THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap: Casinos & C-Cups - Give Me My Remote : Give Me My Remote


June 10, 2009 by  

This week Team Sane ditched the Franklin Lakes drama and had a girls-only weekend in Atlantic City. Caroline, Dina and Teresa stayed at the Water Club Hotel and shopped, lounged around by the pool and dined out. Seemed like a nice relaxing trip, which unfortunately doesn’t make for exciting television. The only notable happening was a phone call from Steve (Danielle’s tadpole) requesting permission to use Teresa’s shore house accompanied by another woman.

Team Insane (membership 1) stuck around Franklin Lakes and celebrated her birthday by throwing herself a pity party. Danielle whines about not having someone special to celebrate with, the growing distance between herself and Jacqueline and her desire to break-up with Steve…waaah.

Ultimately Danielle does end things with Steve later in the episode. She cries. He smiles. Afterwards she informs her daughters of Steve’s intentions to keep contact with them. But the girls are wise beyond their years and aren’t buying it. The eldest one points out that men only date her mom for her “goodies.” Observant girl that Christina.

As for Jacqueline, she is slowly gravitating towards Team Sane. Cutting back on communication with Danielle, refusing to talk about certain topics with Danielle and openly admitting that her family does not want her to have anything to do with Danielle. All signs that it’s not long before she chooses a side (and quits this neutral act).

Teresa goes in for her consultation to get her new bubbies. That poor doctor! Man alive, even I was embarrassed for him: 4 Jersey housewives and a camera crew. He actually stumbled on a couple words there. In the end, Teresa goes through with it and goes from a “minus A” to a “C-Cup.” I actually kinda like her husband Joe. He smiles a lot and comes across as a softie (even though he probably isn’t).

Bravo entitled this episode “Casinos & C-Cups.” I think “Goodies & Bubbies” is way better. Don’t go getting all classy on us Bravo, I saw what is in store for next week!


5 Responses to “THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap: Casinos & C-Cups”

  1. Give Me My Remote on June 10th, 2009 1:00 pm

    I’m so glad that Theresa decided to go no bigger than a C cups. Clearly her friends didn’t get the memo that bigger is not always better.

    That doctor was horrified!! But since that’s probably the way my girlfriends and I would be in that same situation, I couldn’t hate on the housewives.

    Danielle is delusional! Telling her kids that Steve wanted to be a part of their lives was absolutely heart wrenching. Especially when her youngest daughter started naming of the initials of Danielle’s other exes that said they would stick around. Clearly, she hasn’t learned a thing about keeping her children and her love life separate. Not only that, but it’s not like the daughters actually liked Steve. The oldest one had previously mentioned that Steve treated her mother like crap.

    As for Christine calling Danielle out on giving away the “goodies” – amazing! If your 14 year daughter realizes you are a slut then there’s a problem

  2. amanda on June 10th, 2009 5:09 pm

    Christine is so beautiful, she is the one who should be signed up with that model agency, not teresa’s kid. Teresa is cute but she was so annoying at the hotel bringing so many clothes and bathing suits, and pushing her spoiled little children into modeling already – is she ok?

  3. Lauren C on June 10th, 2009 8:58 pm

    you rock amy!!!

  4. Tabitha on June 10th, 2009 8:59 pm

    If you read Danielle’s blog, she’s all ticked because nobody told her about Steve calling Teresa before she saw the episode. Uh..who was speaking to her at this point? Even Jacqueline was pulling away from the triain station but she was with Danielle, NOT the A.C. gang.

    And it just breaks my heart to see Danielle and the girls. Let them be girls for cripe’s sake.

  5. Lisa (aka lmr) on June 11th, 2009 6:47 am

    Amanda, thought the same thiing about Christina, she is gorgeous! I think her mother was probably prettier before the facelift – she’s starting to get the Joan Rivers eyebrow look. I agree on Joe, he seems like a really good guy – looks like he has to restrain Theresa next week. Yowza.