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Dunder Mifflin MA-Chicopee Branch Coming Soon (Update)

September 26, 2007 by  

Dunder Mifflin Infinity - Chicopee, MA Branch

I just got word that I’ll be the new Regional Manager of the MA-Chicopee branch of Dunder Mifflin. I’m going to be taking some time over the next few days to understand the business and hire my team. Here’s where you come in…

If you have applied to the MA-Chicopee branch it’s IMPORTANT that you leave me a comment and let me know if you are 100% in on participating in the Dunder Mifflin Infinity experience. There are going to be a few tasks involved from time to time and it actually hurts the branch if the majority of the team is not participating. So if you are in this to win in please leave me a comment and let me know why YOU should be hired for the MA-Chicopee branch (also include your DMI username if possible).

Hiring is underway now so hopefully we’ll have more to talk about soon.

UPDATE: The site has a few kinks to work out today but I just received word that 171 of you are already full time employees of Dunder Mifflin, Chicopee.  And a whopping 387 of you have submitted resumes and are waiting to hear back on your hire.  Per the message above it is so IMPORTANT to leave a comment here if you plan on being truly committed to DMI.  I can’t accept all of the employees who have registered as it could potentially hurt the branch.  It’s going to be tough, but we’ll figure it out.  Looking forward to working with you all!!

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144 Responses to “Dunder Mifflin MA-Chicopee Branch Coming Soon (Update)”

  1. sabra_girl on September 26th, 2007 12:49 pm

    I’m 111% for the job at Chicopee! My DMI username is the same as this one (and I’m Thistle on OfficeTally if anyone was wondering where I popped up from!). I’m a hard worker, a hard drinker (though not to Meredith’s extent!) and have no current ambitions to up my Solitaire winning percentage.

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  3. calila1988 on September 26th, 2007 1:03 pm

    i am so in this to win! i’ll work hard and do whatever i can to help the branch be number 1:) my username is Calila1988. hopefully i join your team and have some fun with so really cool people!

  4. Ellen on September 26th, 2007 1:04 pm

    Looking forward to reporting to duty, ma’am!

    My Dunder Mifflin name is lnfitz.

  5. hjaemo on September 26th, 2007 1:07 pm

    i am in this to win-win-win. that’s how i roll. my username is hjaemo. let’s have some fuuuuuuuun!

  6. Sara on September 26th, 2007 1:09 pm

    I am DEFINITELY in more than 100% and can’t wait to get started! I was so excited to get my email about being in your branch! My user name is sare81.
    I want us to get the most shcrutebucks possible so I’ll be participating in everything.

  7. Dorky Dancer on September 26th, 2007 1:11 pm

    My DMI username is also Dorky Dancer. I just reapplied for Chicopee (instead of Toledo) b/c I want GMMR to be my regional manager! I am a hardcore Office fanatic and I’m a hard worker–two great characteristics for a Dunder Mifflin employee! And I have no life, so I can spend a lot of time working for this branch…

  8. Ellen/lnfitz on September 26th, 2007 1:12 pm

    I also forgot to mention that I am soooo in to win! I am a hard worker and moderately obsessed with all things Office related.

    I am also more than curious to see the tasks and kick the other branches’s butts!

  9. Jenafur on September 26th, 2007 1:17 pm

    My DMI user name is clumsyheadwreck, and you need to hire me! I am totally committed to winning, and winning big. I love The Office so much I am writing my masters thesis on it! But I still have time to ensure that Chicopee is the number one branch!

  10. Jo on September 26th, 2007 1:20 pm

    In it to win it! under the username “jdbard”

  11. Kelly on September 26th, 2007 1:20 pm

    I am definitely it this to win! My username is kelbelle. It’s going to be so much fun and I’ve read the manual so I’m ready to get started. I’m prepared to devote as much time as needed for the team…what better way to deal with my Office obsession? I can’t wait to kick some DMI booty!

  12. cam3150 on September 26th, 2007 1:26 pm

    Hey GMMR,
    I am 110% ready to work for you!! I just got an email saying I had been hired into your branch as a “founding employee” so the first step is complete. Definitely sign me up — I accept your offer 🙂 I tried to sign in to the link it gave me but it would not pull up for some reason. Mr. Howard needs to get this DMI thing working right!!!

    Not sure if you can see my email within this post or not but it is the same as my user name for DMI. cam3150@……

  13. cam3150 on September 26th, 2007 1:27 pm

    Hey GMMR,
    I am 110% ready to work for you!! I just got an email saying I had been hired into your branch as a “founding employee” so the first step is complete. Definitely sign me up — I accept your offer 🙂 I tried to sign in to the link it gave me but it would not pull up for some reason. Mr. Howard needs to get this DMI thing working right!!!

