps Dwight in Traveling Salesman. That whole scene with Dwight in the car, at the door, even in the man’s office during the sales call always makes me laugh.
Favorite Scene: Jim as Dwight
“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
I loved that during S3 they showed more of the inner-workings of Creed. In saying that I could Not stop laughing during “Women’s Appreciation” when he said, “The guy was just hanging brain. What’s wrong with that? If that’s flashing, then lock me up.” It was just SO Creed! Hilarious!
andy floating away in beach games! michael asking where he is and you see him floating in the background.
One of the moments that stands out for me that still makes me chuckle to think about it is the scene in Dwight’s barn during Initiation. When Mose comes out wearing the shirt that says “fear” he’s so earnest and willing and it’s such a bizarre situation. Dwight can’t understand why Ryan won’t get in the coffin and that makes me laugh harder. The cap on the whole thing is when Dwight is trying to lure Ryan back into the care with the basket of eggs and something Mose whittled. The fertility goddess is hysterical!
And Stanley to Ryan, “you just stood there saying hi”. “Hi, hi, hi, hi.” Classic
I have watched the moment from Benihana Xmas after Carol has broken up with Michael and he keeps playing the free 30 second blip from James Blunt’s “Goodbye My Lover” over and over again and doesnt want to pay for the whole song. The expression on his face make me wet my pants every time!!!
The funniest sequence, for me at least, is Pam and Jim putting Andy’s phone in the ceiling. “Maybe its in the ceiling…. MAYBE YOU’RE IN THE CEILING!” hahah so great… Andy punching the whole in the wall, Jim’s reaction to that, and Andy asking Pam if she needed anything in the break room. Everyone’s reactions were fantastic and hysterical. So good!
Dwight fake sobbing about Jim being gone and missing him so much. I die watching it everytime!
When Stanley said that the ratio of Stanley nickels to Shrute bucks was the same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. Hahaha.
I think the funniest moment from Season 3 was the scene where Jim imitated Dwight and — although it was at the end of the episode, it should still be included — when Dwight imitated Jim.
I’m fond of quoting “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.” But Dwight’s impersonation will always be my favorite because of his brilliant Jim!face and his “mumble mumble little comment.” xD
My favorite moment was when Jim said “Congratulations universe. You win, I miss Dwight”. I loved that!! You would think that Jim would never admit to miss Dwight but he did, and it had me laughing for a long time.
I don’t think I could possibly pick something that hasn’t already said – I just wanted to thank everyone for making me laugh out loud here at my desk! Good luck choosing a winner GMMR!
There were soo many moments and lines, but I loved when Phyllis and Karen went and got those ridiculous hairstyles and their makeup done, and it turned out they looked just like the late wife of their customer. Classic!! (and the look on Karen’s face when Phyllis tells Karen she can pay her back later!)
My absolutely favorite part of season 3 is “Beach Games” when Jim names his team Voldemort and you can tell Dwight is just completely mortified that Jim would even suggest that.
Dwight: He who must not be named? I wouldn’t do that.
Jim: Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort …
At the “vol-de-mort,” I crack up every time.
There were soo many moments and lines, but I loved when Jim and Dwight impersonated each other. Dwight as Jim was possibly the best moment of the whole season!!
There were soo many moments and lines, but I loved when Jim and Dwight impersonated each other. Dwight as Jim was possibly the best moment of the whole season!!
Also Phyllis and Karen dressing up as the late wife of their customer in Travelling Salesman- hilarious!!
Michael: Come on guys! Early worm gets the…worm.
Jim: Another worm? Like are they friends?
Dwight: That’s early bird gets the worm.
The best moment and for me the most unforgettable moment was in The Return when Andy freaks out about his missing phone and punches the wall.
“Fine. I’ll just sit at my desk and be quiet. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. [Andy’s phone rings] Excuse me. And I’m also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it’s funny to steal someone’s personal property and hide it from them. Here’s a little newsflash! It’s not funny! In fact, it’s pretty freakin’ unfunny! Oh, my GOD. [punches a hole in the wall] That… was an overreaction. Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? Pam, you good?”
Durring his little freak out, the best part is after he punches the wall and the camera zooms to Jim and he has a look of shock on his face as he hangs up the phone…best moment EVER!!!!!!!
By far my favorite moment, and the scene that never fails to make me lose my breath due to laughter, is from “Women’s Appreciation.” Michael finds out about the flasher, then proceeds to imitate a flasher by replacing a certain male body part with his finger pointing through his unzipped pants. He closes his jacket, then with all of his Michael Scott glory, opens it up to “expose” himself and sticks his tongue out and makes the weirdest “blaaaah” noise I’ve ever heard. Then Toby walks in, at which point Michael’s finger goes limp, complete with a noise to punctuate his distaste. It caused the perfect balance of cringe and hilarity, and I absolutely can’t wait to see it again tonight!!
The scene in Product Recall where Andy and Jim are driving to the school and Andy starts telling Jim to “beer him” stuff like his water and CD, and Andy told Jim it got a laugh about a quarter of the time. And what really made it the funniest scene was when Jim said, “Lord, beer me strength.”
the best part of season 3 by far was Jim & Pam pranking Andy w/ his cellphone, imo. I srsly rolled off my chair on the floor and couldnt stop laughing for about 5 minutes.
heck, any jam prank is good, haha.
My favorite moment by far was the episode where Jim talks about stealing some of Dwight’s letter head stationary and faxing him warnings. It is great because Dwight was actually stupid enough to beleive that it was Future Dwight warning him that the coffee would be poisoned.
“Dwight, at 8 a.m. today someone poisons the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordually, Future Dwight.”
The look on Dwight’s face when he reads that and sees Stanley go to drink coffee is priceless! I could only imagine what Stanley was thinking when Dwight cames screaming “NNNNNOOOOOOOO” up to him as he slpas the coffee out of his hands and it hits the floor. If looks could kill, Dwight would be dead! And all Dwight can say is “You’ll thank me later.” Classic.
Hands down, faxes from future Dwight and Rainn’s running tackle of Stanley ending with “you’ll thank me later”. It kills me every single time.
Long live The Office.
Michael throwing the watermelon on Stanley’s car was definitely the funniest moment for me.
I have to say the funniest moment of season three for me was the scene where Michael tries to become Prison Mike (one of his many entertaining alter-egos, though we have only seen him once so far. I’d like to see him more personally), and he tries to scare the office (straight =P) into realizing that the office is a way better place than the prison, without realizing that they already do. Just his whole Boston-ish accent is great and the choice of words. My favourite quote from that scene is this one:
Dwight: Prison Mike, what’s the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: (under her breath) Don’t encourage him, don’t…
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the… was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they’d come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors… like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No… Not Harry Potter
Just, I’m a huge Harry Potter and Office fan, so the culmination of these two things was just too much for me. I had to burst out laughing.
I don’t know which one I found funnier, the fact that Michael actually may read “Harry Potter” or that he may actually be culturally in tune, or the possibility that Dwight might have rambled on to Michael about Harry Potter and Michael may have actually listened.
Wow, long comment. =/
One of the funniest moments during Season 3 of the Office, has to be the bat episode. Everyone’s reactions are just priceless, especially when the bat goes loose in the office and everyone starts going crazy! Angela’s line about poop raining from the ceiling stands out like no other!
Can’t wait for Season 4 of the office.
