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Taylor Swift’s SNL Monologue Song (La la la)

November 8, 2009 by  

Color me impressed. Songstress Taylor Swift did a fantastic job as SNL’s host and musical guest. That girl worked her ass off this week. She was in more sketches than Kristen Wiig. When’s the last time that happened?

Taylor started off the night on a high note (pun intended) with this hilarious monologue song that had a little fun at Taylor’s expense…and Joe Jonas (that was the ‘Joe’ she was singing about, right? I’m so not up on my celeb teen angst.)

Check out Taylor’s “Monologue Song (La la la)”

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Full lyrics after the break.

I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I’m not gonna talk about that 
in my monologue

I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I’m not gonna talk about that 
in my monologue

La la la
La la la

I like writing songs
 about douche bags who cheat on me
But I’m not gonna say that 
in my monologue

I like writing their names into songs 
so they’re ashamed to go in public
But I’m not gonna say that
 in my monologue

La la la
La la la
This is
 my musical monologue

You might think I might bring up Joe
 that guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I’m not gonna mention him 
in my monologue

Hey Joe, I’m doing real well
I’m hosting SNL
But I’m not gonna brag about that 
in my monologue

La la la
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
La la la

And if you’re wondering if I might
 be dating the werewolf from Twilight (hi Taylor)
I’m not gonna comment on that 
in my monologue

La la la
La la la
This is
 my musical monologue

You might might be expecting me to say
something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
 and ruined my VMA monologue
But there’s nothing more to say
 ’cause everything’s OK
I’ve got security lining the stage
It’s my SNL monologue

La la la
La la la
This is
 my musical monologue

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16 Responses to “Taylor Swift’s SNL Monologue Song (La la la)”

  1. Michelle on November 8th, 2009 3:40 am

    Agreed! Hilarious show, and the songs were great (particularly the second one). Best SNL I’ve seen in a long time.

  2. Justin on November 8th, 2009 3:57 am

    I Think she should fall in that Cateogory with Justin Timberlake and Host/ Musical Guest as Much as Possible.

    I Loved tonights Episode except for Nicholas Fehn.

  3. Karen (Kath's sis) on November 8th, 2009 8:09 am

    I’ve gotta tell ya Taylor Swift has grown on me.

  4. Tom on November 8th, 2009 1:02 pm

    Um, isn’t the host in every sketch? That’s why Taylor was in more sketches than Kristen (as was Gerard Butler, Drew Barrymore, etc.). I feel like this is only an impressive statistic if another cast member does it, which never happens.

    On another note, I thought Taylor was a great musical guest but a somewhat forgettable host. The best thing she did was her Shakira impression, and that was in the 12:55am sketch. She wasn’t horrible, but I wouldn’t watch if she hosted again.

  5. Give Me My Remote on November 8th, 2009 1:51 pm

    Tom –
    To answer your question, no, the host isn’t in every sketch. Usually they aren’t even in half. It really depends on how good the host is.

  6. peetee on November 8th, 2009 7:26 pm

    Okay, you gotta admit that monologue song a.k.a LA-LA-LA was really adorable, wouldn’t be any better if Taylor swift is not the one who sang that song!
    as for the anti-fans who say its booring… I say, “are you kidding me? You should open your eye balls a little bit and turn-on your sense of humor even once”

    All the juiciest info plus the firelight video: Twilight Spoof: http://bit.ly/taylor-swift-on-SNL-monologue-song-plus-firelight-video

    Never seen Swift as a vampire… LOL..peace out!

  7. Patricia on November 19th, 2009 2:04 am

    I watched this in Social Class and I’m only 12 years old!

  8. kelly on November 23rd, 2009 6:29 pm

    I love taylors monologe song i never new she was so funny i always thought she was all girly and stuff but shes differ my fav part was about the twilight guy!!!

  9. kortney on January 7th, 2010 7:25 pm

    the song is so funny/awesome did u know taylor L and taylor S broke up???? 😀

  10. Lisa on January 11th, 2010 7:22 pm

    The lyrics are great except you’re missing a la when you do the 6 la’s), and they are so funny! I can’t get enough of this video!

  11. Will on January 14th, 2010 8:53 pm

    Taylor is awesome! i love her!

  12. Ali on January 14th, 2010 8:54 pm

    haha that was hilarious!!!! loved it!!!

  13. Nathan on January 14th, 2010 8:56 pm

    she is gorgeous u must admit! haha funny song!

  14. Danielle on January 14th, 2010 10:29 pm


  15. Mia on January 14th, 2010 10:31 pm

    Who the heck cares if they are missing a la! gezzzz it was funny ur supposed to laugh!

  16. trisha on April 14th, 2011 1:56 am

    i love it…….. it was fantastic…….. and FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!