    UPDATE: User name is cam3150

  14. mtraceymmc on September 26th, 2007 1:30 pm

    Username is mtraceymmc

    In it to win! I’m so looking forward to doing tasks realted to the office that I will be probably do more for this branch than my actual school work. And I don’t mind one bit at all! let’s do it! I hope you pick me :-]

  15. Katie on September 26th, 2007 1:35 pm

    I will give 100%!! My DMI name is festrunk. I got an e-mail that said I’m a founding employee, so I hope you pick me. I’m so excited!

  16. Stepper on September 26th, 2007 1:38 pm

    My DMI name is Stepper and I’m getting really psyched to play this game. I’m in if you’ll have me!

  17. CrazyGringa on September 26th, 2007 1:40 pm

    At your service boss. My username is the same as the one here. Here is why you should hire me:

    Crazy Gringa
    Really love the office
    Awesome worker
    Zany for The Office
    Y tu mama tambien
    Good worker
    Really hard worker
    Intense
    Need this job
    Guns..I stick to them
    Authority..I have a dog like obedience to it

  18. Andie on September 26th, 2007 1:47 pm

    I am committed! My username is Pampong01 (sorry – not very original). Please hire me!

  19. Kristi on September 26th, 2007 1:58 pm

    I’m in it!! I already got an email saying I was hired for your branch? but I guess that’s a technicality or something – but I definitely want to be apart of it! I am:

    J – Jim
    I – is Jim
    M – My name is Jim

    or… Kristi, but whatever. My screen name on there is Savemeimdtba – I look forward to working with you!

  20. stephanie on September 26th, 2007 1:59 pm

    whats the dress code – acid wash jeans and a mullet?

  21. Sarah Lynn on September 26th, 2007 1:59 pm

    Hi..my username is jam4ever81 and I’m ready to take on the tasks at hand..please hire me!!!

  22. Katrina on September 26th, 2007 2:02 pm

    Hey! My name for DMI is bigtunaa, and I am totally ready to make Chicopee the best branch of the bunch! I am 100% in for every task :o)

  23. Yogurt_Lid on September 26th, 2007 2:03 pm

    Ready and willing, that’s my motto, 100% and willing to work to prove it!! Username: Yogurt_Lid! Can’t wait to get the party started!!

  24. Michele on September 26th, 2007 2:06 pm

    My e-mail said I was a founding employee of your branch, so I figured I was accepted? Maybe not, but I am totally 100000% behind this, and I will do so flippin’ much to win…and I do laundry, too! My username is twentythree, so please add me to your branch, please!

  25. snowy on September 26th, 2007 2:11 pm

    Hello? Who’s there? My name is snowymt, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee. Hello?

    Sign me up! :o)

  26. Heather on September 26th, 2007 2:19 pm

    I am super excited about DMI AND look forward to working underneath you (that’s what she said). Anyway, hope you pick me!

    DMI Username: Heathers23

  27. Tara on September 26th, 2007 2:21 pm

    My husband actually said that if I spent half as much time looking for a real job as I spend on all things Office, we’d be rich by now! Sorry about his luck! 🙂 My screen name is tiriti and I’m definitely in!

  28. prohibitionpirate on September 26th, 2007 2:26 pm

    I just got the email that said I was hired for your branch, though it is having some problem when I click on the link.(anyone else having that problem?) I will definitely participate completely. I’m prohibitionpirate.

    “It is always a treat when OUR paths cross”

  29. JANES on September 26th, 2007 2:31 pm

    I’m in too!!!! So excited to be working with and for you!!!

    Jane

  30. JANES on September 26th, 2007 2:31 pm

    I’m in too!!!! (TWSS) So excited to be working with and for you!!!

    Jane

  31. Amy on September 26th, 2007 2:32 pm

    Hi! I just re-applied to Chicopee so I could work for GMMR. I am totally on-board 100% to do whatever is necessary to win! Main reasons: I love The Office desperately and I love reading GMMR everyday!

    My screen name is amosbkln–please add me to your branch!

  32. Megan Elizabeth on September 26th, 2007 2:41 pm

    Hi! My DMI name is MeganElizabeth and I am 100% committed to making our branch the most kickass, schrutebuck collecting, office games winningest branch ever! Also, I have never once called in sick to any fake online job I have ever had, AND I got an A in Acounting 201 last semester. Im looking more and more enticing arent I? Not to mention I have a sweet Muppet Babies tattoo on my tummy.

    Rock on DM Chicopee!
    -MeganElizabeth

  33. hockeybychoice on September 26th, 2007 2:41 pm

    I’m totally in. I’m on board for participation – what else am I going to do at work..?
    Another founding employee of Chicopee at your service!