The entire Jim/Dwight storyline from “Traveling Salesmen” was golden. “Leave the keys.” “You still do that thing?” “*Leave the keys.*” And of course, Jim’s photo of young!Jim and young!Dwight and his whole speech: “Ah, young Jim. There are so many things I need to warn you about and yet, tragically, I cannot.” Cannot be beat.
pretzel day
booooooooooooo
hahha
definitely my favourite moment
Hmm… thats a toughy. I loved the part during “Cocktails” where Jan was dragging Michael into the bathroom and Michael said “Why are we going in the bathroom? I thought this was where you like your privacy.” That whole scene, combined with Michael telling Jan in the car that he wanted “ketchup fights” made for a great episode (oh and also when he said that he left the casserole in a hot car all day).
Beach Games episode…the look on Jim’s face after Stanley aggressively charges him during their sumo wrestling match. Watching Jim hippity-hop away gets me every time!
The funniest moment for me was when Dwight came into the office dressed as Jim. I didn’t think the cold open for that episode with Jim as Dwight could be beaten, but I was wrong.
Absolutely the funniest bit from last season to me was Jim impersonating Dwight and Dwight impersonating Jim.
Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that’s a grand total of… [Jim calculates the total on his calculator-watch] eleven dollars.
Later on….
Dwight: Dwight: Ah-luh-luh, a little comment. Muh.
I really love this show and those scenes were perfection.
There are so many hilarious Season 3 moments to pick from, but I think my favorite was Ryan’s “Mexican” lemonade, just because it caught me by surprise. 🙂
My favorite moment was in “Beach Games” when Andy was floating down the river in his sumo wrestling outfit. I think I probably laughed for about 10 minutes after I saw that. And I had to try to hold in laughter really hard the next day during classes b/c that image always popped into my head. It kills me every time I think about it.
Hands down.
Stanley.
The bat.
“Gooooodbye.”
Gets me every time 🙂
Jim pretending to search for gaydar on the Sharper Image and Brookstone Web sites. I knew the season was off to a great start then.
My favorite moment of last season was the brilliant cold open and tag of Jim dressing as Dwight and Dwight dressing up as Jim. A snippet:
Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that’s a grand total of… [Jim calculates the total on his calculator-watch] eleven dollars.
John Krasinski is just so funny, especially “Bears.Beets.Battlestar Galactica.”
Then…
Dwight: Ah-luh-luh, a little comment. Muh.
I just love this show and the interactions between Jim and Dwight sare priceless as well as just classic Office. I’m so obssessed with the whole last season, but those moments were something I have been waiting for.
Stanley’s face when he sees the watermelon on his car.
Women’s Appreciation
Pam: I’m kind of in between boyfriends right now. So I don’t need anything sexy. But I do need some new hand towels, I figure I could cut up this robe.
Pam: You know, I changed a tire today. All by myself. This bathrobe’s already coming in handy.
the moment where she mops her brow with her new robe/towels totally won me over. I would NEVER call her Pammy. I can’t wait for Jim and Pam to be together (please?please?), but I’m really glad Pam has gotten to stand on her own first!
The funniest moment from Season 3:
“Product Recall”
Michael: No, no, I need two men on this. That’s what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME!
The scene I found the funniest from the third season would have to be the face Jim makes after seeing Dwight and Angela making out in the office. His face is just priceless, and I enjoy this scene with my sisters (and we rewind the DVR just to see his reaction that extra time). Although this “scene” doesn’t have any dialog, it is still, in my opinion, one of the funniest parts of the third season.
hands down:
Michael: “You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.”
I was watching that with my sister and we did not stop laughing for an entire half an hour. Michael Scott = politically incorrect brilliance.
The funniest moment of the season for me was probably one of the most immature and it was one word… uttered by Harvey the robot – “BOOBS”!
I could not even begin to tell you why this moment cracked me up so much but for months after it aired me and my best friend would just say “boobs” randomly in the middle of a conversation and die laughing.
(No, I’m not 12)
My all time favorite moment of The Office Season 3 would have to be Pam’s run across the hot coals and her bold speech to Jim and everyone else in the circle during Beach Day. I love the power and emotion behind her words and I feel Jenna Fischer should win an Emmy for that performance.
Pam said everything we have been dying for her to say all season. It was the most satisfying scene in season 3.
What I’m trying to say to you and everyone else in the circle, I guess is that this scene was my favorite. Just you, not everyone else in the circle.
When Jim walks into the office pretending to be Dwight….hilarious, i was on the floor
so many other funny moments its hard to pick just one
The funniest moment for me was the dwight/jim switch! They were both so deadpan and straight on with their imperssionations of each other!
I love when Andy, Jim and Karen are working late and Andy says 1, 2, 3 shot and Andy & Jim drink and Karen pours her drink into the garbage but makes a face when Jim turnes around and says, “Holy mother of G-d”. That always cracks me up.
I also love the cold open with Jim giving Dwight the Altoides every time he reboots his computer.
Mt all-time favorite quote from season 3 was from “the negotiation”. I loved when Michael says “It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed. And then Darryl made me feel bad for not making any money. And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby. And then your assistant was all young and hot.” I was laughing so hard my downstairs neighbors came up to see if I was okay…
My all time favorite scene from season 3 is Pam’s triumphant running across the coals and her bold speech to Jim. I love the power and emotion in her voice and words. Jenna Fischer should win an Emmy for that performance.
It was a statisfying scene after the tension and awkwardness of the season. She said everything I had been hoping she would say for months!
I guess what I’m trying to say to you, and everyone else in the circle, is that this scene was my favorite from season 3. Just you, not everyone else in the circle.
Angela: Under no circumstances should a man take off his clothes in this office!
Meredith: SHUT UP ANGELA!!
the funniest scene . . . there’s so many – you gotta love Jim-as-Dwight and Dwight-as-Jim, for one – but my current favorite is the entire Call of Duty subplot. I’m not a Karen fan, but her talking head (you know which one) is delightful. And Andy? “I’m going to kill you for real. This game, the game is over. I’m really going to shoot you.” Yeaaaaaah. Priceless.
My all-time favorite quote was from “The Negotiation”. Michael tells Jan, “It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed. And then Darryl made me feel bad for not making any money. And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby. And then your assistant was all young and hot.” I laughed so hard, for soo long.
The funniest scene for me was at the end of “A Benihana Christmas” when Dwight got the message to destroy his phone and threw it off of the roof while waiting for the CIA helicopter. Really, that whole prank was awesome, but the end just made it perfect.
My all-time favorite quote was from “The Negotiation”. Michael tells Jan, “It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed.” I laughed so hard, for soo long.
The funniest thing this season wass when pam and jim hid andy’s cell phone in the ceiling.
When Dwight made Jim walk into the sales call in “Traveling Salesman” before him because most attacks come from behind, and Jim slaps him.
The single funniest moment was when Jim came in dressed as dwight and totally freaked dwight out.
The absolute best episode is when Jim puts Andy’s cell phone in the ceiling and then continuously calls him all day. It leads to Andy punching the wall and then Pam saying to Jim “I think we broke his brain”
When Jim walks in on Angela lying on Dwight’s hotel room bed and thinks Dwight ordered a hooker.
I know this isn’t original but my favorite scene is when jim comes in as dwight. That actually had me crying, I was laughing so hard. But other great moments are when jim pretends to be bitten by the bat and when he gives dwight the message from the future. Any jim-dwight interaction, really.
For some reason, I always crack up in the end of “Cocktails” when Dwight leans forward and says, “Don’t break up, you guys. You’re great together.” Just him emerging from the darkness and saying something oh-so-seriously. (Rainn Wilson, you are aces.)
For me, it has to be the scene in Back From Vacation where Dwight is consoling Pam. It was such a seemingly heartfelt moment until he asked if she had PMS. The shock of the joke just had me in hysterics 🙂
The part in Phyllis’s wedding when Michael is walking down the aisle pulling the wheelchair and it’s like making so much noise. That was a fabulous episode, and a priceless moment.
