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Paula Abdul Has a Case of the Crazies

April 7, 2006 by  

Paula Abdul Did you hear Paula Abdul’s latest brush with crazy?  The American Idol judge claims that she was physically assaulted during a private party in Hollywood last Tuesday.She claims that a man grabbed her arm and threw her up against a wall causing her to sustain a concussion and spinal injuries.  Abdul gave the police the man’s name but no arrest has been made yet.

I’m not in the habit of making light of assault charges, but I am in the habit of thinking Paula Abdul is off her rocker.  Seriously what is going on with her?  Her bizarre behavior on and off camera has caused some to speculate just how stable Paula is these days.  If you watch American Idol you’ve seen her antics week after week.  Most nights she can’t put a sentence together (someone please give this woman a thesaurus).  And then of course there are the shows when she appears to be too drunk or stoned to even stand up.  She is a mess.  And dude, has she NOT learned her lesson from the whole Corey Clark incident??  The way she fawns over Ace is ridiculous.  You are old…Ace would never go for you….get over yourself.

As much as I love American Idol, I often find myself fast forwarding through Paula’s nonsensical rambling performance critiques because I can’t stand to hear her mundane thoughts.  I was a bit bummed to hear that Paula just renewed her AI contract for three more years?  I’m not sure I can take her for that long. Then again, at this rate, she might not last another three years.

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8 Responses to “Paula Abdul Has a Case of the Crazies”

  1. mya on April 4th, 2007 5:20 pm

    I love paula, she is beateful.

  2. Cherye on April 5th, 2007 12:47 pm

    Listen here dude! you have no right to talk shit about her!!! sure she gets drunk sometimes but thats her buissness! we all get drunk now and then! she might be old! but danm she’s pretty gorgeous for her age!! you have your own issues to deal with! leave her alone! she is not gonna die in 3 years you jerk! I dont think you are being fair!

  3. Monica from Denmark on April 7th, 2007 6:09 pm

    I LOVE Paula…. She is sweet, beautyful, funny and a lot more..
    You are very mean to her… That is’nt fair….!

  4. Kim on May 6th, 2007 12:17 pm

    i love Palua Abdul she is so beatiful i think she is the best judge in american idol then simon then randy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Randy is stupid he alwayz sayz alright listenup dawg that waz hot right there it is soooo gay he think he a player!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Mimi on June 11th, 2007 9:30 am

    Hey i think paula is awesome plus who gave you the right to talk like that about.i think she is totally gorgeous!

  6. terra vinosky on June 13th, 2007 5:13 pm

    paula you are the bom you are so sweet and kind you dress nice
    to so that is all i have to say

  7. Manda on July 13th, 2007 2:42 pm

    ummm…i think what your saying is wrong and that paula is amazing! and you don’t know what it is like to be a celebrity so you probably have no idea what is going on so i think you shouldn’t say anything about it!

  8. Marco on May 17th, 2009 8:08 pm

    Paula has changed the way TV is, she is not only gorgeous but she is fenomenal, her mistakes are no mistakes but they are nothing but insidents that we all had at one time, she is and should be there and here for the new generation.
    Paula through out your life you had so many accidents and insidents and you don’t give up, you make the old saying come true “is not wrong to fall but not to get up” PLEASE KEEP IT UP. I LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE JUST AS YOU ARE.