  34. Steve on September 26th, 2007 2:46 pm

    Hey GMMR –
    I just got the “you’re hired” email, so I guess that’s the first step!
    I’m totally ready to rock Dunder Mifflin to its core. It’s about time some competent leadership is put into place! 🙂
    Anyway, I spend a ton of time reading blogs and doing things that will hopefully in the future earn me some SchruteBucks, so that’s exciting.
    And I’m actually repping Massachusetts. Medford may not be close to Chicopee, but Shrewsbury is getting there!
    My username is stvspl there. I think, anyway.

  35. Rae Rae on September 26th, 2007 2:49 pm

    I’m totally 100% on board with whatever tasks need undertaking. I am a huge fan of The Office and will do what it takes to win. My user name is the same one here.
    I can’t wait to start working with you!!!

  36. estero on September 26th, 2007 2:55 pm

    I’m ready to be gruntled. I’m even willing to trade in some of my stanley nickels to earn some extra schrutebucks. my dmi is the same btw!

  37. Michelle on September 26th, 2007 2:57 pm

    I’m in! Chelle1141 is my username…

  38. Becky on September 26th, 2007 2:58 pm

    Do I want to be in this branch? Absolutely I do! I plan to devote at least as much time to this as my husband does to fantasy baseball – which trust me, is a lot.

    I’m outside of Boston now but am originally from western MA, close to Chicopee, so I wanted to be in this branch even before it became the GMMR branch, and now I’m even more desperate! So besides Office-lore I can tell you add a ‘local’ flavor to the branch. Did you know one of the world’s leading Elvis impersonators is from Chicopee? Come on, you know Michael would find a way to use that somehow!

    My username is TheMichaelShow (what my kids call the show). We play the opening credits when my 2 year old is cranky because he immediately stops and bops his head and do-do-do-do-do’s along with the music, so I’m already passing on my addiction.

    I’ve been practically living and breathing The Office the last few years, so it would be great to actually put my obsession to some use. I giggle and think ‘second drink!’ when my margarita ice melts, I think of Jim and the Sharper Image catalog when someone talks about Gaydar. My non-watching coworkers don’t get it. But you guys would! Please!!

  39. Mike K. on September 26th, 2007 2:59 pm

    Uh, please hire me. I watch a lot of TV, actually I think you’ve been to my blog before, though I got a little lazy about actually reviewing anything, I still am keeping up the full recordkeeping. My DMI username is mkkawamo.

  40. NickelBagofFunk on September 26th, 2007 3:01 pm

    I’m in it to win it. Basically because I found out this summer I have grandkids and kids.

    User name is the same as listed here. Besides, with a user name like mine, how can you not need an employee with a name like this in your office?

  41. Abnabber on September 26th, 2007 3:01 pm

    I should now be part of the chicopee team! I had a weird issue but hopefully it has been resolved. Please let me know if I don’t show up on your list.

    Also- Partyplanner would like to confirm herself too.

  42. Matt on September 26th, 2007 3:07 pm

    Hey I signed up for Chicopee and really want to play. I’m from MA anyways and it would be nice to play from my home state and not for some random state in the mid-west.

  43. drcrentist on September 26th, 2007 3:17 pm

    O please pick me!! I basically have a sanctioned period of time during each day when I temporarily ignore my 2 kids and get things done. Like, you know, look at gmmr and officetally. I’m pathetic. You must hire me!! Please!
    username: drcrentist

  44. Becky on September 26th, 2007 3:27 pm

    I’m super excited to be a part of GMMR’s branch. Besides what else am I going to do for 8 hours at my real job if not a fake job on the internet?

    Exactly.

    Username- bclark

  45. Jess on September 26th, 2007 3:27 pm

    with a name like chicopee, need i say more? 🙂
    it’s close to my hometown so the commute would be a breeze.

  46. Emily on September 26th, 2007 3:34 pm

    Pick me! Pick me! I’m in to WIN! My username is gilmoregal

  47. Erin on September 26th, 2007 3:35 pm

    I received an e-mail saying I was hired for your branch! My
    username is ErinAnne, and I am looking forward to my first task!

  48. victoria on September 26th, 2007 3:36 pm

    i think you already chose me- but im in it to win!! im super excited about this branch…

  49. bojangles8 on September 26th, 2007 4:02 pm

    I not only check you site daily but the Dunder Mifflin Infinity site as well so I will always be able to participate. Plus I am Determined, Working, Intelligent, Great Worker, Hard Worker, Terrific. My DMI username is bojangles8. Look forward to working under you!

  50. katayla on September 26th, 2007 4:07 pm

    User is katayla and I’m definitely in 100%! Been obsessively checking the DMI site since it opened, waiting for all of this to begin. 😀 (And I desperately need a distraction from my homework.)