I loved Jim dressing up as Dwight and punching in the total cost of the outfit in his watch calculator. And then Dwight returning as Jim and Pam telling him he looks cute. The whole imitating each other had me basically crying.
By far my favourite moment from Season 3 was when Jim pretended to be bitten by the bat. Dwight’s reaction to Jim’s “transformation” had me in stitches. Especially when Jim went to leave the office and popped up his collar because of the overwhelming brightness. Notable runner-up…Jim’s reaction to when he thought he had caught a hooker in Dwight’s room in the episode “The Coup”.
My favorite part in season three is when Dwight is conforting Pam when she is crying. Dwight was being all sincere and then he goes, “you must be pmsing really bad.” But he was trying to relate, and he gets male brownie points.
The funniest moment of season 3 i think is in “Beach Games” when Andy is in the sumo wrestling suit and falls in the water and floats away trying to get Angela’s help. I never laughed so hard in my life lol. i cant wait til season 4!
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My favorite is when Jim is impersonating Dwight and he says “Bears, Beets, Batlestar Gallactica”. I LOVED it!
Hmm… “single favorite moment of season 3” is kind of tough.
While I think Andy is seriously hilarious throughout “Gay Witch Hunt,” my absolute hands-down favorite moment is after Jim places Andy’s calculator in jello while at Stamford. Andy totally flips the freak out and yells, “I need to know who put my calculator in Jell-o, or I’m going to lose my freaking mind!” But the best part, which quickly shows the true quality of Andy’s character almost immediately? He kicks a trashcan across the room. FANTASTIC.
It was amazing when Andy was in the giant sumo costume and was floating in the river, asking Angela for help and she pretended not to hear him. Then went, “Goodbye Andy!”
Favorite moment of season 3 (and Jim’s best Dwight prank ever)-
Jim: From time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. “Dwight, at 8am today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, future Dwight.”
Jim, “False. Black bears. Black bears eat beats. Black bears beat Battle Star Galactaca.”
Dwight, “Wait. What is going on here?!”
THe toast by Michael at Phyliss’s wedding maybe one of the funniest moments in tv history
My all time favorite scene from season 3 is Pam’s triumphant running across the coals and her bold speech to Jim. I love the power and emotion in her voice and words. Jenna Fischer should win an Emmy for that performance.
It was a satisfying scene after the tension and awkwardness of the season. She said everything I had been hoping she would say for months!
I guess what I’m trying to say to you, and everyone else in the circle, is that this scene was my favorite from season 3.
Just you, not everyone else in the circle.
Poor Toby always has the saddest moments, but in “Phyllis’ Wedding” when Toby had the great girlfriend and right after she caught the bouquet and it cut to Toby pumping his fist and smiling “Toby!”? The only thing sad about that was knowing that next week he’d be stuck in the corner again, fretting over that damned bouquet.
The funniest moment for me was from The Negotiation: Michael’s wearing a woman’s suit and tells Jan he’s had a bad day. When asked why, he says, “I accidentally cross-dressed.” Pure genius, because that’s Michael’s character in a proverbial nutshell–he’s clueless and (unintentionally) hilarious at the same time.
Okay, the ABSOLUTE funniest moment of the season can be summed up in one word:
Dwight looks into the mirror to see the flasher….and realizes he has been tricked!
“PAM!!!”
(from Women’s Appreciation)
That scene–there are no words–it was too perfect!
Definitely the in Women’s Appreciation,
Dwight: …Pam. You can draw, kind of. Why don’t you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community?
Pam: Phallus?
Dwight: Phyllis, sorry. I’ve got penises on the brain. Back to work, everybody.
I absolutely LOVED the scenes in “Beach Games” with the sumo wrestling costume! Jim’s look when Stanley charges after him is priceless, and I can’t even stop laughing when I just think about Andy falling into the water (and Angela’s “help”).
Too many favorites to list, but one that comes to mind is from Ben Franklin.
Michael Scott: Guys! Beef: it’s what’s for dinner! Who wants some man meat?
Dwight Schrute: I do! I want some man meat!
Jim Halpert: Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
Michael Scott: Well then, my man meat he shall have.
Man Meat!
Pretty much the whole “Product Recall” episode. I loved when Kelly was training on how to do customer service. But the whole episode was hilarious.
Too Many Favorites to list. One of my favorites I haven’t seen in the 400+ posts (maybe it is here, but I haven’t checked all of them) is Man Meat!
Michael Scott: Guys! Beef: it’s what’s for dinner! Who wants some man meat?
Dwight Schrute: I do! I want some man meat!
Jim Halpert: Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
Michael Scott: Well then, my man meat he shall have.
This was just WAY too funny! And Michael was using the same grill that was used on his foot from Season 2. Classic!
Definitely “Future Dwight”!
Well, I’m kind of a nerd… Ok, I’m VERY NERD, and time traveling plots in my favorite tv show ever it’s more than I can handle!
Plus, it was one of the most smart things that I saw in television lately.
My favorite moment from season 3 is definitely from branch closing when Michael and Dwight think that standing outside the CFO’s (not his initials) house stopped the Scranton branch from closing.
Michael: How did we do it?
Dwight: I don’t … have no idea.
Michael: I don’t understand.
For me, the hands down funniest moment was when Jim & Pam put Andy’s phone in the ceiling. Not only did we get to see the two of them finally reconnect in Scranton, we got to see Andy is full-on crazy mode, previously only hinted at. I can’t hear Rockin Robin without cracking up now.
Bears….Beets….Battlestar Galactica
Hands down the funniest moment of Season 3! Jim channeling Dwight was so right on that it was scary.
My favorite moment was from “Gay Witch Hunt” I had just started getting interested in The Office and this line got me hooked. Probably no one else would have this but it’s when we learn Pam and Roy didn’t get married and they go to a talking head of Stanley and he says “I got them a toaster. The called off the wedding and gave back the toaster. I tried to return the toaster and the store told me they didn’t make that brand of toaster anymore. So now I have two toasters.” LMAO :p
My favorite scene was when Dwight was “crying” over missing Jim.
well, I just got hooked on the office this season, and now i’m obsessed!! my favorite BY FAR was from the second episode I ever saw, and the first one I loved…Thc Convict. The whole prison mike thing…AMAZING! I also loved when andy sang to pam at the end–i sing it to myself or to one of my friends if we’re feeling down!
Funniest Moment:
It is just a throw away moment but I love in Saftey Training when Dwight is trying to get everyone to go out to the parking lot and Ryan asks “Would I be comfortable in a long-sleeve-tee?”
Picking just one scene is incredibly hard, but I’ll pick the one talking head that left me literally in TEARS even after multiple viewings:
“Dwight has a big personality and I have a big personality. And sometimes, when you put two of those personalities together… it can be explosive.”
-Phyllis Lapin Vance
Bears…Beats…Battlestar Galactica
Hands down the funniest moment of Season 3! Jim channeling Dwight is so right on that it’s scary!!!
The funniest part that that popped into my mind was when Andy walked back into the office fresh from anger managment and got sprayed in the face by Dwight..I laugh outloud every single time.
without a doubt, it was dwight attacking roy with the pepper spray. i seriously almost fell off my couch, i was laughing so hard.
angela buying clothes at the american girls store in the mall is a close second, though. (=
Hard to pick, but I’ll go with Andy floating away from the beach games while wearing the sumo suit.
just off the top of my head
because its so hard to choose just one..
the exchange between dwight and andy in the elevator:
Dwight: [coughs sentence] You’re the idiot!
Andy: [coughs sentence] Nice comeback!
Dwight: [coughs sentence] I was making fun of your comeback! That’s why it worked. [talks normally to camera] Totally got the best of that interchange.
Funniest moment was when Pam drew Dwight and Dwight put the posters up everywhere
I have a lot of favorite parts of season three, but one of my favorites was pretty subtle, yet very hilarious: when Phyllis threw the bouquet and Ryan jumped to push it out of Kelly’s hands.
well, I just got hooked on the office this season, and now i’m obsessed!! my favorite BY FAR was from the second episode I ever saw, and the first one I loved…Thc Convict. The whole prison mike thing…AMAZING! I also loved when andy sang to pam at the end!
The funniest scene for me was Dwight impersonating Jim, and to tie-in Jim impersonating Dwight. I don’t know how anyone kept a straight face when they were shooting those.
funniest line of the season was by michael in “beach games”
“if you don’t like it stanley you can go to the back of the bus”
The best scene was Dwight impersonating Jim – with his flippy hair and hilarious head movements. Even my coworkers, who aren’t fans of the show, loved it.
For me the one scene that had me in hysterics, was when Micheal turned into Prison Mike in “The Convict”. I thought it was hillarious and Steve Carrell just kills it in that scene. Also, the reaction shots from the cast are priceless (especially the one where Johk K is clearly breaking).
What’s the worst thing about prison, Prison Mike?
The Dementors!
I actually spit my drink!
Your dentist’s name is Crentist?
Love it.
The best moment is when Roy and Pam are arguing at the bar. Roy is getting angry and throws an ashtray. Roy’s brother, drunk, joins in and starts throwing things, yelling, “Jet skis!!”
!t’s next to impossible to choose just one! But Michael not being able to tell the difference between the waitresses and marking his date with a permanent marker was one of my favorites. Hilarious!
I am an accountant. So my favorite scene, the one I relate to, is in Product Recall when Kelly gets the job of training the accountants to answer customer service calls.
Kelly says: “Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is because you’re not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers! So give yourselves a round of applause.”
Oscar replies: “I wonder how many phone calls you’re missing while you’re teaching us to answer calls.”
I can totally relate to this! Cracks me up every time.
The best moment of season three was when Ryan looks at the camera while saying “my cousin, mufasa.”
One of my favorite moments from this season:
Michael: Okay, coed naked strippers in this office. For realsies.
Angela: Under no circumstance should a man strip off his clothes in this office.
Meredith: SHUT UP, ANGELA!
The funniest moment is from ABC when Michael couldn’t tell which waitress was his “girlfriend”, so he marked on her arm with a permanent marker. Hilarious!!!
I was going to say seeing Andy floating around in the water in the sumo suit, as that had me laughing pretty hard, but I’m going to have to go with The Negotiation and Michael wearing the woman’s suit. Between Darrell’s “Are you wearing ladies clothes?” to Michael’s “This suit is mysterious, the buttons are on the wrong side” I almost hyperventilated from laughing so hard every time I watched it, which was at least 5 times.
“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
that is my favorite moment in all of season 3, I think.
Wow! Very tough to come up with only one. I’ll have to go with… Future Dwight faxing Present Day Dwight, who rushes over to save Stanley from poisoned coffee! Dawesome opener!
“Michael, don’t jump. You are going to be terribly, terribly injured.”
Very, very tough decision but I’ll go with … Future Dwight faxing Present Day Dwight, who rushes over to save Stanley from his poisoned coffee. Dawesome opener!
When Michael accidentally cross-dress in The Negotiation. The scene when the Office notices is hilarious.
lazy scranton, nuff said
First off, how on earth could you possibley pick just ONE moment?! that’s utterly impossible if you are a true Office fan. One of the funniest moments has to be when Jim is in the Stanford branch and he puts Andy’s calculator in jello.
Jim’s face is fricken priceless when Andy starts asking “who put my calculator in jello”…”Seriously.. who did it?”
then BAM!
Andy freaks out and kicks the trash can screaming “I need to know who put my calculator in jello or im going to lose my fricken mind” -cut to Jim’s face- going right to the computer, then looking into the camera shaking his head, as to not let andy know it was him. Genius.
Don’t worry Jim, we wont tell. 🙂
The funniest scene in season three was Prison Mike making kissing noises at Ryan. “Don’t drop the soap! Don’t drop the soap!”
The single funniest moment of Season 3 for me is when Jim, after throwing Andy’s cell phone into the ceiling, keeps calling it until Andy freaks out and punches the wall. The look on Jim’s face is priceless when he immediately hangs up the phone and looks at the camera and then turns away. Classic!
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.
In “Phyllis’ Wedding,” after Phyllis walks down the aisle with her father, and upstages Michael. When he turns to the camera and says “This is bull****” I just lose it! The bleep, the delivery, perfect!
I would have to say that the funniest moments of the Office for me are often the characters struggling against themselves and against what we expect of them as viewers (a very boring way to describe what makes something funny, eh?)…
My runner-up moment is Michael in Product Recall – “No, I need two men on this — that’s what she said — no time! — but she did… — no time!”
And my winner is Dwight in Back from Vacation: “You’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?”
Okay, so this isn’t exactly original, but the moment where Dwight looks into the camera when he’s pretending to be Jim. Yeah, okay so the whole thing is hilarious, but he’s looking into the camera and you obviously tell he’s barely able to SEE the camera (and he totally looks for it for a second, if I recall correctly). Rainn sold that moment for me, and that’s when Dwight shot up about a million points in my book, which is saying alot.
When Dwight imitates Jim and vice versa. Jim’s impression is so perfect that it’s just hilarious!
When Pam changes the tire because Micheal can’t in Women’s Appreciation day. Way to work it girl!!!!
The funniest moment was when Jim and Pam hid Andy’s cell phone in the ceiling and he totally flipped out
I was on the floor for all of women’s appreciation but the single funniest moment of the entire show was when dwight says “Now I know what you’re thinking, won’t that just shed more light on the penises?”
Definitely Jim as Dwight and Dwight as Jim. It was one of the best moments of the whole series so far because John and Rainn are so in tune with each other’s characters’ quirks.
The whole beach games episode was full of so many great moments. The whole Jim and Pam scene of course, but I think my favorite moment was when Andy was floating away in his sumo wrestler suit. You’ll never see that image again
Vampire!Jim was the best thing ever! It made laugh, cry, and bond with my family.
The sumo wrestling in Beach Games was very funny.
For some reason, I love the look on Karen’s face in Traveling Salesmen after her and Phyllis got a “make over”! Jim’s reaction was great too!
Probably when Jim was singing Love Fool to annoy Karen who has the squeaky chair. And then Andy following up the song.
The funniest moment for me was Angela’s line from “Women’s Appreciation Day”:
“Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy. So I’m forced to go to the American Girl store. And order clothes for large colonial dolls.”
“Dwight got a hooker. Dwight got a HOOKER!” I have never laughed harder in my life. It was one of the all-time great Jim lines of the entire show. The look on JK’s face was hilarious.
The funniest moment for me during season 3 was cold open of Jim imitating Dwight. During that 3 minuets or so of the scene, I couldn’t hardly breathe. Just thinking of it now makes me crack up. There was just something so simple to it that made it so hilarious. Perhaps it’s because the act of immitating someone is so immature, but brought to that level of a proffesional workplace and of course two great conflicting characters was just so over the top. Immediately after watching the episode I tivoed that one scene at least 4 times. I guess I’m just a sucker for any type of Jim/Dwight hybrid.