  51. Katen on September 26th, 2007 4:08 pm

    Hey Kathy!
    I would like to be Assistant Regional Manager(Assistant to the Regional Manager) and I will be your most dedicated employee. I love the Office than most of my family members. My love for the show is so big that my mom wishes I tear down the posters that cover my room. It is that big. That is what she said.
    My username is k10manion!
    pick me!
    K-Kind Worker
    A- Attentive Worker
    T- The best
    E- eh, I am awesome
    N- Nuff Said.
    =D

  52. Sandy on September 26th, 2007 4:09 pm

    I’m dedicated, a worker, intelligent, good, a worker. Hire me please! My DMI username is Dwaynefartpoop!

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  54. Flutie on September 26th, 2007 4:20 pm

    I’m defintely one of the most dedicated and hardworking employees you’ll come across, and I look forward to applying my knowledge and skills in making our branch the best branch!

    username:flutieman07

  55. KimberlyHalpert on September 26th, 2007 4:26 pm

    You have no clue how much I want to be working with fellow GMMR’s. I really think that we would be unstoppable. I doubt that there are many other people out there more crazy about The Office than we are! I would dedicate (I wish I could say my life, but c’mon, I’m trying to do college applications too) my online soul to this game. You will not regret choosing me.

    Name: KimberlyHalpert

  56. KimberlyHalpert on September 26th, 2007 4:30 pm

    I TAKE THAT BACK! I TAKE THAT BACK!

    I just found out I am regional manager of Gary.

    Please oh please do not hire me!

  57. JANES on September 26th, 2007 4:31 pm

    OK…I forgot to include my username, it’s MissJ67 and I am 136% committed to the DMI Branch!!!

    HUGS! Jane

  58. Jen on September 26th, 2007 4:31 pm

    Oh Please please please pick me!!! jenns1217 is my user name!!

  59. WilliamDoolittle on September 26th, 2007 4:43 pm

    Hey GMMR…you should hire me b/c not only am I a regular viewer of your site, I am a big geeky fan of The Office and I wouldn’t dream of letting your branch down! My user name is rachaelbarnum.

  60. Pacy88 on September 26th, 2007 4:47 pm

    Hey! My name is Pacy88 and I promise you that I will give 110% to this branch. I watch too much tv (and am too obsessed with the office), so it’s about time I use my ability for the greater good. Choose me! I’m already one of the 171 full-time members. I’m in it for the long haul.

  61. AlltheUrineHeNeeds on September 26th, 2007 4:47 pm

    I’m in it to win it. And as my username indicates, I am willing to give you all the urine you need.

    (if you didn’t get it my DMI username is AlltheUrineHeNeeds)

  62. Melanie on September 26th, 2007 4:54 pm

    Count me in! Username MelanieJB.

  63. Megan929 on September 26th, 2007 5:00 pm

    Knowing how you are this team will definitely take first. I’d love to be a part of your branch and kick some Dunder Mifflin ass!!

    I am willing to put 100% of effort into this, it’s no fun for anyone if someone is slacking and hurting the team. I’m a loyal reader and office obsessed so it would be an honor to work on your team.

    And in the words of Dwight “I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.”

  64. Kim on September 26th, 2007 5:03 pm

    Fact: I would love nothing more than to work for your branch of DMI.
    Question: Will you hire me?

    My DMI name is g8orfanskmf.

  65. The Other Whitney on September 26th, 2007 5:11 pm

    My DMI username is wzoucha.

    I look forward to possibly working with you on this!

  66. Matt on September 26th, 2007 5:21 pm

    I’m hired!!! Username, mjsoko.

  67. Paige on September 26th, 2007 5:22 pm

    I’m sure you’re flooded with messages about your branch so if you are still looking to hire once you catch a break let me know! I am a temp right now.. and I never got an email stating that I had been hired anywhere!! 🙁 –bigmack28

  68. copier_princess on September 26th, 2007 5:24 pm

    If hiring is still open I would make a great choice! I have a 9-5 office job and a lot of free time because I am very good at my job. I LOVE The Office, and am very competitive. I also love games, so I am totally in on all fronts.

  69. Paige on September 26th, 2007 5:26 pm

    I’m sure you’re flooded with messages about your branch so if you are still looking to hire once you catch a break let me know! I am a temp right now.. and I never got an email stating that I had been hired anywhere! 🙁 DMI bigmack28

    Would you like to form an alliance with me?
    Absolutely I do.

  70. Laura F on September 26th, 2007 5:40 pm

    Kathy,
    I would like to be considered for a position in well, I mean as well. How would I work if I was in a well right? Anyhoo, I believe you possess the skills to be a chicken head and I would like to be your chicken wing. Let me tell you a little about myself. I’m a stay at home mom of 2 with an encylopedic brain of everything Office. Which I use to my advantage, when advantageous I’m obssessed and love participating in petty behavior. So in closing, I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for someone else. May God guide you in your quest.