My favorite scene is definitely Jim, Andy and Josh in the Stamford office conference room talking strategy about Call of Duty and Andy says to Jim “I’ll shoot you in real” and Jim has the most priceless look on his face.
Jim as Dwight, and then Dwight as Jim….awesomely symmetrical cold open and end to an episode.
Jim as Dwight, and then Dwight as Jim….awesomely symmetrical cold open and end to an episode. Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica.
omg there were so many hysterical moments this season. its hard to pick just one. the one that really gets me everytime i think about it is when jim throws andys phone into the ceiling. everything from the secret hand-off, to throwing it from the next room, to torturing andy by continuously calling it. one of my favorite jim pranks…
The funniest moment was when Jim climbed up and threw Andy’s cell phone into the ceiling. The noise it made when it landed above his head and the fact that NO ONE said anything made me laugh so damn hard!
I absolutely have to pick a Dwight moment from S3. In “Cocktails” Dwight is sitting in the rocking chair in the kid’s bedroom and when the kid wakes up Dwight just says, “Oh good, you’re up.” Dawesome. Hysterical. He is so relentlessly Dwight!
The funniest moment was when Jim climbed up and threw Andy’s cell phone into the ceiling. The noise it made when it landed above his head and the fact that NO ONE said anything made me laugh so damn hard! Oh… and the fact that Andy called Jim “Large Tuna” instead of “Big Tuna”.
Michael telling Jan he had a bad day because he accidentally cross-dressed might be the funniest line ever. The exasperation in his voice is so great.
Four words: Beets. Bears. Battlestar Gallactica. I loved that scene where Jim came in dressed as Dwight, and the emphasis Jim placed on the B’s was great!
My favorite funny moment was in Traveling Salesman when Jim tries to hold the door open for Dwight and Dwight tells him he never lets anyone walk behind him because 7 out of 10 attacks come from behind, which leaves Jim in the 30% category to attack him from the front with a *slap*! I rewatched that scene about 20 times, it still makes me laugh.
I was literally rolling on the floor laughing at the end of Women’s Appreciation when Michale breaks up with Jan on her answering machine, which she listens to in his office, with him watching. Not only did it advance plot, it was perfect comedic timing by Steve Carrell.
“What’s the scariest thing about prison, Prison Mike?”
“The dementors.”
Gets me every time.
My favorite Season 3 moment was Michael’s “Prison Mike” bit. I was sad to see it get cut down so low on the Survivor list, because it was the one episode that was written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. Now, I know, the U.S.’s version wants to be different, and it was, but I thought that that episode was so perfectly unique, and yet it had jokes that combined both countries, to create a laugh and a humor that I had yet to experience. You can’t count how many times I kept rewinding and rewinding to watch his monologue!
The best moment of season three is without a doubt the opening segment where Jim enters as Dwight. Dwight’s realization to what’s happening and his reaction is priceless. John does an awesome job “imitating” Rainn’s character.
Jim as a vampire!
The whole exchange between Kelly and Ryan in “The Negotiation” from the milkshake spill argument at the fair that Ryan laughed at to Kelly announcing that Ryan calls her in the middle of the night because he thinks a murderer is in his apartment, and everything in between.
My favorite scene is at the end of “Product Recall” when Dwight dresses up as Jim and tries to do the “Jim face.” This was especially funny because the previews for the episode showed Jim doing his Dwight impression, so I thought the joke was spoiled when I tuned in. I was so glad that there was a part two to the joke and I laughed so hard!
Jim impersonating Dwight and says “Bears, Beets, Batlestar Gallactica”. 🙂
The episode where dwight lies to michael about trying to get his job and lies about it. No one’s said that yet but it’s hilarious!
For me the line Creed said when making a comment about Jan’s “boob enhancement”…
“Swing Low, Sweet Chariot”
LOL
Mindy
This is my first post..thanks for letting us know about this DVD giveaway on the myspace site also.
Daryl to Michael (after the unfortunate cross-dressing incident) “You look like Hilary Clinton!”
“I’m gonna kill Jim Halpert.” Oh, the drama!!!
In The Job when Dwight told Stanly about his Schrute Buck and Stanley says “I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.” That whole part was the best part of the Office ever
Dwight placing the bag over the bat- and Meredith’s head!
I loved in Diwali where Michael tried to kiss Pam…the way he just started to lean over in a moment of pure patheticness was great. She was great in taking control of the situation and making him sit in the back.
Oh – I couldn’t think of one that hadn’t been said earlier so I forfeited my turn (post 396) but I SWEAR I was just going to post the one you included in your update! I was watching Travelling Salesman/The Return (the combined version from my DVR) and when that scene popped up I couldn’t believe no one had included it. Absolutely ‘dawesome’!
the Dwight/Jim switcheroo!
Dwight Schrute: You know what, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you.
[Jim places bobblehead on desk]
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
The moment I laughed the most this past season is when Dwight trapped the bat with the garbage bag over Meredith’s head. I had tears running down my face from laughing so hard.
Angela dropping to the ground in Business School is HIGHlarious! laughing just thinking about it 🙂
Notes from Future Dwight and the C.I.A. Dwight was my favourite this year. But nothing compares to Andy floating in a sumo suit in Beach Day with Angela playing clueless… lol
It has to be Jim impersonating Dwight and vice versa. Hilarious
It only takes 3 words from Season 3 to send me into a fit of giggles:
‘I schruted it.’
The Return.
When Ryan writes the tilde to make the lemonade Mexican and then shrugs at the camera.
I laughed so hard. Alone. In my apartment. I was all by myself laughing AND clapping. Now that’s comedy!
Probably the funniets moment this season would have to be from the cocktails episode where just finished signing the love contract with Michael she is addressing the camera when they ask her:
“Why is this so hard?”
She replies, “That’s what she said. Oh my god!… What am I saying?”
Shows a turing point in her character and Michael long term affect on her. And one of the gretest placements of the show’s tag line EVER!!!
The scene (well, one of them) that made me laugh out loud was when Jim threw Andy’s phone in the ceiling and the calls made to the phone. TOO FUNNY!
The scene that made me bust a gut was when Jim and Pam threw Andy’s phone in the ceiling. Too funny!
The single funniest scene for me was the cold open with Jim being dwight. “Bears, beets, battlestar galatica”.
hands down jim being dwight
One of my favourite moments was when Michael and Carol broke up and Michael was on the computer singing the 30 seconds-James Blunt song
My favorite moment was from Initiation. At the beet farm:
Dwight Schrute: Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.
Ryan Howard: I don’t think you realize what you’re saying.
I laughed so hard.
angela’s stop, drop, and roll when the bat gets loose in “business school.” i think angela kinsey is the bee’s knees, which translates into a deep affection for angela martin, which increases my glee at seeing her in emergency mode.
this is followed closely by dwight explaining to cindy, the benihana waitress, how to properly butcher a goose. “have a bucket there, for the blood… and the innards… and the feathers.”
Gotta go with the ever popular, classic “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica” moment.
Tied with:
Pretty much anything Creed did, including “paying for the privilege” to go #2 in the Women’s Bathroom. Hysterical!
In ‘Safety Training’ When Michael called Dwight an ignorant slut!
Also [In the same episode] when Dwight said: When you land, try and land like an eight-year old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.
In The Convict when Dwight had money stashed in his back pocket and was trying to see if Martin would take it!
Hands down, when Jim slaps Dwight. His reaction is just too great.
LOVE this whole debate with Jim and Dwight…
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I’ll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You’re not the manager? Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I’m the owner. The co-owner. With Satan.
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: Yeah, but I haven’t told you my salary yet.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.
As much as I love “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.”, I’m gonna have to go with Creed’s version of the facts in The Negotiation:
“I remember it was very late at night, like 11, 11:30. Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels. Then Schrute grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter–“
I completely loose it evey time I watch the magic trick scene from the cold open of Cocktails.
BUT the part that gets my crying, is simply the six times he repeats the word “magic” as he arises from the desk. But to be even more specific, the 5th and 6th time when he whispers it ever so softly and looks at the camera is just the most subtle dose of hilariousness. I love it 🙂
Prison Mike doing his rendition of Scared Straight. Hilarious!
This is really Pam’s season, and I think one of my favorite moments is in “Women’s Appreciation” when she’s talking about what would have happened if someone had flashed her when she was with Roy.
“There aren’t a lot of moments I miss Roy. But I wish someone had flashed me when we were together. That would have been the ass-kicking of the year! Especially if it had been Jim, because Roy wouldn’t have wanted me to see Jim’s – Oh, I am saying a lot of things.”
hee It’s just priceless, and an expression of Pam’s “secret” desire to be with Jim, plus the Fancy New Beesly-ness of it all is just adorable. There are so many moments in this season, but that one just makes me giggle at her delivery.
Season 3 is awesome!! I loved Pam and Ryan using movies to tell their “personal” experiences with death. Also Michael’s comment “Do you think this is a game?” is just the set up for a great Phyllis line “Well, there is a ball.”
Awesomness!!
My favourite Office moment this season was probably when Ryan described the death of his cousin, Mufasa, during their African safari. 🙂
“Hey Darryl, how’s it hanging?” Best line delivery ever.
Although it’s a tough choice, I would have to go with Jim and Pam hiding Andy’s cellphone in The Return. From “Maybe it’s in the ceilling”/ “Maybe YOU’RE in the ceilling” to Jim’s face as Andy punches the wall, it’s an instant classic!
Favorite scene: The Stamford office playing Call of Duty. Basically the whole storyline, but two parts jump out. When Jim gets called in to Josh’s office where he is confronted by Josh and Andy. It looks like they are going to get in trouble for playing, but in fact Jim just sucks at the game. And Andy says, “I’m no longer talking about the game. I’m actually going to kill you”.
Also, after Karen blows Jim up and laughs about it, Jim slowly turns around while whispering “Psy-cho-path”. That cracks me up every time.
“I’m a drunk driver”–Jim
Jim joining Andy singing to drive Karen nuts!
It has to be joined sales calls for me – Dwight and Jim with their worked out tag team (which was kind of sweet) and Dwight’s psych out in the car, followed closely by the sales call of Phyllis and Karen and their humongous hair in the same episode. Or it might be the Jim/Pam phone call after they haven’t heard from each other in some time – this is not hilarious per say, but it’s the most memorable scene for me 🙂
Oh Bri! (Post 567) How could I have forgotten that moment? I must have watched it a thousand times. I think that may be my actual favorite S3 moment. Hilarious!
My favorite moment episode of season 3 was product recall. There were so many hysterical moments. Almost too many to say one specific! Of course the cold open where Jim imitates Dwight. Kelly training the accounting department for customer service and Angela is just horrible and cannot say sorry. Pam and Dwight filming Michael’s apology tape where Michael ends it “if I am fired I swear to God that every single piece of copy paper in this town is going to have the F word on it, the F word. You have one day” and Pam saying “ok that was your best apology video ever”. Creed stealing the money from the lady he got fired. Andy realizing that he was dating a girl in highschool and Jim responding to Andy when he says he didn’t know “well thats not going to hold up in court”. And finally the best is when Dwight imitate Jim at the end. Words cannot describe how funny Rain Wilson is at that moment. He so deserves that emmy! Sorry went on and on!! But that episode was JAM (no pun intended;)) packed w/ hysterical moments!!! Thanks for all your hard work GMMR. Your website is the best for TV fans in general but your love of all things Office tugs at the heart strings!!:)
my fave had to be the episode of “women’s appreciation” after the whole dwight as a sex predator deal, jim calls dwight from his work phone and calls dwight’s hotline. He says that there is a predator in the women’s bathroom above the sink. He runs into the bathroom and only sees his reflection with a little mustache drawn on and comes to the realization and only yells out:
“PAM!!!!”
that’s classic!
Creed cracked me up all season. One of my favorite lines of all time:
Creed: The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what’s all the fuss? If that’s flashing, then lock me up.
My favorite scene was when Michael was impersonating the “flasher” by sticking his finger out of his fly in “Women’s Appreciation.” Classic Michael!
Seven little words, so many laughs:
“His capa is detated from his head!”
At first I thought, “How could I possibly pick one moment out of the whole season?” And then I remembered “Cocktails” when Michael receives his “love contract” with Jan and they cut to Jan’s talking head, and she says…”Why is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh my God, what am I doing?” I seriously jumped up out of my seat! Jan doing the “That’s what she said! 😉 For me, that was thee funniest moments of Season 3. Awesome blossom!
Ok, So I always forget that most of the “Stanley” moments are so hysterically funny..here are 2..
1. In the return when Jim and Pam grab Andy’s phone to play a prank on him…the look on Stanley’s face when Jim throws it up into the ceiling is priceless!
2. And my favorite Stanley moment of the season…it still makes me laugh out loud every time I see it. Classic!
Stanley: Liquid.
Dwight: Very good! You have earned one Schrute Buck.
Stanley: I don’t want it.
Dwight: Then you have been deducted 50 Schrute Bucks!
Stanley: Make it 100.
Dwight: We— Don’t you wanna earn Schrute Bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
Oh, so many choices. But I’d have to go with Jim dressing up as Dwight. So awesome. I mean dawesome.
How do you pick just one? But one of my ABSOLUTE favorites from Season 3 is from The Job:
Dwight: Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
Jim: Oh hey, Dwight.
Dwight: I am gonna be your new boss. It’s my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time is now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: Sorry, we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late checkout?
Dwight: I’ll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You’re not the manager even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I’m the owner. The co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy you are in Hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?
Dwight: Yeah, but I haven’t told you my salary yet.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year.
I just love how matter-of-fact Jim is during this whole interaction, like Dwight really does own Hotel Hell.
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In ‘Grief Counseling’… the session in the conference room when Pam, Ryan, & Kevin use bogus stories about deaths in their families based on movie scenes. It was so smart & HYSTERICAL! Watching that moment always makes me laugh. Beyond that, the whole scene is quality… everyone is in on the joke except for Michael & we see a real camaraderie there among the group. I think it captured the uniqueness that each character brings to the show, and it all worked beautifully together, making it comedy at its best.
I have to say Prison Mike was my favorite moment from Season 3. When he calls Angela “BIOTCH” and Dwight breaks in and says “Hey now, hold on a minute.” That’s the best.
I’m a hopeless romantic and a true JAM fan, so my favorite scene is Pam’s reaction at the end of The Job, when Jim asks her out on a date. She was absolutely beaming! Definitely classic TV!
My favorite was Prison Mike. When he calls Angela “BIOTCH” and Dwight says, “Hey now, hold on a minute.” That’s the best.
My favorite scene was when Jim, dressed as Dwight, calculated the total cost of his Dwight outfit on the huge wrist watch/calculator.
“Crentist.”
I loved the very last moments of the last episode of season 3 between Pam’s teary-eyed beaming smile and Ryans last words to Kelly: “We’re through.”
Definitely when Jim sent Dwight the gaydar and it went off on Dwight!