    Pick me PLEASE!!!!! I’m already part of the 171 founding employees! My screen name is bellona.

  71. casinodundie on September 26th, 2007 5:44 pm

    I am lostdundie, and I have learned from the best initiation training Dwight Schrute had to offer.

  72. Emster on September 26th, 2007 5:45 pm

    I’m most definitely in!! as long as school is not too much of a problem, i’ll be there!!

    and my username is officetapper1227

  73. JasonQG on September 26th, 2007 5:48 pm

    I’m in it. Originally, I applied for my local region, but reading this, I’d rather be somewhere where I know people are committed.

    -JasonQG

  74. Matt on September 26th, 2007 5:53 pm

    I neglected it before, but my username is Matt_310. Pick me! 🙂

  75. Jen D. on September 26th, 2007 6:00 pm

    I’m definitely ready to do what is needed for your branch! I’m so excited to get under way!

    My DFI username is xxtriplestarxx.

  76. curliegirl03 on September 26th, 2007 6:10 pm

    good afternoon! i’m one of your founding members of chicopee and couldn’t be more excited! i was going to comment and create one of those “hard worker” acronyms for my name, but apparently it’s been done a lot today, so i’ll just say… i’m a die-hard office fan who checks gmmr and officetally at least five times a day… i listen to ALL the dvd commentaries to learn about dunder mifflin behind-the-scenes… i’m a really strong writer for the tasks that require it… and i get bored at work quite a bit and need something exciting to do, so…. i’m definitely in it to win! my user name on DMI is the same as here. yay chicopee!

  77. Ashley on September 26th, 2007 6:16 pm

    I got an email saying I was hired into your branch! So excited!!! I don’t know if I’m one of the 171 or 387, but either way I want you to know that I’m on board and willing to do whatever my regional manager asks! My DMI name is TobyIsAwesome :o)

  78. Lindsey on September 26th, 2007 6:22 pm

    Hey!
    I’d love to work for you! As someone who compulsively checks Office sites, continuing onto DMI is just the natural next stelp. Plus, I’m a fellow New Englander (NH!) and nearly all my extended family is from the Lackawanna County area! Also, I’m a grad student, so anything to distract me from doing work for that…would be awesome. Really, I just want to earn enough Schrute Bucks to buy stock in a certain beet farm. Beets are the way of the future.

  79. Lindsey on September 26th, 2007 6:22 pm

    Hey!
    I’d love to work for you! As someone who compulsively checks Office sites, continuing onto DMI is just the natural next stelp. Plus, I’m a fellow New Englander (NH!) and nearly all my extended family is from the Lackawanna County area! Also, I’m a grad student, so anything to distract me from doing work for that…would be awesome. Really, I just want to earn enough Schrute Bucks to buy stock in a certain beet farm. Beets are the way of the future.
    User Name: lindseyc182
    🙂

  80. Abbyz on September 26th, 2007 6:25 pm

    My name is Abby, and I’m a longtime reader of GMMR, first time poster. I got my e-mail today that I was hired at your branch (and I am so very honored.) And I am 100% committed to this. GO CHICOPEE!

  81. Andrew on September 26th, 2007 6:30 pm

    Do I want to work for your branch? Absolutely I do. This should be fun. My username is zerohhero.

  82. Tara on September 26th, 2007 6:36 pm

    Hi GMMR!!! MY username is Tlmkates. I am such an office fanantic and am in it to win it. I read your site every day and I feel like you are a friend. I would really love to be a part of your branch and kick some tush!

  83. Jaime on September 26th, 2007 6:38 pm

    I’m one of the “founding members” (my username is ElSpunko), and I’m absolutely committed to Dunder Mifflin Infinity. I never get sick, and I don’t celebrate any major religious holidays. Here is my card with my email address, my phone number, my pager number, my home number, and my second pager number.

    (Obviously very paraphrased, but I get points for trying, right?)

  84. mickeyrandy3 on September 26th, 2007 6:39 pm

    Just wanted to let you know that I’m up for the job… looking forward to making this branch the best branch.

    my name: mickeyrandy3

    H

  85. Abbyz on September 26th, 2007 6:39 pm

    And my username is Abbyz. I apologize.

  86. mellymac on September 26th, 2007 6:41 pm

    I’m in it to win it! Long time reader and podcast listener… just got the email that I was hired to your branch today and couldn’t be prouder! Working on my picture right now… Looking forward to being on the winning team! :)Mellymac

    ps- I heart Jim, too!!!

  87. Esther on September 26th, 2007 6:43 pm

    Question: Who will be your number two?

    Fact: Nescio (username) will be your number two.

    Number two. Nescio. NBC “The Office”.