I’d have to say my favorite moment of Season 3 was the Prison Mike bit. The bandana and “accent” are hilarious on its own but “you’d be da belle of da ball” and the dementors line have me cracking up everytime. It was definitely hard to choose (so many great S3 moments) but Prison Mike is definitely my pick.
my favorite season 3 moment is in beach games when new pam tells everyone off and finally confronts jim. It was so awesome to see ol’ pammy getting what she wanted 🙂
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
That whole scene where Jim impersonated Dwight was amazing!
I am disappointed to see that my fave spots was only noted ONCE in all 600 posts.
Kelly naming her future baby! It was said so non-chalent and serious that I giggle every time I think about it! 🙂
Okay, maybe this is because I just saw the episode last night, but definitely when Pam draws the likeness of the flasher Phyllis saw, which of course was Dwight. Jim told Dwight that he’d just seen the flasher above the mirror in the woman’s bathroom, so Dwight goes in, sees the mustache… “PAM!!!”
That seriously had me laughing for sooo long. 🙂
The moment that had me laugh the loudest was without a doubt when Michael marked the waitress’s arm. That was absolutely incredible, INSANELY HILARIOUS
All I have to say is…
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
My favorite part from Season 3 is the Benihana Christmas scene where Michael takes a permanent marker and marks “his girl.” “Where is she, where is she hiding?” (as he looks in the fridge). It was the moment I realized the Office was a great show and I was hooked from then on!
My fav part was when Jim tells Dwight in the restaurant in a Benihana Christmas that the waitress wants to know how to butcher a duck (or was it a goose?). either way it was hilarious!
The absolute funniest moment for me was in Women’s Appreciation when Dwight calls Phylis “Phalis” and his excuse was that he had penis’ on the brain. Jim’s look after that made it even more priceless! I remember when it went to commercial my family and I gaped at each other in awe!
My favorite moment is when Andy’s cell phone starts going off in the ceiling and as it goes on and on, he gradually starts freaking out more and more. I love it just because of how annoying the song was and how it drove andy to punch a hole in the wall.
Saftet Training produced two moments that make me giggle every time I think of them:
Michael, feeling dimminished after seeing Darryl’s stand-up training session with the dangerous baler and forklift says to Dwight “because you know what our killer is. . . . . ?” and just as he says “depression”, Dwight says at the same time, “wolves”. So Dwight.
Also, after Dwight drops a watermelon and it lands on Stanley’s car, Michael panics and instructs Dwight to contact the offices of James P. Albini to see if they handle “hate crimes”. OMG! And it’s also a nice nod to Season 2 Sexual Harassment.
andy floating away in “beach day”, and his “look at what i’m doing and go tell somebody it” comment to angela. hilarious!
“Michael, are you wear lady clothes?”
“This is a power suit.”
“That there is a woman’s suit!”
HILARIOUS!!!!!
When Michael’s on the roof pretending he’s going to commit suicide.
“Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling ‘bummed-out’?”
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
And of course, the repeat showing for the warehouse guys. I watched this over the internet while I was studying in Italy. I can remember exactly when and where I was b/c this scene was so memorable and hilarious!
The whole episode where Jim convinces Dwight he was bit by a vampire bat was genius. That tied with when Jim comes in dressed as Dwight. It makes me crack up each and every time I watch it, which was several! MICHAEL!
I had soooo many favorite funny moments this past season, but I think the one (or two, I suppose) that made me laugh the hardest was Jim and Dwight doing impressions of each other. Especially Dwight’s impression, so perfect! 😀
“Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.”
“Yeah, that’s ’cause I’m your boyfriend, Jim Halpert. Hey Karen, wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse ’cause you’re my girlfriend?”
I had soooo many favorite funny moments this past season, but I think the one (or two, I suppose) that made me laugh the hardest was Jim and Dwight doing impressions of each other. Especially Dwight’s impression, so perfect! 😀
“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
“Yeah, that’s ’cause I’m your boyfriend, Jim Halpert. Hey Karen, wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse ’cause you’re my girlfriend?”
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One that struck me really funny for some reason was in Cocktails. Dwight goes into a bedroom at the CFO’s house and sits on a rocking chair and wakes his kid up. “Hey, who makes this chair?” “I dunno!” “What is this oak?” “I dunno!” “…What do you know?” It made me crack up the first time I saw it.
My favorite scene was Dwight running up and down the length of the parking lot and then calling Jan in “The Coup” hehe! 🙂
My favorite scene was with Pam and Dwight after Pam told Jim that he should let Karen move closer to him. She sits in the hallway and starts to cry. Dwight comes in and seeming to be sincere puts his arm around Pam and says “so you’re PMSing pretty bad huh”. Classic!
Two words – Pepper Spray.
I howl every time I think of Dwight in that episode.
When Dwight says to put the most attractive beets in the front. Those are the money beets.
There were definitely a lot of hilarious scenes … but one that I loved was from Beach Games.
Dwight: We will be called Gryffindor.
Jim: Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim: I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Dwight: He who must not be named? I wouldn’t do that.
Jim: Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort …
Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort!
Angela, from A Benihana Christmas: “I don’t go to your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.”
Definitely in “The Return” when Andy’s had his explosion and Jim & Pam are looking at it wearing the sombreros. When Pam says, “I think we broke his brain,” and then they snigger together. It’s so intimate and sweet.
In “Product Recall,” when Andy and Jim are driving to the school and the conversation goes, Andy: “Beer me!” Jim: “What’s that?” Andy: “Hand me that water. I always say ‘Beer me,’ gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.”
oh lordy, my favorite moment is so insignificant yet absolutely PERFECT. it is during an angela talking head, where she admits that sometimes she watches will & grace, but only because of harry connick jr. and then she blushes a bit and justifies by saying “he’s so talented”. i can NOT get her look out of my head, it’s sooo angela. possibly the best moment of acting in the whole season. i think i laughed for a solid five minutes.
Best moment by far was when Jim and Pam stole Andy’s phone and hid it in the ceiling. The look on Jim’s face after Andy freaked out was priceless.
Another great moment was when Jim called Dwight during “Women’s Appreciation” and told him the flasher was in the woman’s bathroom above the sink, and then Dwight runs in, finally understands and yells, “PAM!”
The best moment for me was in “Business School” right after Dwight bends over to get a cup of water from the water cooler. As he’s getting up, Jim is hovering behind him and when Dwight notices, he is so startled, that he pushes against the water to try and get away. I love “The Office” for moments like those!
The best moment for me was in “Business School” right after Dwight bends over to get a cup of water from the water cooler. As he’s getting up, Jim is hovering behind him and once Dwight notices, he is so startled, that he leans and pushes against the water cooler to try and get away. Dwight’s face is priceless! I love “The Office” for the little moments like those!
i think one of the funniest moments has to be in “Product Recall” when Jim and Andy are in the car and Jim asks Andy for some music and he starts singing “Drift Away” and then Jim says: “I thought more like a cd or a cd”… that got me laughing like for 2 full minutes….
PICK ME!!! PLEASEEEEEE
In “Grief Counseling” when Michael on speakerphone with Jan asking if they can build a statue in memory of Ed Truck and Dwight draws up plans for the “robot” and says, “I added a 6 foot extension cord, in case he turns on us.”
oy vay! see… my Mister and I wait until the seasons come out on dvd, and then we watch them. that way if something happens at the end of a show, we don’t have to wait a WHOLE WEEK to find out what happens next.
so. uh. yeah. i haven’t seen season three yet. in fact, pretty much the last thing that happened was that JIM KISSED PAM.
For the most deft handling of humor and heartwarming emotion in the same 30 second scene, I have to give my favorite moment of season 3 crown to Pam’s breakdown in the hallway, followed by Dwight taking off his coat and being nice, followed by Dwight telling Pam “you must be PMSing pretty bad, huh.”
Golden.
Michael: Yes, it is a great loss. Dwight was a top employee-
Andy: WAS a top employee.
Michael: That’s what I said.
Andy: Right. Addition by subtraction.
Michael: What does that even mean?
The lilt in Steve Carrell’s voice as he says that last line gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME!
So many moments from Season 3. But this one is deffinately in my tops.
Dwight: Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
Jim: Oh hey, Dwight.
Dwight: I am gonna be your new boss. It’s my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time is now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: Sorry, we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late checkout?
Dwight: I’ll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You’re not the manager even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I’m the owner. The co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy you are in Hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?
Dwight: Yeah, but I haven’t told you my salary yet.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year
Lmao. I loooove that scene. Jim has the best comebacks ever.
Poor Dwight 🙁
In Women’s Appreciation, when Michael is talking about what he likes and doesn’t like with Jan and mentions that they like to “scrap book” together. The image of Jan and Michael scrap booking together is so perfectly hilarious, ridiculous but not too ridiculous to picture it.
honestly, the one that sticks out the most is when Jim pretends to be a vampire to confuse Dwight. He goes to Karen and drops her bread and said it burns. Then she says slowly, “but Jim, this GARLIC bread is COLD.”
HILARIOUS. Now I’m laughing all over again.
during the episode that came on last thursday, “women’s appreciation” at the mall, when angela says “sometimes i find gap kids’ clothes a little to flashy. so i order clothing from the amreican girl store for large colonial dolls.”
i laughed for quite some time.
One of the funniest moments has to be the “Back From Vacation” scene when michael is sending the picture of him and Jan in Jamaica to Todd Packer:
Michael: Im sending it to you right… now. Did you get it?
Packer: no i didnt get anything…
Michael: are you sure?? check again…
Packer: no i didnt get it…
Michael: Okay, wait a second. I sent it to you at packer@dundermifflin.com… packaging@dundermifflin.com… uh-oh.
Packer: Wait, I just got it from somebody else. Wow! This is hot, damn!… How do I get you out of this picture?
Pick meeeeeeeeee
“My Cousin Mufasa…”
How in the hell the cast made it through that scene without dying of laughter, I will never know.
After Jim and Andy get drunk and start singing, when Jim joins in with the Indigo Girls song and Andy is so delighted and says, “Tuna!” It gets me every time.
I think the best line I heard from Season 3 was from “Phyllis’s Wedding” when Dwight said “Why are all these people here ? There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.” I found it funny because it reminds me of New York City and how it gets so crowded here.
Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60’s, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors… in the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
cant help but crack up at THAT one and it always gets my bf rolling too. lol
It’s hard to choose, but the one thing that cracks me up every time is whenever Dwight tries to catch the bat and pulls the sack over Meredith’s head. The face of Meredith is priceless, after Dwight says “You’re welcome.”.
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One hilarious moment is the scene in “Women´s Appreciation” when Michael and the girls are in the mall and Pam asks Kelly how her relationship with Ryan is going and she says: ” awesome… I mean awful, and sometimes awesome” that really got me laughing…
I think my favorite moment of season 3 was Michael’s Diwali song in the episode Diwali. “If you’re Indian and you love to party, have a happy happy happy happy Diwali…” Still gets me…
Michael: Wow, you are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I., or … ?
Brilliant!
During Beach Games, when Dwight and Angela conspire to overthrow Andy.
“Sabotage.”
“What did you say? Sandwich?”
“No, I said that before. Now what I am saying is…sabotage.”
I absolutely lost it when Angela puts on the rain bonnet when the bat is loose in the office during Business School and says, “There is poop raining from the ceilings. POOP!”
Classic. For some reason I also love in Women’s Appreciation when Meredith is parking the car and Michael goes, “I don’t think she’s gonna make it. I don’t think she’s gonna make it.” Kills me!
I love the end of “Gay Witch Hunt” after Jim has sent Dwight his very own “Gaydar” and he proceeds to set it off himself. Makes me laugh every time I think of it.
Found you through Ducky
The very last scene in the Coup with Dwight standing on the desk with the boxes of paper with the “LIAR” sign around his neck while everyone works around him. It epitomizes Michael’s sense of revenge on a childish level.
The scene where dwight uses the gaydar on Oscar and says. “Shhhh… Don’t be scared” Then smiles when it beeps and says “it works” while nodding.
My favourite moment of the season, and one of my favourite Jim-moments of ever, was in Product Recall when Andy and Jim arrive at the high school and Jim looks at the camera and says “Lord, beer me strength.”
I’ve been saying that constantly ever since I saw that episode. It’s a beautiful moment.
Beach games, when Andy is floating away and is calling for help. Too much.
I have to say that it’s a tie between Dwight imitating Jim and Jim imitating Dwight. I seriously get a stomach ache from laughing so hard every time I watch it!
My favorite moment in season 3 has to be Jim and the face he makes when he says “Lord, beer me strength” in the “Product Recall” episode.
Hands down, the Dwight and Jim impersonations in “Product Recall” because, as Jim says, they were “spot on.”
I heart the Office.
My favorite moment was when Dwight looks in the ladies bathroom mirror only to find the face on the poster he had been posting all day with Andy. Oh and also, “Unshun, reshun”.
My favorite scene from season 3 was in “The Job” when Michael pretends he knows everyone’s names, i.e. Beardy
I love in season 3 when Angela asks Pam to coffee and then at the coffee shop she yells “Hello?!” because no one is helping them.
“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” Because seriously? Genius.
Favorite line: “See what I’m doing? GO TELL SOMEONE IT!”
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Two favorite one-liners; one just now came up after 600-some posts, and another that I haven’t seen yet.
Kudos to whomever just posted “Wow, you’re very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I.?” And the look on Jenna Fischer’s face kills me every time.
And maybe this is only funny to people who work in the legal profession, but Jim in the waiting room of the high school with Andy – “It doesn’t matter . . . because she’s not your girlfriend . . . because it’s a felony.” Great voice inflection to accent the hilarity, too.
Yeah, my absolute favorite was in Beach Games when Andy fell into the (8th largest body of water in the U.S.!) lake. I laughed so hard, but Angela made it even better with her sabotage!
(Andy falls in)
Andy: Help. Help! Angela, Angela, hey! Oh, thank God! Go tell somebody!
Angela: What Andy? Andy, what should I tell them?
Andy: Go tell them I’m floating away, obviously!
Angela: I don’t understand what you want from me.
Andy: Angela, it’s pretty simple. LOOK at what I’m doing, and GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!
Angela: Sorry! (long pause) Bye, Andy!
Andy: Angela!
That’s the BEST. I laughed so hard I cried, and every time I see it or think of it, I burst out laughing again.
Another part I love is shortly before that scene when Dwight is alone with Angela and says, “Sabotage”, and Angela says, “What? What did you say? Did you say “sandwich?” And Dwight says, “No. That’s what I was saying before. Now I’m saying sabotage . . .”! That was hilarious.
Has to be when Jim shows up for work dressed as Dwight. I was on the floor laughing. I view that clip on YouTube atleast once every hour for the rest of the week.
“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
Absolutely classic!!!!!!
OMG the best moment was every single moment of the dvd every single scene and every single line but my fav. was the last episode the job when Ryan said were through. and kelly was like WHAT!
I don’t remember seasons or anything but have watched every episode several times. My favorite part has to be when Creed is talking to the camera and says “Nobody messes with me and gets away with it. The last person who messed with me… Creed Bratton.” One of the greatest lines ever. Creed by far is the funniest in a sick and discreet way.