  88. Maggie on September 26th, 2007 6:59 pm

    I feel more nervous about this “interview” than my last one and that was in front of a panel of 11 people! I am always talking and talking up “The Office” at work. I have brought many new customers (viewers) to Dunder Mifflin and feel that I will continue to do so. I love, love, love this show and everything involved with it. My 12 year old son and I have having a great time watching the show and dvds together. We crack each other up with random quotes. I really feel this is the best show on tv- past or present. Please hire me- magbri – for the position. Thank you!

  89. SaraK on September 26th, 2007 6:59 pm

    yes ma’am – reporting for duty!

    Username – Ntlala98

  90. tara on September 26th, 2007 7:02 pm

    hello! PLEASE hire me for your branch, i check your website everyday, i’d love to be apart of your branch. my username is lolalu

  91. LittleDawn427 on September 26th, 2007 7:03 pm

    Ahh! I hope I’m not too late. I don’t know how many employees you can have. My username is LittleDawn427. Pick me because I will work hard, college students have nothing else to do but procrastinate on the internet. Oh, plus I love you and your site. You make me feel less awkward about being a total TV addict. (A little flattery can’t hurt).

  92. JennyL on September 26th, 2007 7:03 pm

    Please accept me as an employee! You know me as a frequent poster, and I am totally obsessed with The Office. (Remember I sent you that Office video on “summer vacation” a few weeks ago? That was ME!!) I will participate 100%, I would love to be part of a kick ass team that I know you will run!! Username: “JennyL”. Can’t wait!! 🙂

  93. john on September 26th, 2007 7:06 pm

    i would like to be part of the team-thing. i spend so much of my free time doing nothing on the internet, that i might as well have some sort of excuse and reason to be there.

    johnrybak is the username. gracias.

  94. Zenah on September 26th, 2007 7:06 pm

    Hey!!! This is beyond exciting!
    My Dunder Infinity Name is Shrute Bucks, and I am so committed to this whole concept, idea, preject, etc.
    Can’t wait for the fun to start!

  95. Lisa on September 26th, 2007 7:13 pm

    I am very commited to this concept, and a tv fanatic. I’m also unusually competitive when it comes to tasks, so I won’t stop till my team wins :D. My user name is lisac88

  96. Courtney Martin on September 26th, 2007 7:15 pm

    yayy!!!
    i got news i was hired today!!
    woot woot!
    oh yahhh oh yahh!
    so excited, can you tell?

  97. Courtney Martin on September 26th, 2007 7:17 pm

    my user is costar44

  98. Michele on September 26th, 2007 7:22 pm

    I am waiting on approval, and I am one great big Office dork. (Plus I have bought a number of Office things in the GMMR store, so I am a kiss ass too!) Don’t feel too special, though – I also have a bunch of Target goodies, and I send threatening notes to family members who borrow my dvds to ensure their timely return. So accept my application! Or get a restraining order. Whatever. :0)

    mmclark

  99. Amanda on September 26th, 2007 7:31 pm

    Hey! I already got a hiring email, and I am SO excited. I am ready to participate 100%, so no worries 🙂 Can’t wait to get started! Oh, and my username is dramaqueen22.

  100. Jodi on September 26th, 2007 8:00 pm

    I got the hired email too…I’m a longtime reader, not a huge poster! I’m quite the office fanatic and an office drone in “real life” also 🙂 My user name is officewench and I’m more excited for this than going back to work tomorrow!

  101. christy-24 on September 26th, 2007 8:36 pm

    Cant wait to get started…the email says I’m already hired, but thought I better leave a comment too!

    Yeah!

  102. Olivia Furness on September 26th, 2007 8:55 pm

    Hi!
    I received an email saying I’m in your branch (as a temp). My DMI name is goob.
    I am obsessed with the Office [and with John Krasinski : )]!
    Have been a fan of the show since Season 1 and a fan of your website also. I read your website every day. (On your recommendation I checked out Friday Night Lights and it is now one of my favorite shows.) Would love to be hired as a regular employee and will work hard (TWSS).
    Can’t wait to get started on my assignments!

  103. Erin on September 26th, 2007 9:09 pm

    I’m definitely committed – I think I’m already accepted as a member of the branch. My username is elassey.

    Can’t wait to do this (and really can’t wait for tomorrow night!)

    Erin

  104. RainyDaze17 on September 26th, 2007 9:13 pm

    Pick me too please! I am such an Office nerd! My real coworkers make fun of me because I quote it so often. Also, I just bought everything Target had and I think I check GMMR like 10 times a day! This is where I get all of my Office gossip! Thanks!

  105. RainyDaze17 on September 26th, 2007 9:13 pm

    Pick me too please! I am such an Office nerd! My real coworkers make fun of me because I quote it so often. Also, I just bought everything Target had and I think I check GMMR like 10 times a day! This is where I get all of my Office gossip! Thanks!
    RainyDaze17

  106. silsont on September 26th, 2007 9:16 pm

    I’m totally in! I’m the biggest Office geek this side of the Rockies and have been working hard to convert folks at work.

    Reporting for duty Madam Regional Manager! *Does the Dwight salute*

    Username: silsont

  107. Leslie on September 26th, 2007 9:21 pm

    “LittleComment” is in it to win it!! You can count on me!

  108. DrClaire on September 26th, 2007 9:36 pm

    “DrClaire” here reporting for duty. I received the email earlier that said I was a “founding employee”. Makes me proud. Let’s go win this thing!!

  109. Katina on September 26th, 2007 9:41 pm

    Thanks for hiring me (DMI username: katina)! I’m going to work very hard and be completely obsessed with making DMI-Chicopee the best branch!

  110. Kerry on September 26th, 2007 10:12 pm

    Thanks for hiring me! You can count on my to participate 100% My username is Kerry81. I can’t wait to get started!

  111. Renee on September 26th, 2007 10:26 pm

    I’m so hired…

    I’m ReneeNU. Us Massachusettsians have to stick together…

  112. Greg on September 26th, 2007 10:44 pm

    Oh I’m 200% in….I’m just glad to be in a New England Branch like I should be….I’m warfelg…time for DMI-Chicopee to be the Dwight (in terms of sales) of blranches

  113. Kelley on September 26th, 2007 11:07 pm

    I am definitley in it to win it. I hope I can be a part oy your team. I did not pick the branch in my area because I want to have a manager who loves The Office as much as I do or maybe more. I hope I can be a part of your branch 🙂

  114. Meagan on September 26th, 2007 11:22 pm

    How would I describe myself? Three words — hardworking, alpha female, jackhammer. Merciless.

    I’m all about this. I really want to be a part of a branch, especially one that really cares about it. I’ve already applied. My DMI username is Meagan8477 and I use the same email as I use here. I love The Office so much that I’m driving 23 1/2 hours each way (from Texas) to go to The Office Convention. I paid a crap load for tickets and I’m missing a week of work and classes to go just because I’m devoted. I know I’m a little late, but I’ve been at work and school all day. Please hire me. It’s all I’ve ever wanted!!

  115. Angie on September 26th, 2007 11:23 pm

    Choro13 is in it to win it!

  116. Lisa! on September 27th, 2007 12:27 am

    i’m part of the branch, hired and all, but i am getting some weird error messages when i try to access my profile. i can’t put in a picture or anything yet. still working on that one!

    somehow my user name is my real name- i’m trying to get it changed, but until then, it’s Lisa plus the last name in my email address.

    i’m so in….

  117. heidirizley on September 27th, 2007 1:01 am

    I’ve already been hired, but just wanted to reaffirm that I am in this for the long haul! Yay!

  118. Caitlin on September 27th, 2007 3:00 am

    I’m TOTALLY IN!!!!!!!! my name is clin84 and I would be honored to have my name associated with Dunder Mifflin.

  119. Melissa on September 27th, 2007 6:14 am

    I’ve been hired, but I am in this all the way. I will not let you down! I’m melxcloud.

  120. Lisa on September 27th, 2007 7:01 am

    I’m hired! Yay! littlelis19!!!

    Question: What bear is best?

  121. Heber on September 27th, 2007 8:20 am

    Hey! I’ve already been accepted but I wanted you to know I’m 110% committed! Can’t wait!

    -HeberMeber

  122. Lauren on September 27th, 2007 9:12 am

    I’ve already been accepted and I’d very much like to stay that way. I have worked in an office for 5 years and am skilled at playing pranks, answering phones, filing complaints, playing solitaire (spider is my favorite), going on myspace and planning parties. My user name is laurenhalpert.

  123. Michelle on September 27th, 2007 9:14 am

    Pick me! I just started watching The Office this summer and I watched all 3 seasons in less than a week….and 9 times since then! I can’t wait to play DMI!

    ~MichelleBud

  124. debbie on September 27th, 2007 9:16 am

    Hey –

    Hire me! My user name is “debbit” and by that name you can tell that I’m a better accountant than Angela / Oscar / Kevin combined! I’m also a huge Red Sox fan (playoffs here we come!) and FNL fan. I pretty much like all the same things you do. I’ll be the Dwight to your Michael!

  125. Pam on September 27th, 2007 10:00 am

    I am in it to win, too! I believe I applied as “pam1374”.

    Pam

  126. hallie on September 27th, 2007 10:02 am

    I’m pretty good at most stuff.
    username: hal1628

  127. Chariot13 on September 27th, 2007 10:34 am

    Hi there! I found your posting while looking for who is hiring at the Chicopee, MA branch. I applied for this branch and as a Western Mass native and Office fanatic I’d really like to be a part of your team! I’m excited to see what our tasks will be and I’m in for it 100%! 🙂

    If you’d like to accept me, Chariot13 is the username I have applied with.

    Thanks!

    Allison

    A ltruistic
    L earned
    L ikeable
    I ntense
    S uper
    O ffice
    N erd

  128. Kristin on September 27th, 2007 12:00 pm

    Hey it’s Hegshmeg and you HAVE to hire me because I’m pretty much awesome and I have an I heart Jim mug sitting at my desk at work, true story. Not to mention over the past three years I have turned more people on to watching The Office (and friday night lights for that matter) then you can imagine. yeaaah and I also do nothing at work all day so I’ll have time to do stuff hahah. Pick meeee 🙂

  129. Kilynn on September 27th, 2007 1:33 pm

    Hey, World’s Best Boss!

    Sorry I am kind of late to the party. My internet has been down at work, which is unfortunate since I usually spend the bulk of my time there on Office fansites or watching fanvids on YouTube. So my devotion to all things Dunder-Mifflin is unquestionable. I’ve been a fan since the Pilot and I’ve converted a large percentage of my small, midwestern town. I’ve also been lurking on your site for a while (although I don’t comment often).

    I am in this to win it, for sure! I will be the most devoted employee since Dwight K. Schrute.

    Please, please hire me!! Me love you long tim!

  130. Lisa (aka lmr722) on September 27th, 2007 1:42 pm

    Hi GMMR,

    I just reapplied to Chicopee – go Massachusetts! it says my application is being reviewed. I tried your last branch code but it didn’t like that.

    Anyway, I am under my NBC name, Mybestfriend.

    I promise to fight, fight, fight! I also am more than willing to be on any party planning committees!

  131. Ben on September 27th, 2007 2:30 pm

    I just reapplied to your branch as well and I am fully capable of contributing to the team’s goals. If you hire me, it would be a dream come true for the both of us because I’m hardworking, loyal, and ENTHUSIASTIC!

    My NBC screenname is “theTEMPtation”

    DMI will be more than a job to me, it’ll be a lifestyle

  132. Megan on September 27th, 2007 4:03 pm

    I’m an employee, and it’s a guarantee I’ll be 100% into DMI! I just love The Office and I can’t wait to start the branch!

  133. tessahessa on September 27th, 2007 5:30 pm

    I am totally on board and 100% committed. Honestly, I would write an essay about how committed I am. 🙂 I am already designing my desk in my head.

    DMI sn: devster171

  134. hallie on September 27th, 2007 6:29 pm

    I’m pretty good at most stuff…
    username: hal1628

  135. kylie on September 27th, 2007 7:15 pm

    i’m totally in…and representing for western mass…valentine101.

  136. genwithaG on September 27th, 2007 9:11 pm

    I was already hired, my name is genwithaG on DMI too, but I just wanted to say thanks and that I’m so excited to be in your branch!! I’m totally ready to work for you!!

  137. Chris Hall on September 28th, 2007 3:05 pm

    This is really a two for one hire. Both my wife and I will be super committed secret assistants to the regional manager. And look forward to discovering the rules for pam-pong for the next office olympics! hooray!

  138. Chris Hall on September 28th, 2007 3:14 pm

    While I realize needing a second post might indicate that this interview isn’t going very well, but in another way it is going very well. I neglected to mention that my resume is filed under the name homestyle28. In case you were wondering yes my general awesomeness is both my biggest strenght and my greatest weakness.

  139. Erik on September 29th, 2007 12:23 am

    We’re still looking for great employees for the Columbus, GA branch with hiring code se32nj6tlq, in case you can’t be part of the GMMR/MA team.

  140. abnabber on September 29th, 2007 6:32 pm

    I’ve been trying to apply for your branch, but am having difficulties. I am so ready to play!
    DMI name = abnabber

    Also Partyplanner is ready to play!

  141. rose on September 30th, 2007 3:38 pm

    hey my username is rosebud_28 and i just applied for your branch. don’t worry i will work really hard … that’s what she said…sorry. i am a college student but i don’t really study…haha i am OBSESSED with the office. i also just made a logo for the branch, i hope you hire me 🙂

  142. sarah on October 5th, 2007 1:41 pm

    I just applied and am totally up for everything that is thrown at us!!!

  143. christie on October 7th, 2007 6:50 pm

    hi, i’m christie.
    i am a HUGE office fan, and i’m so excited to become a member of this game. i applied for your branch, my username is downtofate. i hope that you accept me, i will be 100% dedicated to your branch!
    thanks!

  144. Sascha on October 8th, 2007 6:47 pm

    HI, i really hope you hire me, because i would love to support your branch. On the other side i think every branch needs a foreigner who will work for minimum wage.

    My DMI username is cupholder